- >be a fluffy owner
- >you somehow walked out of the adoption center with a brat mare fluffy
- >despite how much of a bitch she is.
- >you still pull through since it's just a fluffy
- >you try to feed it hay
- >"dum hooman! fwuffy get sghetties o fwuffy dun eat"
- fine then. don't eat.
- >the whole night it does nothing but scream for spaghetti.
- >don't be an abuser. those people get messed up after awhile
- fine damnitt i'll give you spaghetti.
- >after it greedily eats its spaghetti. she decides she wants to watch tv.
- >"i wan color bawx"
- i'm watching history channel. wanna watch it with me?
- >"I WAN CAWTOONS NOW! YOU DUMM HOOMAN!"
- >she proceeds to take a shit right in front of you
- >"nao dum wivin woom don smew pwetty"
- *sigh*
- >she also acts out whenever you're at the park
- >she bites and kicks other fluffies.
- >even the owners sometimes get bit or kicked at
- >you've been banished from parks because of her
- >a few months later
- >turns out SHE raped somefluffy at the park.
- >she got pregnant
- >"dum fwuffies makin mai tummy big."
- you did that on your own!
- >a few months later she got really big
- >"ahhh! bout to make massive poopies!"
- >oh god more little shits
- >she gives birth to three happy foals
- >she's not so happy
- >as they try to go get there milk, she pushes them away
- >"no! go way dum behbehs. no wike u."
- feed them. they're your kids.
- >"dum hooman fawgot needs to shawt up."
- >one foal almost gets there
- >she bites down on it and flings it across the room.
- >something inside you snaps.
- okay you shit. enough is enough.
- >you pick up the other two foals before she could get to them
- >it was race against her to get to the foals first
- >you go to get the one that's across the room
- >it's dead
- >you proceed to put the foals on the counter
- >your brat fluffy tries to get at them
- >"dum fwuffies go way! i giv big ouchies!"
- >you go out and buy a breast pump
- >you come back an few minutes later to see her still trying to get at the foals
- >you pick up the 'momma'
- >"put me down dum hooman o you no smew pwetty"
- >she shits right in your hand
- >you throw her onto the table
- >"ouchies!"
- >you do your best to get as much milk as you can
- >the little bitch has so much since she raids your fridge whenever she gets the chance
- >you manage to get enough for the two foals and put the milk in separate bottles
- >before you feed them you go to your back yard and punt your fluffy across it.
- >she's laying on the ground on the far side of the yard
- >you go back inside to feed the foals
- >later that night you have the two foals by your side and you all three are watching tv
- >you start to hear something from the back of your house
- >you go to see it's your fluffy pawing on the back door
- >you open the door
- >she immediately tries to run inside
- >"ha ha. i twicked the dum hoo..."
- >you grab her by her scruff
- WILL YOU FUCK OFF!
- >you kick her with all your might
- >she flies into the neighbors yard
- >"dum munstas go way or i..."
- >her words are cut short by growling and barking and her screaming
- >you go back inside and continue to watch tv
- >months later you raise two happy fluffies
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