Anon in Ooo 3- changing up the routine

you stretch and yawn. you scratch your head. you open your eyes and-

 

>AFADGHSCH

 

marceline: ahahahahah. oh man anon, your face was so funny!

 

it was marceline, from the party that one night. you two did hit it off pretty well.

 

>well, you were RIGHT in front of my face. what are you doing in finn and jakes home?

 

marceline: oh, i drop by here once and awhile. this used to be my house anyway.

 

>oh, cool. so whats up?

 

marceline: im bored, and finn left with jake to do.... beemo, what were they doing again?

 

beemo: they wanted to go get some of those tarts that they had to deliver last year.

 

marceline: yeah. that.

 

beemo: they told me to gaurd the house while they were gone. beemo chop.

 

beemo chops at marcelines leg.

 

beemo: if that was a real attack, you would come back to life, then die again.

 

marceline: hahahahah.

 

so you marceline and beemo hang out for awhile. you didnt even knotice that marcline was wearing covering clothes.

 

>whats up with the hat and gloves?

 

marceline: im a vampire. cant get in the sun, remember?

 

>ouch. yeah, sorry. whats it like being a vampire?

 

marceline: wanna find out?

 

she is up in your face again.

 

>...hmmmm.... naaaaah. i like being human. plus finn would kick both our asses for you turning me into a vampire.

 

marceline backs up.

 

marceline: oh yeah... dont want finn getting sad do we?

 

it looks like she has a bit of a blush on her face, but is hard to tell with the hat and all. maybe she is just embaressed about the whole human thing. you and finn are the only humans around here now, and finn used to be the only person in that club before you got here.

 

marceline: sooooooo...

 

>sooooooo...

 

marceline: wanna hang out sometime?

 

>sure. anytime marceline.

 

she gets a smile showing you her pointy teeth and flies off. cool. your friends with a real vampire. and she doesnt even sparkle.

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its been about a week since you have been living with the guys, saving people, going on adventures, stuff like that. you had gotten to know more of the princesses now, and you had stricken a friendship wih princess bubblegum, to who you call bonny now.

 

everyone was so acceptant of you being here, it just felt like a home away from home.

 

you look at finn and jake now like familly. theyre your bros.

 

>im getting a house this week.

 

finn: WHAT?!

 

>finn... your over reacting. im litterally going to live like... a block away from you guys, we're gonna be neibors.

 

jak: cool, when is it getting started?

 

*tool noises*

 

>now.

 

jake: that was good timing.

 

finn: but... but...

 

>dude... finn. im tired of sleeping on a couch, and besides, this is your house. i want a place of my own. somewhere i can have ME time.

 

finn:we could get you a bed!

 

>finn....

 

finn: yeah.... i know.

 

>dude.... finn... neibors. neibors finn. you can come over any time you want.

 

finn starts to cheer up.

 

>besides, once its finished, im having a party!

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youre having a party!

 

everyone was invited:finn, jake, princess bubblegum, marceline, some candy people, and some other princesses.

 

lumpsy space princess: nice part anon! like, this is totes lumpy.

 

>thats cool lsp.

 

lsp: well, im gonna head over to turtle princess, we gonna talk about girl thangs. ciow.

 

she didnt say that right, but its cool. you wave goodbye to her as you continue your party.

 

most of the music was beemo playing some 32-bit songs. princess bubblegum brought most of the snacks and drinks, and let me tell you... i looooove me some soda. finn and jake brought some games, apparently you were chalenged by jake to play card wars, you were winning at first, but finn came in at the last second and told you to lose or else jake wouldnt speak to you fr at least a month.... pffff... casuals are all the same. ou got presents from people even though your birthday had already passed, but it was all still cool.

 

everything was pretty dang cool.

 

after the party died down, everyone headed off to their respective homes and left you alone to clean up. thats okay, it was a house party afterall.

 

wow... your own house. your 19 and you have your own HOUSE!mom and dad would shit themselfs.

 

so whats going to be your first decree of being the royal house owner?

 

hmmmmm....

 

sleep. sleeping is cool.

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waking up was alot more relaxing than it was at finn's place. it just seems like they are morning people. i defenatly am not.

 

you start your morning routine: eat, brush your eeth, showe-

 

OH GOD THIS SHOWER HAS THE BEST WTER PRESURE EVER.

 

you gotta thank bonny so hard after this. shes the one that set you up with this dig.

 

you still cant believe she set this up in a week, and it was just after a tiny chat!

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flashback yo!

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bubblegum: hahahah. anon, your so funny.

 

>i dont get it, whats so funny about poptartcats that fart rainbows in space?

 

bubblegum: hahaha! so what did you really come here for anon?

 

you and princess bubblegum look over her kingdom. apparently when she isnt working, she is dressed up like any other ten would be.

 

>well, ive been living in this world for about a week now... and youve been trying to figure out how i came here...

 

bubblegum: i still am anon.

 

>well.... stop that.

 

bubblegum: w-what?

 

>im here. thats all that matters to me. im going to be living here for the rest of my life, and we both know that.

 

bubblegum looks to the side with a bit of a sad face.

 

>and thats not a bad thing.

 

she looks back up to you.

 

>i... i look at finn and he reminds me of my little brother you know. i guess my only regret is that i wont get to see the squirt graduate. but... you know... i know he'll do great without me ther. and i think he knows ill be fine as well.

 

bubblegum: what... what are you getting atanon?

 

>im saying.... if im gonna live here, im gonna need a house. i cant just bunk with the guys forever.

 

bublegum knows thas not what you wanted to say, but she knows this is the main reason you came to her.

 

bubblegum wipes away some tears she had going there at the begining.

 

bubblegum:of caurse. well have it finished by next week.

 

>what?

 

bubblegum: ittle only take a week toget finished. just tell me what you want in it.

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end of the flashback yo

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she sure did get emotional at  the whole familly thing. well... you did too... dont kidd yourself.

 

oh shit... finish your shower yo.

 

wow... the guys have really gotten into your skin havent they? your using their slang now.

 

after you finish your shower and put on new clothes that bubblegum gave you.

 

well, you better head out now before finn and jake come knocking at your door really hard and stu-

 

*KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK*

 

yeeeeeaaaah..... like that.

 

as you openn the door, you see a frantic looking finn and jake with a awefuly butch looking woman.

 

>soooooo...

 

finn: THISISSUSAN,ANDHERVILLAGEISBEINGATTACKEDBYLUBGLUBSANDWENEEDYOURHELP!

 

okay... so by peicing that together while they drag you along the ground to somewhere, you realize that fin was trying to tell you that the womans name was susan, and her village was being attacked. oh and something about lubglubs. maybe thats just more slang for something.

 

>okay... glad you brought my sword too.

 

jake: its cool dude, thought you would have wanted to use it this time.

 

>good thinking. so what are lub glubs?

 

finn: they are these things that come from pool toys!

 

>.... im going to assume these things are scarier than they sound.

 

jake: good thinking.

 

so you, finn, jake, and susan go into this manhole and raft your way to a fire lit village underground.

 

finn:wait... there is still fire, why did you say the lubglubs were here?

 

susan: not here... will be here. fire go sleep soon, need more things to make fire awake.

 

>ah, so she knows where the stuff is, but she needs us to be her bodygaurds.

 

jake: well, when the thing was burning las time, it was just a whole bunch of junk. what do we need to get this time?

 

>probably a whole bunch of junk.

 

ACE DETECTIVE!

 

rafting again, you begin to notice parts of rubber and toys in the water. probably parts of the lub glubs.

 

susan: last village place had lots junk.

 

finn: so were going there now?

 

susan: yes. but lub glubs be there now.

 

>so... wait... hold on a second... the only reason why the other village isnt being attacked right now is because of fire... right?

 

jake: yeah? whats up bro?

 

>why didnt we take some torches with us to scare them off?

 

finn:.... that would have been a good idea.

 

yeah... it would have.

 

well... there isnt any time for complaining right now. now is lub glub killing time.

 

as you make it to some sort of land, you are astounded at the amount of... junk. this is like... junk kingdom.

 

>so.... how much junk do we need? i mean, the raft isnt that big.

 

susan: jake able to be boat too.

 

jake: yeah i can be another bo- hay wait a minute, you arent thinking of me being another boat are you?

 

finn: whats wrong with doing that jake?

 

Jake: are you kidding dude? last time we were here, she used me as an ore. i still have the taste of dirty water in my mouth from last time. heck no man. get another shape shifting dog.

 

>dude... jake... just make sure your face is above water when your a boat.

 

jake:.... alright... but if one single bit of water gets in my mouth.... ill.... ill.... ill complain a whole lot.

 

>ill be there to listen to you buddy. lets just get this job over with.

 

as you all begin loading jake up with random junk that looks like you would get lock jaw from, you begin to notice pool toys.

 

>is this them?

 

finn: yeah... just keep quite and dont attack unless they come out of their shell.

 

>gotcha. we're almost done loading up jake anyway, lets just hurry up and-

 

susan: NO LUB GLUB!

 

susan fucking goes ape on the pool floaty. just as she does that, an evil looking substance starts to tear its way out of the pool floaties to reveal some scary goo creatures.

 

youve seen some shit.

 

finn: susan, no, we were almost finished!

 

>get susan and jake out of here, ill make sure the lub glub are preocupied, get going!

 

finn: but they can only be defeeted with fire!

 

>GO!

 

you throw finn onto the raft next to a boat shaped jake. susan hops on after finn and they all begin to go.

 

time to test your new sword out.

 

you wait for the right moment to strike.

 

as you wait, a tenticle shoots its way towards you, you promptly sway under it, and slice the limb at its source.

another tow come from the smae one and you give them the same treatment as the last.

 

*GREAAAAAAUUUURRRGH*

 

the lub glub falls to the ground.

 

so... cutting off their limbs works too. theyre like necromorphs from deadspace. aim for the limbs, not the body.

 

one by one they begin to charge you now. even following your pattern  of dodging and slicing, it is hard tokeep up with, and you dont want to use your new skill unless its needed.

 

soon, all of the lub glubs begin to retreat.

 

>yeah, run away you little bags of shi-

 

just to come back as a giant mass of... lub glub.

 

i guess now would be a good a time as any to use your new skill. just gotta wait for it to show its limbs.

 

the lub glub makes multible long ranged limbs.

 

>alright big guy... bring it on...

 

the thing sends at least ten of them at you. you take this time to sway under them and start the whole bullet time percieving thing.

 

you gotta come up with a better nickname for it.

 

you run up to the giant mass of lub glub and slice at all of the limbs that were thrown towards you. they fall to the ground slowly. you turn off the percieving for now.

 

*RRRRAAAAAAUUUUUGH*

 

>not so happy now are you?

 

you take your time to notice that finn and the rest of the crew have made it to the other side of the sewers. good. after dealing with this, you can-

 

you took your eye off the thing for one second and you are pluged into the water. you would have said something along the lines of "AGHFDSCHF", but you didnt want the chance of sewer water getting in your mouth. it was already gross as hell that you were in the water in the first place.

 

as you are dragged farther and farther into the poo water, you slash and slice at the limb holding you hostage.

 

it finally lets go. your still pretty strong under water.

 

you wait for the right moment and slash, just like when you were on the junk land.

 

one by one the lub glubs tenacles get lobbed off.

 

finally it sends a massive one at you. even with the percieving, it was too fast for you and it shot you out of the water with great force. it got so so far out, that you almost hit the ceiling.

 

itself shoots out the water, coming straight towards you as you fall back down.

 

with great timing, you lobb off the last tentacle.

 

*GREEEEAAAAAAUUUUUURRRGH*

 

>FAGGOT!

 

with those last words, you are plunged back into the water, this time so you can swim to the others.

 

within 2 minutes of hearty swimming, you make i to the rest of the gang.

 

finn: oh my glob! anon! you look wrecked! we were coming with fire, did you swim all the way here?

 

jake:dude! what happened?

 

>.... i killed hem.

 

finn: how? you didnt have any fire.

 

>chopped off their limbs. swam here.

 

jake:.... bro? you okay?

 

>thing just gave me a tough time... ill be fine.

 

finn:... wait... thing? as in one lub glub?

 

>they massed into one being. listen, if the jobs all up and done, can we get out of here? i wanna go get in a hot shower and get new clothes on.

 

finn: you got it man....

 

>thanks...

 

after saying goodbye to susan and the fish people, you get out of the manhole, fistbump your bros, and then you streak the whole way back to your house because ew gross your clothes were nasty.

 

no one saw you naked though... well... raggedy princess...but shes a raggedy doll, what does she care if she sees a few man parts?

 

your in your house and you have yourself another nice shower. and thus begins your going to bed routine...