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FR- Rainbow Dash vs. Tryhard Anon

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  1. The Day of Trials in the Panda Ring
  2. >Octavia struggles to wind back a punch for the finishing blow
  3. >To which Vinyl counters it with a cunt punt.
  4. >The crowd is in awe.
  5. >You grimace as Vinyl finishes off the crumpled lump.  This was a piss poor excuse of a fight.
  6. >You crack your knuckles one last time, and scan the crowd.
  7. >Half of equestria is here.  Excellent.
  8.  
  9. >The announcer speaks "Mares and Stallions, we present to you a fight between the two greatest battlers of the featherweight class in all of Equestria."
  10. >Sound muffles the mike feedback as everyone cheers.
  11. >"This man on the left, 5'2" and 125lbs, champion and wielder of the panda ring, the unforgivable, the unforgettable, Tryhard Anon!"
  12. >A loud roar emerges from the crowd.
  13. >"The mare on the left, 4'3" and also 125lbs, our challenger and owner of the thunderdome belt, it's the lighning bruiser, hero of equestria, Rainbow Dash!"
  14. >The stadium vibrates from the frenzy
  15. >You feel it in your feet, your grin widens at the thought of beating the fan favorite.
  16. >Rainbow Dash knows the deal the both of you had set up. As do you.
  17. >Her eyes clashed with yours at the opposite side of the ring.
  18. >You could have sworn that she premptively put on her.
  19. >Rape face
  20. >You instinctively rage,
  21. You cocky little shit.  This is my turf.
  22. >Forget that, anon.  Remember, save that energy for your fists.  Forget what happened after the Thunderdome.
  23. >The referee leans towards you "You do know the rules, right?  We could just pin those feathers down."
  24. >You growl,
  25. Fuck that, ref.  I know what I'm getting into.
  26. >You'll beat her at her own game.  That's the way anon does it.
  27. >The crowd cheers.  It's not often they see a wing on no-wing fight for the same weightclass.
  28. >You'd be cheering too.
  29. >Rainbow sneers "Well, looks like I can add the Panda Ring to my trophy case."
  30. Your talent is wasted on you, slacker.
  31. >"It's not.  I'm just that good." bluefast replies.
  32. DING! DING! DING!
  33. 1/4
  34.  
  35.  
  36. >FIGHT!
  37. >Rainbow dashes up into the ceiling of the ring.
  38. >You stay put.
  39. >Calm your tits, you think to yourself
  40. >Remember your training.  Let her make the first move.
  41. >It would be a lot better than constantly running and screaming at her to come down.  Like last time.
  42. >"Aren't you going to do something" yelled the blue pony.
  43. Yeah, you'd like me real tired, wouldn't....
  44. >>>Prism Bolt<<<
  45. >A rainbow streak makes your jaw swell.
  46. >Fuck.  She pulled that fucking bullshit last time too.
  47. >Dash flies straight up, and dives down again
  48. >This time, you leap with the blow, grabbing her body and taking the pegasus by surprise.
  49. >"Nope. Nop0ny's riding on rainbow dash." she proclaims.
  50. >Her body starts to spiral as you attempt a chokehold.
  51. >Making you lose your grip.
  52. >"The only one who's doing any riding today is ME."
  53. >You notice she's using her >>>DEATH ROLL<<< technique.
  54. >Rainbow p0ne corkscrews her body.  The audience can't even see nothing more than a blue blur.  As for you;
  55. >You wake up a second later spread eagled face down against the ring's floor.
  56. >You immediately get up.
  57. >And then fall down again.
  58. 2/4
  59.  
  60.  
  61. >Fortunately, Dash's eyes are still spinning.
  62. >Unfortunately, she's spinning opposite to it.  She'll gain her balance much quicker.
  63. >You crawl over in your dizzied state, and before bluefast flies off for another assault, you grab one of her wings.
  64. >She squeaks aloud,"Hey. Let go you..."
  65. >A warm liquid falls on your fist as you instinctively punch her in the nose.  
  66. Then don't interrupt me when I'm talking.
  67. >Even with a huge migrane, and the borders around your sight fading into blackness, you shut the cunt up.
  68. >At least until she jackhammers her hoof square in your liver.  Shit.
  69. >You'll be pissing blood later.  You hunch over, leaving your head vulnerable.
  70. >Instead of dealing another blow, she whispers,"I'll beat you just like last time, anon." she inches closer, "And you'll once again be my..
  71. >..bottom bitch."
  72. >She then licks her tongue inside of your earhole, sending more than shivers in your spine.
  73. >It was a message.
  74. >Pushing you to the ground, she flies up.
  75. >You've got no stamina left, and one very angry p0ne flying up to the rafters
  76. >You stand up regardless, putting all your heart and guts into defying the urge to sleep, defying the urge to give in to Rainbow.
  77. >Dash kicks off, using her dreaded technique
  78. >>>Prism Dance!<<<
  79. >She bounces off the floor.
  80. >And then the wall.
  81. >And the ceiling.
  82. >The wall
  83. >Ceiling
  84. >Floor
  85. >wall
  86. >Each time, gaining momentum.  When she hits, It'll be like being run over by a freight train.
  87. >ceiling
  88. >floor
  89. >ceiling
  90. >wall
  91. >She continues until the whole stadium is covered in ribbons of rainbows.
  92. >The crowd goes wild, knowing that this is it.  As do you.
  93. >So you calm down
  94. >And pay attention
  95. >Taking that rage, and put it inside your fist.
  96. >The fist that would defeat a champion.
  97. 3/4
  98.  
  99.  
  100. >Rainbow shrieks in the climax of the crowd, "You can't beat me anon.  You fucker, I OWN YOU."
  101. >Streaking as fast as possible in the crowded stadium
  102. >One gear away from a sonic rainboom
  103. >With a self-assured grin she flies into what she assumes is her victory
  104. >You flashback through your recent training.  The footwork exercises, the practice spars, making sure your form and aim was precise on a moving target.
  105. >Training against multiple pegasi, trying to get the feel of their speed.  And visualizing that speed magnified by ten.
  106. >Now in the present, the rage that you had held back is released with the fury of a thousand ravenous trolls.
  107. >Rainbow dash flies almost faster than light itself, right for your chest, heading
  108. You shit eating horse, I swear..
  109. >right into your
  110. I'll grind you into..
  111. >fist
  112. DUST!
  113. >>>Counter Arc<<<
  114. >Rainbow's back arched from the hook, as gravity forced her upside-down on the ground, sprawling her legs limply in the air.
  115. >She lays there unconscious for the KO.  You didn't even notice.
  116. >All you cared was that all your effort was validated.  It was over.
  117. >The crowd releases it's amazement, as you release your anger.  Not to be seen until the next match.
  118. >You feel normal again.
  119.  
  120. >Outside the boxing ring, you lean beside Dash's locker room.  Waiting.
  121. >Dash walked out with you.
  122. >Looking at her, she only got some minor cuts and bruises.  Her right nostril was still stuffed with red dyed kleenexes.
  123. Rainbow Dash?
  124. >"Yeah, anon.  Let's get this deal over with."
  125. You can dish it out, but you can't take it, can you?
  126. >"Stupid anon, neither can you." she pouted, her cheeks turning pink.
  127. Oh Dashie, you're so cute,
  128. >you smile while playfully ruffling her hair
  129.  
  130.  
  131. >"Can't we just make the next fight double or nothing?" she suggests while the two of you walk out the stadium
  132. NO
  133.  
  134. >Instead of rainbow dash
  135. >Cumming outside of you
  136. >Here's to you
  137. >Cumming inside of rainbow dash.
  138. 4/4
  139.  
  140. *******************************************************************************************************
  141.  
  142. >Why are you standing in the middle of quicksand?  With snakes?
  143. >Because, you're cool like that.
  144. >You continue that cool pose as the sand approaches your waist.
  145. >It's like the sand wants to give me a hug.
  146. >Then you see a blue blur goes past grabbing you from questionably preventable doom.
  147. >Rainbow Dash saves you from your own self-serving peril!
  148. >She gives you a big hug as you both hit the ground.  "I leave you alone for one second, you end up there of all places."
  149. "Yeah, well.  At least I would have died cool."
  150. >"Oh, anon."
  151. "Shouldn't we go off and return the crusty jewel of the Wonderbolts?"
  152. >"Shhhh.  Quiet anon."
  153. >You listen, expecting danger.
  154. >Instead, she gives you a tender embrace with her mouth.
  155. "Dash, as much as I like you, I don't want to....."
  156. >She kisses again.  "Too bad.  I'm quite persuasive."
  157. >The blue mare presses against you, holding back your limbs.
  158. >Wings in full spread, she grabs some rope in her mouth. "Now it's finally time for ME to tie YOU up."
  159. >This was turning out to be like a bad fanfic.
  160. >Because it was.
  161. >Then you hear glass breaking as Rainbow swings on a vine, grabbing the unpublished novel out of your hands.
  162. >"AYAAYAAAAAYYYYAAAAA"
  163. >Of course, there was no window on the other side.
  164. >She crash lands into the opposite wall, trailing the snapped vine around her.
  165. >You find the vines tie up Rainbow nicely, bringing out her behind quite nicely.
  166. "Dashie, I've got something that'll inspire you to write."  You bring out your dick.
  167. >Rainbow dash sighs.  "Rape snakes...why did it have to be rape snakes?"