Anon in Ooo 4- theres no party like a lumpy space party

okay, so right now, you are bing dragged by an over extatic lumpy space princess.

 

why?

 

because its her birthday, and apparently you were invited.

 

... why wasnt i told about this sooner?

 

>um... you know... i can walk.

 

lsp: like, oh my glob anon. mah partay is gonna be tops blooby with you there.

 

tops blooby? you think you've heard finn say that before.

 

*sigh*.... you could be sleeping right now you know...

 

lsp: theres gonna be cake, and ice cram, and drinks and all that junk, BUT MOST OF ALL ITLLE BE MAH BIRFDAY! milissa's gonna be so jelly when she sees that i got a hawt da- i mean... a hawt.... um...

 

did she just say ice cram? did she mean ice cream? is that how she pronounces ice cream?

 

lsp: uhhh... you know lets just go to the party.

 

no seriously... what did she mean by ice cram?

 

while you think about what lsp said, she whipes her forhead with great relief.

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finn: sup anon.

 

>sup finn. wheres jake?

 

finn: he wasnt invited.

 

>whaaaaat?

 

finn: haha, thats what he said.

 

jake wasnt invited... to a PARTY? i dont want to live on this ooo anymore.

 

your pretty peeved that jake isnt coming, but you cant stay mad at a ball of puffy lump forever.... stuck up bitch.

 

>so, why are we here in the middle of the forest again?

 

finn: yeah?

 

lsp: finn, your so stupid sometimes, i have to give the frog the password so the portal opens.

 

you want to live on this ooo again.

 

frog dude: princess, bringing non-lumpers again? *sigh*... whats the password.

 

lsp: WHATEVER ITS 2009!!!

 

pffffhahaha.

 

i wonder what happens now, like does a portal open up or OH MY GOD HE JUST GRABBED YOU WITH HIS TOUNGUE ADFAHFDSGF!!!

 

oh... wait... your here.... that was still gross.

 

finn: ill never get used to that.

 

>i can imagine.

 

as you take a look around lumpy space, you see clouds, meteors, and other stuff too.

 

oh... and you constantly hear a farting noise. when you ask about that, all lsp says is "like, its only natural." and that doesnt answer doodilly dip.

 

so as you walk on clouds that fart, you make it to a point where you see people.

 

bubblegum: oh, hay finn, hay anon!

 

finn: sup peebles?

 

>who else is here?

 

bubblegum: well, most of the princesses of ooo and there subjects, and marc-

 

marceline: hay guys.

 

bubblegum: -eline....

 

bubblegum huffs that she didnt get to finish her sentence, not because she doesnt like marceline. theyre friends and junk.

 

>yo marce.

 

finn: hey girl, whats up?

 

marceline: oh you know, getting invited to a party, gonna play mah bass later.

 

>cool, cool.

 

so you and the gang converse for awhile about random junk like: wha you all did before the party, what you were all going to do at the party, how old LSP was, what everyone got her for her birthd-

 

...

 

you didnt get her anything for her birthday...

 

finn: anon? you okay bro?

 

>i didnt get her anything.

 

*collective gasp*

 

finn: dude, not good, shes gonna flip out!

 

>i know i know! but i kind of got dragged here, i didnt know today was her birthday! guys what do i do?

 

bubblegum: maybe you could just write her a happy birthday card, home made at that.

 

>bonnie... have you ever had a birthday?

 

bubblegum: yeah?

 

>you know that one person that brought you the happy birthday card because they couldnt afford anything?

 

bubblegum; yeah, i didnt like that g- oh.

 

>yeah.

 

no one likes happy birthday cards, unless they have money in them, but Ooo doesnt actually have a known currency.

 

>hmmm.... maybe i could go treasure hunting?

 

marceline: oooh, bad idea, the party is about to begin, like in... 3 minutes.

 

>.... what if i used my perci-

 

before you could even say that, finn punches you in the arm.

 

>... that didnt hurt you know.

 

finn: but will you do it now?

 

>.... no.

 

finn: thats what i thought.

 

bubblegum: if your really that desparate, maybe you could just say that you can get her whatever she wants later.

 

an IOU? hmmmm... that might just be crazy enough to work.

 

marceline: oh, party's starting, see you guys later, i gotta go play some music. see yah dweebs.

 

>hey... my mom thinks im cool...

 

sadface.

 

alright... you just gotta tell LSP that youll get her anything she wants later. yeah, just gotta walk up to her and-

 

LSP: yeah gurl, if anyone doesnt give me a present, straight up ill never speak to em again.

 

turtle princess: you go gurl.

 

LSP: you know it guuurl.

 

... fuck.

 

alright, that aint gonna work... hay... wait a minute...

 

>hay finn... you remember when you told me that the last time you were here that there was a ball thing that made lumpy people not lumpy any more?

 

finn: yeah. what about it bro?

 

>where exactly would i find it?

 

finn: oh man! did someone bite you?! dont worry br-

 

>no finn, i just need to find it so i can crack a part off of it and give it to her as a present.

 

finn: but her parents dont like non-lumpers... well... theyre okay with me and jake.

 

>great, that means shell love it, she hates what her parents think about her.

 

it was true, she allways announced it in front of everyone.

 

finn: good point... well, if you hurry up, its on that hill over there.

 

>thanks, fist me bro.

 

as naughty as that sounded, finn bumped fists with you.

 

you begin your journey of jumping from lump cloud to lump cloud with fart noises being your guide to your present to LSP.

 

as you finally make it to the top, you spot it. things huge. well, at least that means itll be easier to brake off a piece, this place has even lower gravity and density than Ooo.

 

you step forward to get it, but 3 lumpy guys block your path.

 

one of the dudes: halt, what is your meaning of being here.

 

>i need that orb so i can brake a piece off of it to make someone non-lumpy whenever they want.

 

another dude: wait... woah... you can do that? i thought you needed the whole thing.

 

>if that thing is the cure, then that means only a little bit is needed. it looks concentrated enough anyway, i mean, look how murky the inside of it is.

 

they look and start to talk to one another.

 

last dude; we will allow this... IF... you do it a couple of more times for us.

 

>deal.

 

you didnt have time to say no and hear all the whining, you punch the thing about 5 times, and 5 shards come off. 3 for these chumps, 1 for LSP's present, and 1 more just in case there is a lump emergency to ever hit. you have to admit, this whole percieving thing is a bit OP if you can correctly guess where to punch, and how much energy to use to do something like this.

 

its like you are as cheap as every KoF boss, and those assholes made you spend alot of your quarters as a kid.

 

the chumps take their shards and you see that it works perfectly fine.

 

whew... there is no telling how pissed i would have been if it didnt work.

 

i would have pile drived a whale or something like that.

 

last dude: ah man! it still works! thanks man!

 

>no problem.

 

you take the shard you think is the "prettiest" and loop one of your hoodie strings through it. it was fucking hard to do, but you made a mock necklace.

 

you jump down and see that the part has already started.

 

>what i miss?

 

bubblegum: well, everyone had to listen to a speach that LSP made.

 

>oh.... oh man... im glad you guys are still alive.

 

bubblegum: oh shush, it wasnt that bad.

 

you give her a stare.

 

bubblegum; it was pretty bad though.

 

finn: after that, we started playing party games.

 

>sweet. so i havent missed that much.

 

finn: get what you need? do you know if it works?

 

>yep, some guys wanted to try it out, so i punched 5 shards off of it.

 

finn: there where 4 guys?

 

>3. im giving 1 to LSP and im saving the other one just in case anyone gets bitten by a lumpy space person.

 

bubblegum: good thinking.

 

you and the gang headed out into the big crowd and jammed to marceline's one woman band. you got to play some party games like: pin the eye on the cyclops, extreeme twister (i dont wanna talk about it), and ... dropball (i reeeaaally dont wanna talk about it).

 

after all of that, its time for LSP to eat her cake and stuff. once again, you are to find yourself in one of those "oh you do THAT instead of what i do" moments. they sang her the birthday song, yeah... but it was a completley different version, like the one from futurama... but once again different. you didnt know the words so you kinds just mumbled the lyrics... but you mumbled with soul.

 

everyone starts handing her gifts and stuff. finn got her a hat like his (totally bitchin). bubblegum gave her some kind of... princess token? apparently there were these things that princesses could give to others that allowed them whatever they wanted from them, i guess there is kind of a currency here, but only with princesses. marceline gave her an IOU, to which she was swiftly given the boot, but since marceline can shapeshift, she transformed into someone else when she wasnt looking so she could stay and hang out with the gang.

 

LSP: so anon, whadjya get meh?

 

>okay... so its kind of last minute, but i made this.... necklace... and basically it can turn you to a non-lumper if you wear it.

 

you show her the necklace you made out of the shard and your hoodie string. there were still aglets on the sides of the string.... fuck.

 

LSP: anon.... this present...

 

brace yourself anon...

 

LSP: IS LUMPING....

 

your body is ready, you can handle the pain.

 

LSP: AWESOME!!!

 

....okay so you get to live another day.

 

fate... i know i say this all the time... but thank you.

 

she takes the necklace and instantly becomes non-lumpy.

 

she doesnt look half bad as a non-lumper. like, she still has some working out to do yeah, but still not bad.

 

LSP: oh mah glob. look at mah bod.

 

hay, her voice changed, now it doesnt sound.... not ladyish. she still has the whole vally girl thing going on though.

 

>glad you like it and im not getting killed.

 

LSP: yeah its totally top bloob-

 

jake: IM CRASHIN THIS PARTY!!!

 

*collective gasp*

 

theres my buddy.

 

LSP: crashing?

 

jake: yeah! how could you not invite me?! im fun!

 

he is fun.

 

LSP: like, oh mah glob. did you not read the invite? everyone had a plus 1 on it. you were invited jake.

 

okay, you take back what you said about LSP being a stuck up bitch. this was all a misunderstanding.

 

after getting that taken care of, jake hands her a present from him. he got her a sandwich..... i think i was the only one there that laughed. she ate it none the less.

 

jake: yo guys, how come LSP is.... not lumpy?

 

>i gave her a necklace with a shard from that crystal orb thing that made you back to normal. i think she likes it.

 

you all look over to LSP with her group of friends, you think she just started a trend for being non-lumpy... those chumps you met earlier are gonna be super popular soon. well good for them.

 

jake: huh.... cool.

 

marceline: i cant believe she tried kicking me just because i didnt have a present, i said id do an IOU. oh well, party is about to start up again anyway, and this time itlle be on the dance floor.

 

... what?

 

>what?

 

marceline: the dance floor. you know? dancing? on the floor? music? fun?

 

....

 

marceline: dancing?

 

bubblegum: you dont know how to dance do you?

 

>im a 19 year old caucasian male. i cant dance.

 

finn: dude... dancing is easy, you just... move your arms and legs... like this.

 

finn begins to move his limps in erratic and unorthodox motions, you could even say they were random spasms.

 

>so THAT is classified as dancing here?

 

jake: yeah? why?

 

>...i can dance sooo good.

 

your going to dominate the dance floor.

 

you and the gang get onto the dance floor, and you are met with... a bunch of requests to dance with you.

 

>um...

 

marceline: come on, you dont wanna hang with these loosers.

 

bubblegum: marceline! ill have you know that my style of dancing has won me the dance off tournament.

 

marceline: yeah, but is it applicable to the occation?

 

bubblegum: yes! it is!

 

marceline: well.... i... you... your still bad.

 

you watch as the two fight over... dancing.

 

you dont REALLY need a dance partner i mean, its not like a slow song is gonna star-

 

DJ: alright yall, its about to get slooooooow.

 

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

 

LSP: yo anon, its mah birthday so... lets dance and junk.

 

>your gonna have to lead.

 

LSP places your hands on her hip and on her shoulder, your really glad you gave her that shard or else you would be holding..... lumps.

 

as the song progresses, you begin to look to see all the couples that are dancing. jake and lady are hitting it off nicely.

 

the song is excruciatingly long. its not that you dont want to dance with LSP, its just that.... you dont want to dance.

 

LSP: todays been like, the best partay.

 

>its been something.

 

LSP: so yeah, thanks for the present. my friends are all jelly.

 

yep. those chumps will be getting popular alright.

 

>it was the least i could do.

 

it was the only thing you could do.

 

the song finally ends and turns into crazy dance music again, so you and finn team up to show the lumpy space world how it goes down for humans. you would like to think that they were blown away at your moves... your very erratic moves.

 

after the dancing ends, the party basically dies down.

 

LSP thanks you all for the presents (in her own way of course), she then later gets fussed out by her parrents about being non-lumpy, with her having to say something along the lines of "OH MAH GLOB YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE ANON AJHDFSGHPG!!!" to get them to understand where she was coming from.

 

you all return back to Ooo and say your goodbyes to one another.

 

jake: what would you have gotten her if you had more time anon?

 

>LSP? probably some kind of random treasure that i didnt think was cool i guess.

 

yeah.... women love random jewlery and junk. you know exactly what the women want.

 

you say your goodbyes to finn and jake so you can head to your house and continue the sleep you were pulled from this morning.