Anon in Ooo 13- double dog dare/ the beach episode

marceline: aw yeah, we got anon over now!

 

>what you invite me over for?

 

jake: were all having a party over here at marcelines before finn and her go off to that music festival thingy.

 

finn: yeah, come on in anon.

 

bubblegum: we wish for you to join us in the merriment of the time.

 

>weeeell, if you say it like thaaaat...

 

you walk on in. they all fall apon the floor eating food and drinking soda and stuff.

 

>wow, ive never been in your house before marce. nice crib.

 

marceline: yeah, i sproosed it up, just for company.

 

>you did it up all special just for us? oh marceline, you shouldnt have.

 

marceline: hay, i like to show my guests a little respect. what can i say?

 

the day is basically spent playing games, hanging out, and... singing. marceline apparently got a karaoke machine.

 

finn: oh man anon, you gotta sing us a song.

 

jake: yeah man, we all sang songs, now you sing.

 

>but-

 

jake: NOW YOU SING!

 

jake plops you up on the thing.

 

bubblegum: im interested in knowing what you sing like anon.

 

marceline: ill give you the bass if you dont know any songs on there.

 

fuck, howed she know you knew how to play stings?

 

marceline: suprised i know? i know when someone is musical or not. play something anon.

 

>*sigh*... alright.... this one is a song i remember from my world. it is called... rock lobster.

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after making them all laugh with what a stupid song that was, the party basically chilled down and you all just started playing small party games.

 

finn: okay, ive had enough of bingo. how about we play something more.... fun.

 

jake: bingos fun....

 

>im gonna have to side with finn. i think that bonny is cheating somehow.

 

bubblegum: just because i keep getting the best card sheets doesnt mean i am cheating... its just that i know every possible outcome.

 

>... yeah, totally cheating.

 

finn: cheater.

 

you and finn high five.

 

marceline: yall want something more fun eh? hmmmm.... hooooow aboooout.... truth or dare?

 

>oh man.... here we go.

 

jake: what? you afraid anon.

 

>hell yeah im afraid. these things usually go way overboard.

 

finn: come one anon. ittl be fun!

 

bubblegum: i am also in the same boat as an-

 

>okay. but im letting you know, if dares start to get high on my end, ill even it out.

 

bubblegum: ..... i will also join in.

 

marceline- after finishing of a bottle of red soda- puts it in the middle of the circled group and spins it.

 

marceline: whoever it lands on gets to go first.

 

the bottle starts to slow down and it lands on finn.

 

finn: sweet... okay jake, truth or dare?

 

jake: truth.

 

finn: what? come on man, i had a really good dare.

 

jake: naaaah, im gonna stick with truth.

 

finn: ugh fine. jake, have you ever sniffed someones butt before.

 

jake:... its truuuuue... i diiid iiiit!

 

jake is bursting into treats.

 

>what it smell like?

 

jake: they ate bacon...

 

>glad to get that load off your chest?

 

jake: ... yeah.... i guess so. uh... is it my turn now?

 

marceline: yep, you get to truth or dare anybody. except finn, you cant do backsies.

 

jake: oh come on.

 

marceline: if we end up doing backsies, you two will just end up taking all the fun out of it. pick someone other than finn.

 

jake: fine... marceline! truth or dare.

 

marceline: *sigh* really?

 

jake: truth or dare, you gotta do it.

 

marceline: fine, dare.

 

you think theres another reason why she didnt pick truth... you know marceline has some stuff she doesnt like to talk about. you dont think she is ever going to pick truth.

 

jake: heheheh. i dare you toooooo... lick your own elbo! no one can do that.

 

marceline just licks her elbo.

 

jake: what? finn cant even do that.

 

>jake, shes a vampire... and she can shapeshift. you can do it too.

 

jake: oh yeah... huh....

 

marceline: alright, bonny, what kind of-

 

bublegum: wait, arent you supposed to ask truth or dare first?

 

marceline: well, we all know your just gonna chicken out and something like "i meant truth." so i picked truth for you.

 

uh uh.... bonnys getting that face.

 

bubblegum: dare.

 

marceline: alright... but youre not gonna be able to handle it. i dare you to... show a little cleavage.

 

bubblegum: marceline!

 

marceline: i told you you were just gonna ch-

 

bonny goes to lift her shirt down just a little. oh shit your looking.YOUR LOOKING. DONT BE THAT GUY ANON!

 

bubblegum: there is a minor here marceline.

 

marceline: then whyd you do it?

 

bonny blushes and looks to her side.

 

bubblegum: um... anon, truth or dare?

 

finn and jake: dare-dare-dare-dare!

 

>i guess dare.

 

bubblegum: *ahem* i dare you to let us make your hair straight.

 

>thats it? sure.

 

marceline brings out a hair iron or whatever they are called.

 

bubblegum: are you sure anon?

 

>its just straightening my hair. go at it. its not like your going to add bows and junk.

 

marceline: i would have made you wear the prettiest bow too.

 

bonny starts dragging the thing across your hair. little by little it starts to fall flat.

 

bubblegum: wow anon, you have longer hair than it looks.

 

>i just style it to make it look a little presentable. it also helps that my hair is slightly curly.

 

marceline: woah.... you look like a completely different person.

 

finn: yo, slick back your hair.

 

jake: yeah, do it bro.

 

>you mean like this?

 

you take you hand and run it through your bangs and stuff, slicking back your hair.

 

finn and jake: woaaaah~

 

marceline: oh man... give anon a top hat and a monocle.

 

bonny starts to giggle and you smooth it back down again.

 

> hmmm.... finn, truth or dare?

 

finn: dare.

 

>i dare you to do bakflips untill you get dizzy.

 

finn: aw man.

 

you all head outside to see finn start up the backflip parade.

 

>and you have to count how many times you flip.

 

finn: fine. here i go. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9- woah!

 

finn falls flat on his butt, rubbing it because of the ouchies.

 

>hahah, let me help you up buddy.

 

after getting finn up and letting him get reacquainted with seeing normaly, he starts up the next truth or dare?

 

finn: peebles, truth or dare.

 

bonny looks at herself and then to you. you give her a small thumbs up so she knows she can pick either one.

 

bubblegum: truth.

 

finn: who do you have a crush on?

 

bubblegum: i dont have a crush on anyone at the moment. not to say that i dont like someone though.

 

finn: what? thats the same thing!

 

marceline: no its not. crushes are innocent. when you like someone, its from the heart and the mind.

 

jake: you still have stuff to learn buddy.

 

bubblegum: my turn. marceline, truth or dare?

 

marceline: pfff.... dare.

 

bubblegum: hehehehe.... i dare you to sing that luliby you sang to me when we were little.

 

marceline: w-what?

 

marceline blushes.

 

marceline: b-but...

 

bubblegum: its a dare, you have to do it. come on, for me?

 

marceline looks at you and gets frustrated.

 

marceline: dont go thinking im not cool for singing this.

 

>you kidding? your so cool, you have cool running through your veins. songs wont change my mind about you.

 

she smiles and picks up her bass.

 

marceline: thise one is called.... the sunshine limey song.

 

jake: kpfffhfhfhf.

 

marceline glares at jake.

 

jake: oh, um... i was just laughing about dolphins... man dolphins sure are funny.... hahah...

 

marceline: ... *sigh*.... "sunshine, sunshine, limey limey light. night time, night time, its time to say goodnight. if you go to bed too late youll wake up with no delight, so get to bed on time today so you dont have any fright. with all the things that are spooky and go bumping in the night, do not fear them for i am here so you can dream alright. laaaaa-la la laaaaa- laaa la la la la laaaa. sunshine, sunshine, limey limey light. night time, night time, its time to say goodnight..."

 

you all clap. you and bonny cheer her on. marceline smiled and took a bow.

 

marceline: no more like that. that was extremely embarrassing. jake, truth or dare?

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you know whats bullshit?

 

people that go way too far with truth or dare.

 

in fact, people who turn  truth or dare ino just dare.

 

marceline dared jake to jump off her roof without becoming squishy, and jake got ouchies.

 

then jake dared bonny to attack a jelly doughnut. she was not so happy about punching it, but she did what she had to do.

 

bonny dared finn to get flung around by marce. he got motion sick.

 

he dared marceline to actually sit on her couch. ouchies were had.

 

and finally, you are being dared to go put your hand on an ogres butt.

 

>were are we even going to find an ogre?

 

finn: i know a grass ogre. lets go there so you can go touch his butt.

 

>i cant believe your making me do this marce. i thought we were cool.

 

marceline: im sorry anon, i got so worked up... i kind of took i out on you.

 

>not cool.

 

finn points to where the ogre is supposed to be.

 

finn: go touch his butt.

 

>*sigh*

 

you g to where finn pointed, get the ogre, and grab his ass.

 

nasty.

 

ogre: what are you doing?!

 

>just let it happen bro, just let it happen.

 

ogre: no man!

 

>shhhhh, shhhh.... everythings gonna be okay. just let it happen and it will end soon.

 

after about ten more seconds of having to touch his ass while having him try and beat you up, you let go and head toward the group who were nearby watching.

 

you wipe your hand on marcelines shirt.

 

marceline: anon! gross!

 

>deal with it.

 

you look at everyone, and they cower in fear for what you might dare any of them to do.

 

>... bonny....

 

bubblegum: *gulp*....

 

>i dare you to take us all to the beach.

 

everyone: what?

 

>im tired of these stupid dares. you think you can take us all to the beach in an hour?

 

bubblegum: of coarse. that sounds nicer than daring me to do something... i dont want to do.

 

marceline: now hold up. im a vampire, and its daylight outside. the only reason why im not cooking is because of my love for giant hats and gloves.

 

bubblegum: oh, dont worry maceline. i have a special sun screen for you. its spf 9001.

 

im not even going to make that joke.

 

marceline: so.... i wont burst into flames when the suns light hits my skin?

 

bubblegum: not at all. you wont even feel a tingle. youll just feel the suns warmth like the rest of us.

 

marceline: thats actually pretty cool bonibelle. imma go get my swim suit! where we meeting up?

 

>can we just meet you at the candy kingdom?

 

bubblegum: of coarse.

 

jake: oh man, the beach is gonna be rad. im gonna go call lady to see if she wants to join in.

 

finn: um, i dont think im gonna be able to go.

 

>why not?

 

jake: because hes afrai-

 

finn: afraid i dont have any swim trunks. looks like i cant go.

 

>dude, ill just let you have one of mine. i keep getting clothes in surplus thanks to bonny here.

 

bonny giggles and twiddles her foot.

 

finn: o-oh.... um... o-okay.

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so here you all are at the beach. bonny got me and finn a ride on a big ass bird she calls a morrow. you see marceline flying below you still wearing her giant hat and gloves. jake is riding on top of lady.

 

huh.... the only ones dressed right now are you and finn.

 

>what gives? were going to a beach. why arent you and marce all dressed up too?

 

bubblegum: me and marceline have to get dressed when we get there. besides, i still need to apply the sun screen for her.

 

.... dont think about it, dont think about it, dont think about it-

 

finn: uh... anon... i just dont think that im gonna be able to swim. i mean, i just ate 30 minutes ago.

 

bubblegum: first off finn, thats just a rumor. second, if it was true, the time would have been over by now.

 

>youll be fine finn. if you get a cramp, ive got your back.

 

the morrow touches ground and you all get off it. marceline and lady touch the ground a little later.

 

marceline throws you some towels and stuff.

 

marceline: i brought the stuff, go ahead and set it up for us.

 

>sure.

 

marceline and bonny head off into a bunch of bushes.

 

jake and lady are already out in the water.

 

finn: anon i-

 

>youre scared of the ocean arent you?

 

finn: i... howed you know?

 

>well, i know youre okay with most water. i mean you go into pools, creaks, even rivers, but whenever anyone mentions the ocean, you have this.... twich.

 

finn: well... i mean...

 

>jake told me he tried to make you get used to it, but you freaked out and beat him up.

 

finn: yeah... thats why i cant just let it go. i end up beating up whoever gets me in there.

 

>well thats the thing finn... you got me to drag you in there. you can try to beat me up as much as you want, but i wont feel lit like jake did. so... you ready?

 

finn: ....no....

 

>good. lets go.

 

you grab fin in a hold around his arms.

 

finn: anon... no dude....

 

>yes finn... we gotta do this... trust me...

 

finn: anon im not joking...

 

>you think im a comedian finn? i aint tellin no funnies here guy.

 

you begin to slide into the water.

 

cold cold cold cold COLD COLD COLD...... ahhhhhhhhh thats better.

 

finn: ANON IM FREAKING OUT MAN.

 

finn in trying his best to flop around in your arms, but he cant do anything in this grip.

 

>finn.... relax.... i got you.

 

finn starts to slowly stop fighting it.

 

>im not even gonna let you go.

 

finn: you promise?

 

>promise bro. you know, i used to be afraid of the ocean too.

 

finn: r-really? wow.....

 

>so finn... how does the water feel?

 

finn: its.... its alright...

 

>relaxing right... waves are just right, feels like our shoulders are getting tiny massages.

 

finn: y-yeah. its not that bad.

 

>and we are still on ground... check it.

 

you put finn on the ground in the water, still not letting go. you dont know if hes faking you or not.

 

finn: the sand... it feels more like mud down here.

 

>yep... it does that. so finn... just like normal water right? just a little bit salty?

 

finn: yeah... very salty.

 

>yeah, dont drink it.

 

finn: oh... okay.

 

alright finn.... were gonna go a little deeper.

 

finn: i-i dont know anon i-

 

>finn... i got you. i aint letting nothing happen.

 

you begin to kick to get you out farther into the water. the water was at a perfect level so it didnt go in your nose when you were swimming.

 

jake: holy shmow... finn... your actually doing it!

 

finn: i... i am!

 

>thats right finn.

 

lady nodds her head in excitement.

 

>alright finn, weve gotten this far... think you can go a little further?

 

finn: yeah. lets do it!

 

>alright, your gonna have to help me kick yo.

 

you and him keep on swimming untill you are near some rocks at the end.

 

>feel alright finn?

 

finn: yeah man.

 

>wanna know something you should be proud about?

 

finn: what?

 

>you did this all by yourself... i let go of you before we met up with jake and lady. how do you feel?

 

finn: ...... ALGEBRAIC!!!

 

you give finn a bro fist and you both swim back to shore.

 

>good job finn, im proud of you.

 

man, that reminded you of the time you taught squirt how to swim. you did the exact same thing with him.

 

bubblegum: hay guys! we are ready for the fun as well!

 

marceline: lets party!

 

woah... they both look..... stunning.

 

bonny is wearing a bikini that shows a lot of hip. marceline is wearing a one piece that shows a lot of.... everything.

 

>you look cute in those.

 

bonny swifts her foot around on the ground and marceline scratches her head.

 

>well, wheres the ball at? we cant have a beach day without a ball.

 

jake:ooh! ooh! i can BE the ball! watch yo self. HUH!

 

jake hurls himself towards you and you catch him.

 

marceline and bonny slowly work their way into the water.

 

bubblegum: i dont know... its really cold....

 

>man, girls are the same here too. how long did it take lady to get in?

 

jake: for-e-ver.

 

marceline: its COLD anon, shut up.

 

bubblegum: i just.... give me a while

 

>i just dont see how i can get in fine, but you have to inch your way in. need me to carry you in?

 

bonny blushes but nods her head.

 

you come out of the water and pick her up piggy back style.

 

you get in slowly to where it hits her legs when you have your hips down in it.

 

bubblegum: ah... cold.

 

>you can do it bonny. i believe in you.

 

you go further down to where it probably touches her-

 

bubblegum: *SQUEEK*

 

butt.

 

>alright, you know what... heres what were gonna do. hold your breath.

 

bubblegum: wha-

 

you dunk her into the water with you.luckily she was able to close her mouth just in time.

 

when you both come back up, she splashes some water at you playfully.

 

bubblegum: that was mean.

 

>your not cold anymore though right?

 

bubblegum: i guess not... but thats still mean.

 

since she was right in front of you now, you couldnt help but look her over

 

>your hair looks nice pinned up like that.

 

bubblegum: ehehehe.~ thanks.

 

marceline: *AHEM*... arent you gonna help me too?

 

>hold on up.

 

you head over to where marceline is and she just flies into your arms.

 

marceline: and dont you dare dunk me like you did with bonibelle.

 

> i wont.

 

marceline: i swear. ill slap you if you do.

 

>that wouldnt hurt me, but i dont exactly WANT to be slapped.

 

marceline: good... now get going before i change my mind and do it the same way i was doing it before.

 

you begin power walking into the water.

 

marceline: too fast anon!

 

you get in farther to where it touches her-

 

marceline: *SQUEEL* ANON!

 

butt.

 

she is giving you a pretty tight hug right now.

 

you finally make it to shoulder height and she slowly beings to let go.

 

>imma let go now.

 

marceline: wait just... just let me...

 

she slowly edges herself off of you and into the water.

 

>now dunk your head in.

 

marceline: ill do it when im ready.

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so after all of that, you played water volleyball with jake as the ball. bonny was really good at it, your glad she was on your team.

 

marceline brought some surf boards, you got onto one with finn to show him how its done. you hadnt surfed in forever. luckily you still remembered how to do it. marceline was an expert surfer. it was really cool to see her hair flow behind her as she did it.

 

right now you are chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool... though there is no school here or b-ball to shoot outside of it. your basically all just getting a tan... except maceline. she cant tan. though she says she likes the feel of the sun on her.

 

finn: man... thanks anon... this was really fun.

 

jake: yeah, finn wouldnt have been able to do it without you. i gotta say, im kind of jealus.

 

>aw shucks you guys.

 

marceline: hay anon, mind rubbing some more of that sun screen on me?

 

bubblegum: marceline, that stuff is supposed to be able to last for 7 hours, i already told you.

 

marceline: yeah, but i want to make sure im being protected. if anything, im getting extra protection.

 

>sure, ill do it.

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marcelines pov-

 

oh man... this is what you have been waiting for the second bonibelle told you that she had that sun screen. you just knew you had a chance to get anon to do this.

 

anon: where at? just your shoulders, your lower back or-

 

>oh you know... all over.

 

anon: okay.

 

you slide some parts of the suit off your back, if anon looked at you from the front, he could see you exposing yourself. you lay down and look over to where bonny is at and stick out your tongue. you know she likes anon too.

 

you hear anon squirt some of the stuff, and rub it on his hands.

 

you feel his fingers glide onto your shoulder blades, it makes you tingle all over just feeling that.

 

anon finally works his hands into your back and slides them all over your back and shoulders.

 

oh it feels like youve come back to life, died again, and went to glob world.

 

anon slides his hands down your waist, it just makes you shudder.

 

you wish this could last foreve-

 

>alright, that about does it.

 

>wha-

 

bubblegum: you think you could...help me too?

 

what?! it cant be over now!

 

he was going rub down your legs and touch your...

 

>i mean, i think you missed a spot.

 

anon: hmmmm... nope. i got your whole back like you wanted.

 

oh no, he thought you just meant your back. if you said something now he would suspect...

 

ugh.... you were in paradise with those hands.

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anons pov-

 

you stopped because marceline was starting to shudder under the stuff. maybe the sun screen makes her cold.

 

it was kind of nice to work it into her soft skin though....

 

that sounded creepy...

 

not that you dont think marceline is cute...

 

man... you havent had a girlfriend in a long time... the last girlfriend you had was when you were with jenna.

 

jenna.... cunt. she cheated on you with some guy that was teaching her yoga. she said it was because he was so spiritual and that she was sorry.

 

no... you were sorry because you got caught in the act.

 

sometimes women are just so-

 

bubblegum: anon?

 

oh yeah, you have to get bonny too. wait... why do you have to get bonny too? she is usually so organized. oh well, it would be best to just do it.

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bubblegums pov-

 

you cant believe marceline did that in front of you. you both talked about this in the bushes. well now you know you have competition.

 

anon: same question with marce. where do you need it?

 

>um... oh... around my back and neck... and legs...

 

anon stops at the legs part to look at you.

 

perhaps you didnt have to go that far with it...

 

anon: alright.

 

really?

 

wow....

 

you stick youre tongue out at marceli-

 

HIS FINGERS ARE ON YOU.

 

dont freak out bonibelle... hes just applying the sun screen to your bod- oh my.

 

his hands work magi on your back. you have had  problem there for awhile now.

 

anon: jesus bonny, you have tons of stressful knots here.

 

>i... i work hard i suppose...

 

anon: well, might as well get these out of the way.

 

what?

 

he rubs your back in a motion that almost completely removes the stress in one go.

 

it makes you turn into jelly in his hands.... metaphorically speaking.

 

as you saw with marceline, he begins to rub the sun screen on your waist and hips. you dont know how much more you can take of this.

 

just when you thing he is finished with everything, you remember something... hes going to do your legs too.

 

you feel his hands work their way up from your ankles. when he hits your thighs, you tense up.

 

if he goes any further hes going to touch your b-

 

HE.

 

TOUCHED.

 

YOUR.

 

BUTT.

 

dont freak out dont freak out dont freak out-

 

anon: that should do it. if im already doing this, finn your next.

 

finn: gotcha bro.

 

anon: arms out.

 

its.... its over?

 

those were the most blissful moments of your life. your adding that to your diary.

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anons pov-

 

you can say you had a full day at the beach. you got to have fun swimming, playing ball, relaxing. all you havent done so far is-

 

jake: started a camp fire yo. were having smores.

 

oh yeah... shit just got real.

 

you join the group who are huddled around it. you sit next to bonny and marceline.

 

>everyone have fun?

 

finn: totes.

 

jake: yep.

 

lady speas some korean and nods her head.

 

marceline: i got some good waves today.

 

bubblegum: it was fun playing volleyball... i dont get to play that sport so much.

 

jake: your spike was a doosey. ill be lucky if i wake up tomorrow and not have a concussion.

 

bubblegum: hehehe... sorry.

 

you fix yourself a smore like the rest of the gang.

 

>good beach day!

 

you raise your smore high in the air.

 

everyone: good beach day!

 

they raise theirs in the air and you all tap smores.

 

you crunch into that sucker and nirvana overtakes you.

 

if this was canada, you would marry it, kill it via eating it, and be sent to smore prison where you would eat the inmates too.