Booty Patrol Oneshots 2

>Day something ass related at Equestria High.

>Be Pinkie.

>Your squad has gotten much done in the last couple of weeks, though it feels like you could do SOOOO much more.

>Maybe we just need...

>MORE PEOPLE!

>You run while making your famous siren noise.

>You bump into Applejack, making her fall down.

Opps, sorry.

>"Pinkie, what the heck are you doing hooping and hollering like that?" she asks as you help her up.

Booty patrol.

>"Is that what Fluttershy's been telling me about lately? That thing were you, her, and Twilight just go around slapping butts all day?"

Not just any old butt slapping. We're slapping NORMAN'S butt.

>Applejack shakes her head.

>"Poor Norman. This must have been a weird past couple of weeks for him."

Pffff, nah. He's a boy, he's gotta be secretly liking this.

>"Well, i mean... it's still kind of wrong."

You wanna join don't you?

>"DO I?"

>You smile and slip on her uniform in one precise motion.

You are now our horse rider.

>"But we don't have a hor-"

Yeah we do. Our mascot.

>"You want me to ride the mascot to catch Norman?"

Yes.

>She looks like she's thinking about it.

>"Alright. But i get to tie him up too."

I wouldn't have it any other way.

>You throw the schools mascot at Applejack and she climbs on his back.

>You text Fluttershy to meet you both in the main hallway.

>She texts you back "Norman is heading that way right now!"

Looks like our first job of the week AJ.

>"LET'S RIDE!"

WEEOOOOWEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOO!

>You and Shy corner Norman on each side while Applejack ties him up.

>Butt slaps all around.

>"YOU GOT THE FUCKING MASCOT IN ON THIS TOO?" asks Norman.

BOOTY PATROL SAVES THE DAY!

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>Day put some ass up on that ass at Equestria High.

>Be Pinkie.

>With the new edition of Applejack, we have been able to track down Norman more efficiently.

>Why just today, she was able to hog tie him at PE.

>Norman plus gym shorts equal more ass to slap.

>"Hay guys, why are you... slapping Norman on the butt?" asks Rainbow Dash.

Booty Patrol.

>"Yeeeeah, i still don't get why you're slapping him on the butt."

>"PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RAINBOW, YOU GOTTA SAVE ME FROM THESE CRAZIES!" yells Norman.

>"Jesus Christ guys, leave him alone. Come on Norman, lets get out of here." says Rainbow picking him up.

>"Thank you Rainbow, you don't know what it's been like to get my ass slapped for so long. My ass has been reshaped by all of this!"

>"It's all good Norman, it's all good."

>"Thank go-"

>Rainbow slaps Norman on the butt real hard.

>"WHAT THE FUCK, NOT YOU TOO!"

>"I AM AGENT RAINBOW DASH, A DETECTIVE FROM BOTTY INTERPOL. YOU ARE NOW IN MY CUSTODY. THANKS FOR COOPERATING BOOTY PATROL!"

It's all in a days Work Agent Dash.

>You all high five each other.

>...

>on Norman's butt i mean.

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>Day call of booty at Equestria High.

>You and the Booty patrol, with the help of the booty interpol, have captured Norman in his crimes once again.

>"You know what? I just don't fucking care anymore. Go ahead. Slap me on the butt all you want. Apparently god doesn't care how i feel." says Norman.

>"G-god is dead Norman." says Fluttershy.

Wow, that's really dark fluttershy.

>"Oh? I thought being dark was apart of my character as your partner."

No, i said for you to be snark.

>"Ooooooh. Um, i'm going to need to practice in the mirror again."

You practice lines in the mirror? Why didn't i think of that?

>You all begin to slap Norman on the butt like usual.

>"My word, what are you all doing to Norman?!" asks Rarity.

Oh hay Rarity, wanna join the booty patrol and slap Norman on the butt?

>Norman's face lights up.

>"What? No! How vulgar and revolting!" she says hmphing and walking away.

>"I can't believe it..." says Norman laying his head on the ground.

What Norman?

>"I can't believe that out of all of you, SHE doesn't want to slap my butt."

Oh Norman... it's okay. You still got us!

>You all begin to work double time on slapping Norman's butt.

ANOTHER HEART BROKEN BY THE BOOTY PATROL!