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Brad, the homosex

By: fullbodiedanon on Sep 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.83 KB  |  hits: 60  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day waifu stealing at Equestria High.
  2. >Be Norman.
  3. >Be pissed.
  4. >Why?
  5. >Because every time you get a girlfriend, Brad steals them.
  6. >You know, first it started with Fluttershy.
  7. >You dated her for like, five fucking months, and she just goes up and says "S-sorry N-norman, but i like Brad... h-hope that you c-can understand."
  8. >Being the absolute gentleman i am, i let her go.
  9. >I set her free.
  10. >Brad dates her for like a fucking week, and then drops her shit.
  11. >Shy didn't show up for 2 weeks.
  12. >You move on.
  13. >You start dating Pinkie.
  14. >Bam.
  15. >Stolen.
  16. >You start dating Applejack.
  17. >Bam.
  18. >Stolen.
  19. >You date Twilight.
  20. >Bam.
  21. >Stolen.
  22. >Brad at leasts dates her for more than 2 weeks, still drops her like it's hot though.
  23. >Start dating rainbow Dash.
  24. >She says some hsit like "I won't ever cheat on you. You can always trust in me to be loyal."
  25. >Figure you finally have a real fucking girlfriend.
  26. >Nope.
  27. >Stolen.
  28. >She doesn't even look at you anymore.
  29. >FINALLY start dating Rarity.
  30. >You where NOT going to lose her.
  31. >You just weren't.
  32. >"Hay Norman what's-"
  33. STAY AWAY FROM ME BRAD.
  34. >"What?"
  35. I SAID STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY ARYAN BEAUTY. I SWEAR MAN. I'LL BOX YOU ONE.
  36. >"Dude, chill. Who are you even talking about?"
  37. Ugh... Rarity, stay away from me and Rarity.
  38. >"Oh, Rarity. You mean that girl i just dumped?"
  39. FUCKING WHAT?
  40. >"Yeah, she asked me if i wanted to go out, and i said yeah, but then she started talking and i just dumped her right then and there."
  41. .....
  42. >"Norman? You okay Buddy?"
  43. WHY BRAD? WHY?
  44. >"Why what bro?"
  45. WHY? WHY DO YOU STEAL MY GIRLFRIENDS?!
  46. >Brad looks at you, smiles, and comes closer.
  47. >"Because Norman, i can't have any woman getting close to you. I wan't you all to myself... bro..."
  48. >He winks at you and leaves.
  49. >You just fucking stand there.
  50. >Brad is homo.
  51. >Homo for you.
  52. >You... you gotta get outta this school.
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