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invincible but soft

By: froggerhasxbox on Jul 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.88 KB  |  hits: 33  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be abuser
  2. >the fluffy god has sent down an invincible fluffy to torment you for life
  3. >you have prepared for this
  4. >"dum hooman gif sketties o i gif big ouchies"
  5. >you kick it into a wall
  6. >it gets up and starts charging at you
  7. >"dum hooman"
  8. >it's ramming into your shoes
  9. >"im invicibawl"
  10. okay champ, you got me fair. you get spaghetti
  11. >it starts to chirp with joy
  12. >later the invicible fluffy is eating spaghetti
  13. >while it's doing so, you walk over to it
  14. is the spaghetti good?
  15. >it nods happily
  16. oh. that's a shame
  17. >it looks at you with confusion
  18. >"wha? why shame?"
  19. because you can't die
  20. >it's even more confused
  21. >"so?"
  22. so i'm going to eventually die. and when i do. nobody will help you. you will be wondering the streets eating rotten fruit until humanity and all life are gone. then the world, then the universe, will eventually be gone. all but you. you will be floating in nothingness, cold, alone, and hungry
  23. >it stops eating for a second but shakes it off and continues to eat
  24. alright. i warned you
  25. >years later you die
  26. >fluffy realizes that you were right all those years ago
  27. >he realizes that you spoiled him
  28. >as humanity progresses, he's begging for food and love on the streets
  29. >he is rejected and soon humanity dies out
  30. >fluffy tries to make friends with the super sentient life that takes over
  31. >he is seen as a disgrace that can't even comprehend sentences
  32. >soon all life dies out like you said it would
  33. >he's sitting there crying for the next few millenias
  34. >soon the sun explodes and fluffy is in what's left of the solar system
  35. >he believes he made friends with the stars
  36. >"stoopid hooman! he tougt i woud be aww awone."
  37. >as he talks to the stars asking to play for god knows how long
  38. >they start to disappear
  39. >"wha? wher newfwends go! com back!"
  40. >he is soon in an empty void of nothing
  41. >he begins to cry for that is all he can do. regreting the fact that he was invincible.