Title:           FR- Pinkie Pie vs Nigger Anon
Author:          freebeer
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/BpsKEHtd
First Edit:      Thursday 14th of February 2013 03:28:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 14th of February 2013 03:28:41 PM CDT

>The rent is too damn high in Equestria.
>You are omnivore anon.
>Wake up in a cold sweat.
>Lifting head from the foliage, you smell food
>Damn that's some good food.
>You scramble over to the bush next to sugarcube corner.
>"Hey.  Anon. Happy hearts and hooves day!"
>Your nigger senses detect
>FOOD!
>And pink pony butt...
>Using your prehensile tongue, you quickly lap up the cupcake
>Your tongue not even brushing Pinkie's quivering lips once
>leaving nothing but a satisfied anon
>and a disappointed Pinkie.
>"Anon, you're supposed to eat me.  I even covered it with your favorite sprinkles."
>Anon finishes.
>"Wait." feeling her pony butt,  "How did you even?"
>All the sprinkles.
>Run off into the sunset a satisfied nigger.
 
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>Day holocaust in Equestria.
>Wake up in a cold sweat.
>Dreaming of magic carpet hitler, rounding all the black people to the camps.
>Too poor to do more than one of the three 'S'.
>Nop0ny likes onmivore anon.
>But that's ok.  Noone will hurt you again.
 
>You are Pinkie Pie.
>Anon looks so famished, and so lonely.
>You remember your time on the rock farm.  So alone.  And no fun.
>"That simply won't do" announced party pony.
>Wait.  You are party pony.
>Pinkie Pie unleashes party for omnianon
>You feel a kinship with omnianon.
>No matter what hyjinks you do, anon takes it in stride
>Anon is a demon with the harmonica.  You compliment him, and ask him of his past
>"How did you get so good, anon?"
The nazis can take my harmonica, but they can't take away my music, Pinkie.
>Anon remembers.
world's_best_cry.youtube
>You cry pinkie tears, and hug anon
 
>You are again omnianon
>Pinkie pie dresses herself with edible clothing.
>You take a piece and unravel it, slurping it like spaghetti
>"Oh, anon.  Why don't you want to party again?"
>Pink pony cries as you run away.
>"Don't leave me." she whispers.
>You run away, like the nigger you are
>So Nop0ny will hurt you again.
 
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>V-Day in Equestria.
>Dreaming of the havoc caused with Hitler's magic.
>Wake up, take a dump in bush.
>Pinkie Pie appears out of thin air.
>You hated, hated, despised that!
Leave me alone, Pinkie.
>"Silly anon.  This is equestria.  It's all magic."
Get out.  G-G-GET OUT.
>"Anon, I'm sorry."
OUT OF MY LIFE!
>Pinkie pie is suddenly everywhere.
>Pony butts everywhere in the bush.
>Smothering you in pink.
>"I won't.  I love you too much 'nonny."
>You use your nigger strength to break your way through.
>Pink p0ne goes flying
>"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 
>Pinkie gently places a cupcake on a snare trap.
>You are like a black shark, smelling the baked good from a mile away.
>You jump out of the bushes with a knife in hand.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!
>Pinkie jumps a bit in shock, and gets caught up in the noose.
>You drop the knife, making sure that Pinkie can reach it if she stretched for a few minutes.
>You run off with the cupcake, smiling that smile,
>running off like only a satisfied Kenyan could.
 
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>Day where there is no segregation in Equestria.  [spoiler]Except for you, human![/spoiler]
>All the ponies left you the fuck alone.
>The better to scrounge for scraps.
>You stalk the CMC, waiting patiently with a pointy stick.
>The pizza box tied on your face was 'painted' in grease, ketchup, and mustard to make a makeshift tribal mask.
>Nobody will know it was you.
>Scootaloo in particular looked rather tasty.
>Especially with some kentucky spices, and some loving with a deep fat fryer.
>Licking your chops, your body coils, ready to spring.
>"HELLO, ANON!"
>Pinkie Pie screams in joy, squeezing your bony frame.
"Damn, Pankie Pone.  Scaring away my meal like that."
>"But, 'Nonny.  I've got a treat for you."
>She gives you a pink cupcake and then slowly runs away.
>Everyp0ny is slow according to you.
>You make Usain Bolt look like some honky from Texas.
[spoiler]>Not really, but no one has to know that.[/spoiler]
>You take your tongue and lick off the frosting, leaving the cupcake bare.
>It was then when you realized that the cupcake was in fact, also a portal to Pinkie Pie's ass.
>"Oh, yes Anon!  Yes!  Tongue my anus!"
>You try pulling your tongue out, but the cupcake stays firm
>Pinkie's butt cheeks grab the meat and knead it closer to her cunt.
>Aw shit.  This is shit you can't run away from.
>Pinkie raped your tongue with her pussy, and you drank every drop you nigger.