- >be a resonable kid
- >found a dime inside your mess of a room
- >use it on a fluffy pony
- >it's a fluffyshy!
- >douche brother wants a better fluffy so he buys a green colt.
- >it humps everything. even if it doesn't move
- >but you manage to keep it away from fluffyshy
- >a light tap of the boot to the side usually sends it running.
- >until that one day.
- >you head of for school
- >you forgot to shut your door
- >after hours of horrible shit from you teacher
- >you go to do homework
- >you go to room to see the green fluffy just brutally thrusting into fluffyshy
- >she's bleeding and crying
- >you snap
- >pull him out of fluffyshy
- >dum cowar munsta put down mawtini. fawgut. or ah giv big owchies
- >oh good god your douche brother named it after a drink
- >shove him in the freezer
- >he's demanding you let him out or he will hurt you
- >ha ha yeah right
- >you have a briliant plan to torcher, but not kill him.
- >you buy a rape condom
- >it has to be custom made to fit into fluffyshy
- >you decide to let out martini.
- hey martini. how ya doin
- >mawtini col. mawtini sowwy mawtini bad fwuffy
- oh where'd you get that idea. but hey, guess who's been missing you?
- >martini is shivering and confused about what you just said
- fluffyshy misses you champ
- >martini starts jumping with joy.
- better not keep her waiting
- >you pick up martini. you can just feel his erection poking through your hands.
- >just shake it off
- >you go to your room to see fluffyshy
- >she starts flipping shit at the site of martini
- >nuuuuuuuuu.. nu huwt in poopie pwace. fwuffyshy sorry.
- deal with it for now. i need foals to sell.
- >you set down martini and close the door.
- >3
- >2
- >1
- >you hear martini start screaming, you open the door to see martini crying and running around with the rape condom on his dick.
- >he's spilling dick blood on your floor
- >your floor
- >time for phase two.
- DON'T FUCKING BLEED ON MY CARPET YOU GREEN SHIT!
- >pick him up by the scruff of his neck.
- >shove him in the freezer
- >the rape condom is still on him
- >now you go out and buy leeches
- >go home
- >open up the freezer to martini cowering in the corner
- >how is he still alive
- >hewp mawtini. peepee pwace huwrt. no mo huwrt.
- I don't know what your talking about. you penis looks fine.
- >he's actually convinced that happened.
- >you set him down to 'walk' around
- >he can barely limp
- >you go up to your room.
- >you grab your terrarium.
- >you knock out martini and put him into the terrarium
- >he wakes up and sees fluffyshy
- >he gets hard. but it hurts
- >mawtini see fwuffyshy's poopie pwace. mawtini wan
- in order to get there. you have to do one thing.
- >was dat?
- >you put a leech onto his side
- >it immidietly starts sucking
- >aaa! ouchies! mawtini no wike new frewn
- friend?
- >you pour the jar onto him.
- >he is now covered in leeches.
- >aaaaaa! mawtini...sowwy
- >you start to scrape the leeches off of mawtini.
- >he got thinner. but he's still alive
- >you give him multiple injections of blood
- >don't wonder how you got these things. you have weird friends the end
- >put him back into the freezer
- >he's begging for you to let him out
- >phase three
- >you go to the store and buy habaneros
- >go home to feed fluffies
- >douche brother doesn't feed his anyway
- >he's forgotten about it
- >you cook a huge dinner of spaghetti for the two fluffies.
- >you squeeze the habanero's sweet nectar into the spaghetti
- >it isn't much but it will do the job.
- >you give martini a huge plate of it
- >you don't give any to fluffyshy
- >"wha. u no wike fwuffyshy anymo?" she starts to cry.
- no. i just like martini way more than you.
- >put te bwitch in hew pwace.
- >he starts to eat
- >the first bite he gets he's screaming about how much his mouth hurts
- >the dipshit keeps eating because spaghetti is spaghetti
- >even the habanero bits
- >once he finishes. he can barely move his mouth is burning so badly
- oh dear. i must have used the wrong kind of sauce
- >WHY EATI PWACE HUWT? NO MO HUWT EATI PWACE
- i can help you champ
- > you get a gallon of milk from the fridge and pour it into his bowl.
- >he starts drinking
- >mawtini mouth no huw.....OWCHIES
- >milk only suppresses it for a few seconds.
- >you pour him at least three bowls before he starts felling sick
- >mawtini no wike dis anymo.
- >you bottle feed him (cram the gallon jug down his throat) and he vomits
- >the habanero bits stop hurting in his mouth because he puked them into his nose.
- >while he wriggles in your hand in pain. you put him back into the freezer.
- >phase four
- >today's the big day
- >you finally kill the booger bastard
- >but you have to do it slowly
- >you go and make a noose out of fishing line
- >after a week you've removed the rape condom and healed his nose
- now are you ready to give special huggsies?
- >ya ya ya ya. he lost his ability to get hard but hey. let the fluffy dream
- >you take him up to your room.
- >you placed the noose loop precisely on fluffyshy's butt
- >"why yu do dis to fwuffyshy?"
- >yu swut. yu gon wike mawtini's speshul huggsies
- > he runs and pounches on fluffyshy's backside and tries to mount her
- >you pull the rope and martini is suspended by his penis
- >you continue to tighten the rope until it just falls off
- >then you take his own flacid dick and shove it into his own throat
- >he's crying and he's bleeding on your bedroom floor
- I TOLD YOU NOT TO BLEED ON MY FUCKING FLOOR
- >mawtini sowwy. nu puh in the coldsie pwace
- oh. don't you fucking worry
- >you put him into the oven
- this is for fucking my fluffyshy
- >you turn it on for fifteen minutes
- >he catches fire in three
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