Anon in Ooo 7- quit being a babby

man, yesterday was hectic... and you still have a little feels left over. when finn asked if you wanted to go on a relaxing picnic with the gang, you just had to jump on to ease your mind for awhile. it was gonna be finn, jake, lady rainicorn, bubblegum, and marceline.

 

you had everything set up already. the only thing you brought were sodas. because gosh darn it to heck you looooove soda. lets just hope everyone else has an unhealthy obsession with the nectar of the gods.

 

bubblegum: thats a bunch of soda anon, did you really think we were going to drink that much?

 

>pffff... no... i mean.... what if there was some type of monster that was killed by soda. or what if soda was the cure for some kind of thing?

 

bubblegum:... anon?

 

>shut up, i will not get diabetes.

 

bubblegum: *giggle* its okay anon.

 

marceline: got anything red?

 

>yeah, heads up.

 

you throw marceline some big red rip off.

 

finn: man, just look at this view. we can see pretty far.

 

jake: yeah. lady said this would be a cool place to do the picnic.

 

lady says a whole bunch of stuff that you can recognize to be a loose way of korean. not that you know how to speak korean.

 

marceline: toss me another one.

 

oh. there is someone that has an obsession like you.

 

>heads up.

 

she catches it in her mouth and just sinks her teeth into it.

 

>so do you only eat red? or can you actually eat other stuff?

 

marceline: well... in my opinion, red is a sometimes food.

 

jake: but this is your second soda.

 

maceline: sometime is now.

 

>can you eat other colors?

 

marceline: never tired it. ive only done red.

 

>hmmmm... so... there are different shades of red, which ones your favorite?

 

marceline: well, the lighter the shade, the sweeter. the darker the shade, the more flavorful.

 

finn: whats red taste like?

 

marceline: its... well.... its kinda like.... ugh.

 

>is this one of those moments where you have to say you cant find the words to describe the taste?

 

marceline: yeah, and that sucks, because i know it can be compared to something, well... at least the lighter shades can.

 

bubblegum: can you pass the-

 

*KABROOOOOM*

 

>no, i think were out of explosions.

 

finn: where did that come from?

 

jake: its over there. two witches ar fighting.

 

you walk over the picnic and look to where jake was pointing. indeed, two witches were throwing spells and shit at each other. they were awefuly close.

 

finn: oh man! jake, thats the witch that took your powers from you when you lied to her.

 

jake: and theres that witch you gave your glorious hair to.

 

apparently there are still some stories you need to hear from these two.

 

bubblegum: well, like i was trying to say, can someone pass the-

 

*BLAAAAAAM*

 

>you know, on second thought... there IS some explosion left. citrus explosion, heading your way bonny.

 

you hand bubblegum an orange soda.

 

bubblegum: but all i really want is some of the potato salad.

 

>oh... yeah... okay. i can help you out with that.

 

you scoop some potato salad that lady made into bubblegum's bowl.

 

bubblegum: thank you.

 

*OTHER SOUND FOR EXPLOSION*

 

okay, now this is starting to get annoying.

 

you go to check on the witch battle one more time to see a ROGUE SPELL HEADING FOR FINN!!!!

 

you quickly try and push finn out of the way, but even your perceiving skills cant help YOU get away from it.

 

well.... goodbye awesome world, its been nice being here.

 

fate... you stuck in there for me for the better, and i gotta say thank you, for all yove done.

 

................

 

am..... am i dead yet?

 

i dont feel any pain.

 

hmmmm...

 

why does everything feel... like clothes?

 

marceline: OH. MY. GLOB.

 

jake: OH MAN!!!

 

finn: HOLY SCHMOW!!!

 

bubblegum: WHAT THEY SAID!

 

okay... so your still alive. now the other question needs an answer.

 

>guys, how come i-

 

woah... hold up... why does your voice sound lie.... lets try this again...

 

>did i just sound like...

 

oh.

 

hell.

 

naw.

 

marceline: pfff..... pffheheh... hehehahahahaha!!!!

 

>IM A FREAKING KID AGAIN?!

 

bubblegum: the magic must have collided into each other and set off a fusion of the two at finns direction, you took his place.

 

>i sound like im six again.... ugh. MY CLOTHES ARE ALL OVER ME!!!

 

marceline: hahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

>ugh.... finn... at least your not a fetus.

 

finn: oh man anon! we gotta turn you back!

 

jake: ey you witches just turned anon into a kid!

 

tree-witch: woopdie doo-OUCH!!!

 

the tree-witch got fucked up by the other witches spell, and gets flinged back like a couple of yards.

 

witch with a cane: and take that one for your stupid hair style!!!

 

>HAY! YOU TURNED ME INTO A KID! HOW ARE YOU GONNA FIX THIS?!

 

witch: hm? oh... yeah... well... im not.

 

>WHAT?! I AUGHTA-

 

bubblegum: wait anon, in this new form, you wont be able to move the way you used to, you would have to learn how to take steps all over again, let us handle this.

 

>*rambleframble* stupid spell *grumblegrump*

 

you are taken to the witch by having marceline carry you. she is constantly teasing you with tickles, so you try your best to make her stop.

 

finn: yo. if i remember correctly, you werent really a bad witch. why cant you turn him back yo?

 

witch: well first of all, i was going to untill he yelled at me. this isnt even my fault. second, i dont have the supplies.

 

>ugh.... im.... im sorry... i really am... its just that.... IM A FREAKING KID!!! *whew* oh man... if kids could get aneurysms....

 

witch: weeeell.... what do i get if i do help you? i want something in return for helping you out. equal exchange if you will.

 

>i got a butt ton of sodas back there.

 

witch: got any citrus explosion?

 

>yep.

 

witch: deal.

 

>cool... what do we need?

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okay, so the ingredients were: 3 worms, 2 horns from a deer, 4 bee hives, 6 teeth from a evil guy, and she said she would have the rest whe we are over there.... well, i think thats what she said.

 

the group split up into factions. bubblegum and lady. finn and jake. marceline and you. before you all went off, you were given a small tunic from the witch, that way you wouldnt be... well... naked. its not like your main clothes were going to fit you for now.

 

marceline flies you through the air to look for the bee hives.

 

marceline: you know... you look pretty cute as a kid.

 

>ugh...

 

marceline: i mean it. sorry for laughing earlier.

 

>...really?

 

marceline: well... a little sorry... it was pretty funny.

 

>oh come on.

 

marceline: oh you sound SO CUTE!

 

>shut up. i sound manly for a boy my age.

 

marecline: whatever you say quire boy.

 

>my voice isnt that *crack* high!

 

marceline: hahahah!

 

fucking god damnit.

 

marceline flys low now since she thinks she spot a bee hive.

 

>man... if i wasnt basically a cripple id be on my own right now.

 

marceline stops mid flight?

 

marceline: what... you dont want my help?

 

she looks at you with a face of sorrow and anger.

 

>i just... i just... feel so useless.

 

her face melds into that of just sorrow.

 

marceline: you know... i used to feel like that sometimes.

 

>yeah?

 

marceline: its a bit of a story for another time though.

 

>im a freaking six year old.

 

marceline: thats my point. lets get you all fixed up and then we can share some stuff with each other... you know? i mean... we dont really get to hang out that much beyond the gang... and you DID say it was alright to hang... right?

 

>...... yeah... sure.... thanks marce.

 

she gets happier than before and shows a little of her fangs with her smile.

 

>so... um... how do we get the hive without being stung by a cubic ass load of bees?

 

marceline: heheh... well, we need to sneek up on them. you know that the bee princess is in charge of all of the bees in ooo right?

 

>here isnt a bee queen? man... things do work differently in this world.

 

marceline sits you down on a stump and makes her way to the beehive.

 

bees: what does yous wants dame?

 

marceline: soooo..... yeah.....

 

bee: yeah?

 

marceline looks at the bees and then back to you.

 

marceline: LOOK A GIANT FLOWER!!!

 

bees: wheres?!

 

marceline fucking gets the hive and boosts like she got dem new jodans fo sho.

 

she snatches your happy ass off the stump and you both go sailing through the air again.

 

>you sure they wont just follow us up here?

 

marceline: nah... those class of bees cant reach this high up in the air.

 

>ah. good. now we just need 3 more.

 

marceline: and i think i just found our new target.

 

>ohhh... this one has bigger bees.

 

marceline: yeah... this one isnt going to be as easy as the last. but ive got a plan.

 

>yeah? what?

 

marceline: now... you gotta trust me on this.... do you trust me?

 

>totally.

 

marceline: okay.. well my plan is.... im gonna have you act like a baby.

 

>i dont trust you anymore.

 

marceline: this class of bee's are toootally maternal and act like moms to almost everything. if you can distract them long enough, i can get the hive.

 

>.... this still sucks.

 

marceline: ah, but you trust me.

 

marceline drops you right in front of them.

 

alright anon... put on the baby face and give them the cutest show you can.

 

>wuh...wuh...waaaaaaaaah!!!

 

bee: oh whats wrong little guy?

 

little? im bigger than you by like.... a bunch.

 

> i- lost my- mooooom.

 

bee; oh you poor thing. come here, lets go get you a nice little bit of honey to make you feel better, then we can go look for your momma. okay?

 

you nod and wipe your eyes of fake tears.

 

you better win like... 10 oscars for this.

 

you look to see marceline chipping away at the hive... this ones a little bigger than the last one. but you know, these bees are alot bigger than the other ones we saw.

 

the bees hand you a small serving of some honeycomb and some honey on top.

 

you keep up the sniffles so you keep your role safe.

 

bees: there there. now... where was your mommy the last time you saw her?

 

well, she was in another universe.

 

>she...she was.... i dont know...

 

bees: oh its okay little guy. everything will be alright.

 

marceline: OOGA BOOGA!!!

 

marceline steels you from them and tosses you the second hive.

 

bees: oh my! help the boy!

 

the bees come after you with alarming rate. apparently they till think youre innocent in the case.

 

>yo marce, theyre catching up. what do we do?

 

marceline: how long are you able to hold your breath under water?

 

>about like... i dunno... maybe a minute at best.

 

marceline: good. hold your breath, we're going in.

 

marceline and you plunge into the water bellow.

 

you see a swarm of bees go shooting from where you just were. after about 30 seconds, you started realizing: oh shit... i have kid lungs.

 

marceline started looking your way seeing you struggle with yourself trying to keep the air in your lungs, but little by little it seeps from your mouth

 

she gets in closer.

 

what is she doi-

 

>mrrph!

 

marceline puts her lips to ours and... puts more air in your lungs.

 

after she is done doing that, you cant help but feel just a little embarrassed.

 

is... she blushing too?

 

nah... no way.

 

marceline points up to the surface of the water and you notice there isnt any bees anymore.

 

you both swim up and catch your breath.

 

>*whew*.... thanks for the save. i forgot i have kid lungs.

 

marceline: a-anytime...

 

she still looks like she is blushing. she must be embarrassed too. i mean, having to do that for me.

 

man... this is getting awkward.

 

>how about we keep on trucking?

 

marceline: good idea.

 

>cool.

 

you both get out of the water, mark where you are going to put the hives from now on untill you have all 4, and head off in a random direction in hopes of finding another hive.

 

you wonder how the others are handling.

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finn's POV-

 

okay, so guess what? you just found that stupid deer that trashed your legs and kidnapped all the candy kingdom.

 

>hay jake... you know what time it is?

 

jake: yeah, i know...

 

both of you: revenge time!

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bubblegum's POV-

 

the guys said they would get the teeth and the horns if you got the worms. they basically gave you the easiest job.

 

you were kind of hoping you were going to be teamed up with anon.

 

he looked really cute as a kid. you were going to ask him a lot of stuff about what it was like for him as a kid.

 

well... heres your third worm.

 

>good job lady. now we can go off to the witch and meet the guys there.

 

lady: sorry you got stuck with me.

 

>w-what? no! lady, whay would you say that?

 

lady: i know that you want to hang out with anonymous. dont think youre good at hiding it.

 

oh glob. sometimes you wish you didnt know how to speak rainicorn.

 

>well... i mean...

 

lady: its alright. id be with jake now if i had the choice. but i also like seeing jake hang out with finn. they are like brothers. they basically ARE brothers really.

 

>yeah. they have always been like that.

 

lady: it seems like anonymous and finn have that relationship a bit more now.

 

>what do you mean?

 

lady: you dont see the way anonymous treats finn? he spoils him like he was blood related.

 

you do see him give finn a lot of attention. anon did mention something about finn being a lot like his brother from back home. youre really glad he decided to stay here, but you are still sorry for him. he wont be able to see his family ever again.

 

lady: bubblegum... you are starting to get that look again.when are you just going to tell him how you feel?

 

>its complicated. i would like there to be a time that i could do it.

 

lady: your just scared. like a certain winged animal that lays a lot of eggs.

 

>if youre comparing me to the morrow then you are mean.

 

lady: chicken.

 

>oh.... well youre still mean.

 

lady: you looked pretty jealous when marceline grabbed anon.

 

>did not.

 

... okay.... youre kidding yourself again.

 

you were peeved that you didnt even get to say "hay, you want to team up anon?"

 

marceline just took him and went on her way.

 

whatever... youll get to be with anon some other time.

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anon's POV-

 

okay... marceline's gotta have some balls tucked away somewhere, because she just did the most manliest thing i have ever seen in my life.

 

she just punched a rhino sized bee in the face and then said it should get.... well... she said some pretty serious shit. she's lucky im not an actual kid or i would have been scarred for life.

 

we made our way with the third bee hive to the spot we put the other two.

 

>marce... that was.... pretty much the most amazing thing i have ever seen.

 

marceline: ohhhh youre just saying that.

 

>no, i mean it. you saved my life, and then showed up a freaking bee the size of a trailer.

 

marceline: oh stop.

 

you keep complementing her while you sit down to rest for awhile.

 

>so... we only need one more, huh?

 

marceline: yep... and i thnk i just found it. but... this one is going to be... a bit of a challenge.

 

>the last one wasnt?

 

marceline: bee princess is there.

 

>oh....OH!

 

marceline: yeah. and if you know that, then you know that they have a search warrant for all of those hives... and let me tell you something... bees dont like their stuff being taken away.

 

>so... do they know its us?

 

marceline: no... but i bet they know that a vampire and a kid are taking them.

 

>hmmm.... arent you ble to shapeshift? why dont you turn into that girl you were at the party awhile back?

 

marceline: good plan.

 

she turns into that girl, and you both start walking forward and decide what your plan is going to be.

 

bee guard: HALT!!! stop in the name of bee princess!

 

fffffffffffuck.

 

you both turn around slowly.

 

>you think i could punch him out if i tried hard enough?

 

marceline: worth a shot, but he has a spear, and i dont think you want to do any of your cool stuff with that body.

 

she's right. besides not REALLY knowing how much presure to use now, using the perceiving skill owlud be like "oh hay... i sure am sleepy, how about i take a comma?"

 

>hmmmm.... any other plan?

 

marceline: what if we got the princess and held her captive untill they gave us what we want?

 

>wait... i cant believe i hadnt thought about this from the very freaking beginning... BEE PRINCESS!!!!

 

the guard was startled at first, but as he began to get you, a light tone was used.

 

bee princess: guard, stop. what is the meaning of this boy?

 

>im actually anonymous... and we kinda need to use one of your hives to turn me back to normal.

 

bee princess: OH! anon! was this you all along?

 

>yeah... sorry about that... um.... we cool?

 

bee princess: you should have come straight to me if you needed the help. my, you look so cute as a kid!

 

>ugh... can... can we just get the hive now?

 

marceline changes back.

 

marceline: we're kinda in a hurry.

 

bee princess snaps her fingers and you are dropped. seconds later you are handed a hive.

 

bee princess: you should totally come back soon so we can talk... more privately.

 

uh... is she hitting on you?

 

marceline: ugh... come on anon... lets go before any bee germs get on us.

 

bee princess: well i never!

 

>sorry! thanks for the help!

 

you hop onto marceline's back and sail back to the spot with all the hives.

 

4/4 and we still have day light to spare.

 

you and marecline carry two at the same time while she flys you to where the witch told you to meet her. when you pass over the top, you recognize finn and the gang.

 

witch: finally. i was getting impatient. wheres the stuff?

 

you drop all the jazz near her.

 

finn: is it okay if te badguy was the deer?

 

witch: yeah. just put all the stuff in the pot.

 

you all put your stuff in the pot and it all just seems to melt into it.

 

she mixes it about for at least 10 seconds and then looks at marceline.

 

witch: alright vampire girl, all we need now is for you to put anons blood in your mouth and then hawk it into the pot.

 

bubblegum and marceline: WHAT?

 

>does it need my blood or a mix of blood and saliva from a vampire?

 

witch: nope. the potion calls for a vampire to "take the blood of the cursed in her maw, and" something whatever just spit it into the pot.

 

>well.... alright i guess.

 

marceline: wait... hold up anon... a-are you sure youre okay with me-

 

>marce, its okay... go ahead.

 

you put your head to an angle and put your tunic down a bit to show a meaty area of your neck

 

bubblegum: cant there be a.... substitute?

 

witch: well, either that, or we cut one of his eyeballs out.

 

>yeah...no.... that isnt happening.

 

marceline: but anon i ha-

 

>marceline, dont worry, i trust you. if it makes you feel any better, i can totally do the smae for you if you ever end up like me.... and if im a vampire..... and youre a human.

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marceline's POV-

 

oh glob... you havent had to do... this... in a very long time. when you found out you could just eat the color of red, you pretty much saved every living things life right then and there. it was either that, or eat souls like your dad... but your dad's a chump.

 

he has his neck out and... and... oh man, you cant believe your gonna do this.

 

alright marcie... its okay... he's okay with you doing it, nothing bad's gonna happen. he trusts you.

 

you put your hands on the top part of his neck, and on his shoulder.

 

>anon... i just wanna say that-

 

anon: wait... is this gonna turn me into a vampire?

 

>what? no... you only turn into a vampire when the vampire biting you wants you to be one.

 

anon: oh... then keep at it.

 

>thats just the thing anon.... i dont think i can...

 

>why's that?

 

bubblegum: because marceline thinks she might get addicted to your blood.

 

everyone becomes silent.

 

>i... i havent had blood in a long time... i know i will be able to stop myself from drinking it... but anon... what if i get addicted to your blood?

 

anon: well.... maybe ill just give you some from time to time. itlle be like a blood donation. only on special occasions though marce.

 

did... did he really just offer himself to you? no one has ever-

 

>come on...  my neck is getting stiff.

 

>oh shut up. hold on... i dont wanna hurt you and junk.... alright... here we go.

 

you find a part where you think it would be easiest to start. jake and lady avert their eyes.

 

you slowly take in his neck in your mouth.

 

you take one last breath and you sink your teeth into him till you get a good flow of blood going.

 

oh.... oh my glob.

 

its like sex in your mouth...

 

anon's blood is soooo gooood....

 

>mmmmm~

 

anon: mmm? well at least i know you like it now.

 

oh... this is embarrassing... but it tastes so good... i just want to- NO!

 

you take your teeth out of his neck and put pressure on the marking.

 

you take your time to get anon and yourself to the pot.

 

anon:you know i can do put pressure on it myself.

 

>mrphmrph, mrr mrphmrph mrrr mrrphmrrphmrrph!

 

what you meant to say way "shut up, i did it now let me help."

 

you take one last savory second of tasting the blood, and you spit it into the pot.

 

the pot poofs up some kind of black smog and the mixture turns into a deadly black color.

 

gross.

 

anon: oh man... i have to drink that?

 

witch: it had worms, deer antlers, teeth, and bee hives that probably still had larva in hem and NOW youre complaining?

 

anon: good point.

 

witch: good. now shut up and drink it.

 

you watch as anon takes a mug and dips it into the dark abyss that is the drink.

 

>um.... glob speed anon...

 

anon: ill see you guys on the other side.

 

anon takes all the stuff into his mouth and you hear a loud *gulp* to accompany it.

 

a strange light over takes anons body...

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anon's POV-

 

oh man, you hope this works...

 

while you feel like you are... i dont know... growing. you feel a blanket being tossed onto you.

 

finn: why'd you do that ms. witch?

 

witch: those garments arent gonna hold for long.

 

oh man, youre lucky she thought ahead. that would have been embarrassing.

 

when you feel lie you are done... turning 19 again, you slowly take the top part of the blanket off.

 

>did it work?

 

YES!!!! NO MORE 6 YEAR OLD VOICE!!!!!

 

bubblegum: a celebration this calls for!

 

finn: yes! hard work paid off!

 

jake: you said it. we womped that ders face in, but it was still hard.

 

>can... i uh... have my clothes back now?

 

witch: no... had to put them in the pot.

 

>WHAT?

 

witch: needed your essence.

 

>my BLOOD wasnt enough?!

 

witch: hat was your being. now stop whining and go on home. im tired of looking at you all. AND DONT YOU STEAL ANY OF MY DOUGHNUTS THIS TIME!!!

 

jake: whatever lady, i got a doughnut glove. shoots doughnuts. i dont need you anymore.

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you all go walk back home.

 

the first to go are bubblegum and lady.

 

then finn and jake leave.

 

then its just you and marceline

 

>thanks a bunch for helping me marce.

 

marcline: yeah....

 

she rubs the back of her head and begins to fly off.

 

>hay... marce.

 

she turns around.

 

>i meant it when i said you could have my blood sometimes. i really dont mind it if its a special occasion.

 

marceline: you... you mean it?

 

>it sure sounded like you liked my blood. besides... i trust you.

 

she gets a blush going on.

 

marceline: you really did look cute as a kid.

 

>dont go thinking i wnna do this all over again.

 

marceline: haha... no... ive had enough kid you to last a life time. i think you look cuter when you are older anywa-

 

woah.... hold up...

 

>cuter you say?

 

marcline: its a complement stupid. im heading home...

 

>yeah, okay. bye marce.

 

marceline starts to head to her house, but then looks back one last time with a smile that shows her fangs.

 

marceline: i meant it when i said we should hang out more.

 

>i know you did. ill see you whenever you want me to.

 

marceline: nice. now i gotta go for real... i think theres going to be a marathon of the music fest today and i want to indulge myself in it before me and finn go there for real in a couple of days.

 

>cool. see yah marce.

 

she finally flies off to her cave and you open the door to your house.

 

man...

 

you need to get some fucking clothes on.