FR- Old Style Flutter>Rape

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OLD STYLE WRITING OF FLUTTERRAPE AHEAD  (Lots of 4chan memes and inside references for quick writing and cheap laughs.  The problem is this type of writing leads to shitty flow, OOC ponies, and poor story logic)

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>Day the timer in my game broke, so I don't fucking know in Equestria

>Shamble out of bed

>Boner in stealth mode

>Eating shredded wheat

>God you miss bacon

>Knock, Knock

>Must be flutterrape again.

...

...

>Stand there like a RPG character, unable to speak.

>Do I have to do this?

>Let's get this over with

>Open door

>You shield your arms when a random battle appears

Wild fluttershy appeared!

Go! ANON!

FIGHT BAG POKEMON RUN

RUN

Can't escape!

FIGHT

FOCUS ENERGY HARDEN HARDEN HARDEN

...

...

>fuck me.

>ok, gotta think.

BAG

STRAIGHTJACKET

Um, Is your arms being bound up your fetish, anon?

>No fluttershy.  IT IS NOT! you want to scream.  instead of that

...

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>facepalm.jpg

>You resolve to kill all silent protagonists when this is done.

POKEMON

PUMBLOOM LV.7

ANON, that's enough! Come back!

Go! PUMBLOOM!

Foe FLUTTERSHY used WING ATTACK!

PUMBLOOM fainted!

GO! ANON!

>Of course flutternutter is LV.100.  must be using a game genie, the cheating bitch.

POKEMON

SUMMARY

>looks at abilities

STEALTH BONER

>seemslegit.jpg

>If a bellsrout can use its body like a lightning rod in the cartoon show, then this will make just as much sense.

ANON used FOCUS ENERGY!

ANON is getting pumped!

FLUTTERSHY comes over to your dick!

FLUTTERSHY's DEFENSE greatly fell!

ANON used HARDEN!

>pic related

It's super effective!

>Total.

>Knock.

>Out.

Foe FLUTTERSHY fainted!

ANON gained 2314 internets!

>You feel somewhat manly until you realize [spoiler]that you punched out a pastel cartoon horse with your boner[/spoiler].

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...

>Your dad would be proud.

>You resolve to go to Zecora later to get that throat looked after, but at least you're

>Not fucking fluttershy

 

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>Wiggle jiggle, Yellow middle

>Speaking of yellow, staying in bed today

>Not in the fucking mood

>Especially since you still have no bacon, ever.

>You smell some coffee though

>The sweet, savory aroma gives you strength

>You hear the toaster pop.

>Fine.

>You open the bedroom door, expecting one of the mane6.

>Boner. Wat R U Doin. Boner. Stahp.

>Give up.

>Your body is ready.

>Instead, you're finding yourself in the midst of fluttershy laying eggs.

>Wait

Wat?

>Yellowshy is trying to do a magic trick with her marehood

>With eggs.

>Boner has gone to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

>You see, normal showgirls wouldn't be laying eggs on one of your freshly washed bowls.

No fluttershy.  I do not have a fetish with Scootaloo.

>Fluttershy looks confused

*pause*

Anon, do you have a fetish for egg laying?

No.

What about magic tricks?

>She squeezes out an egg at you

Ooops.  Sorry about that.

>Lol.  You just got egg on your face.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

>You throw her out like THAT.

>Fucking yellow all over my bowl.

>Not fucking fluttershy

 

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>Afternoon of the rolling rocks in Equestria

>Watching the indy 500 on TV

>Eating pork rinds

>Good enough.

>You hear a rap tap tap on your front door

>Please don't be fluttershy.  Please don't be fluttershy.

>It's not fluttershy.

>It's daring do.

>Must be rainbow in disguise.

So, rainbow dash?  I guess that means it's time for me to come inside.

That makes no sense.  RD should be coming inside.

>You hear this in yellow middle's voice

NOPE.  NOPE.  NOPE.

>Yellow winces.

Get out of here yellowshy.  I was already disappointed with tara. I don't need two cosplay fails today.

>Fluttershy looks disappointed, then procures a whip, and twirls the end, binding both of my arms

>Picks me up. Dat look. Pic related.

You can't do this to me fluttershy, I'm a HUMAN.

>Just stop and think.  How will the great and mighty anon get out of this?

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF DARING DO AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ANON.

 

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>Day 29 in Equestria

>For some reason, you feel a bit stressed

>You busily tidy up

>Who am I kidding.  I'm a fat neckbeard.  Tidying up means cracking out the febreeze, and removing any rotten veggies.

>And by veggies, I mean bacon.

DING DONG

>Fries are done.  You smirk.

Yes, fluttershy.

>You told fluttershy to use the bell, when everyp0ny just knocks.

>Ponies don't have doorbells.  Silly anon.

>And you can just shut up anon.

>I pull myself together.

>OPEN the door

>I don't know how to do that.

>OPEN door

>you see a fluttershy in a space suit.

Anon, I need to go back to Hocatate.

>Wherever that is.

But first, you're coming with ME.

>CLOSE the door

>I don't know how to do that.

>FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>she throws these weird things at you and you realize

>they are pikmans.  they are all the pikmans

AAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHH

>STOP

>DROP

>and ROLL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4-0iIcQZE#t=19s

>your reward is seeing little pikmin ghoasts around you

NO! Not the pikmin, anon!

Yeah, they're real cute, even when they die.  Leave before I see if you're the same too.

Did... Did you just call me cute, anon?

Just GO!

>SLAM door

>I don't know how to do that.

>CLOSE door

>fucking door

>and fucking text parser.  I am

>Not fucking fluttershy!

 

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>Day oxyclean in equestria

>Wake up from dream where I was fucking fluttershy sans rape

>Keep it to myself because of other anons

>Get out of bed and turn on tv

>Eating a BLT when I see an infomercial on TV

>REMEMBER BILLY MAYS

>cry manly tear

>see vince offer

>Try to change the channel when I realize that there are no batteries in the remote

>Guess I'm stuck here watching scout here trying to outdo BILLY MAYS

>When I see someone else TRYING TO GO ON CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

>someone?  I should say somep0ny.

HI, FLUTTER SHY HERE

>oh god

HAVING TO MAKE DO WITH JACKING OFF?

DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX, BUT YOU GOT NO PECS?

>looks like she's falling back on iron will's training again

THEN HAVE SEX WITH A REAL LIVE PONY!

>fluttershy waves her plot onscreen

>screen wipe

1/4

 

 

WHY BOTHER WITH THE HASSLE OF CHEAP PORN VIDEOS?

YOUR CABINET FULL OF FLESHLIGHTS? DON'T NEED 'EM

>she swipes her hoof wiping the table clean

>sending fleshlights at the camera, hitting the cameraman

ummm, sorry

TIRED OF STICKY DICKS? LET FUTTERSHY CLEAN IT FOR YOU WITH HER PATENTED VACUMN ACTION!  LETS SEE THAT ON SCREEN.

>screen wipe

2/4

 

 

>you see shaky cam with fluttershy and a dick in shady lighting

ummm

>it cuts to yellowbelly coughing

koff koff

FLUTTERSHY COMPLIES TO ANY AND ALL FETISHES INCLUDING

BONDAGE

ROLEPLAY

LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR

>you see fluttercry snatched up by a tentacle

eeeeeek

>another screen wipe

3/4

 

 

FLUTTERSHY IS ECONOMICAL TOO,

SHE WILL SAVE YOU HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON TISSUES!

AND FLUTTERSHY'S ALL YOURS FOR $19.99

>she's in full temptress mode, waving her plot

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE, GET RAPED BY ME AND YOU GET RAPED AGAIN! WHAT GREAT VALUE! just pay shipping and handling.

>well flutters, that ship has long sailed.  you shut off the tv.

>you hear a doorbell

>open the door

>there's bananapone outside

HI, FLUTTER SHY HERE

Fluttershy, I don't have a fetish for Billy Mares wannabes

BUT I CAN OFFER YOU A FREE TRIAL VERSION

no, just no.  If I do that, you'll just rape me, like what you said at the end of the video.

well anon, I didn't have the money for any retakes...

get out

>slam the door

>say a silent prayer to THE BIG GUY apologizing for FS

>wondering how she dared to ask you to pay for the privilege of

>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY

 

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>Yet another day inside the house eating raw cookie dough and bacon bits

>Not together of course, you're not an animal

>Nighttime appears

>Go to bed

>You dream of hammers and saws making a bunny shaped construct

>Day of Jim Carrey in Equestria

>You find that Angel is on your chest, staring disapprovingly

Time to wake up sleepyhead

>You get out of bed only to see a large screen tv

>The wakeup call came from a large Twilight on screen.

>She looks a bit

>off.

>You're still too groggy to care though

Now, today is a very special day, so we must all look our best for our benefactor and wear this

>Your drawer pops open automatically, with a clean suit on and a clean green mask

>Essentially normal wear.

>You stuff an item in your pocket, just in case.

>You go outside, seeing rarity

Hello there anon, I take it the bacon bits left you a bit tired?

Huh?

Nevermind anon.  Just follow me.  Our benefactor is waiting.

>Rarity's mane not only lacks the elegance it usually has, her voice is somewhat different too.

>You walk out into the grounds, and notice that everything in Ponyville is

>wrong.

1/?

 

 

>You look at the scenery while rarity invites you further

>Sugarcube Corner still looks the same, but it looks a bit barren

>You pass Rarity's Boutique, same thing.  It lacks a bit of hustle.

Anon, just allow me to obtain something.  Stay outside please.

>When rarity leaves, you look at a window.

>There's no crafts lying outside their drawers

>Rarity keeps semi clean, but she still tends to leave her fabrics and tools out for easy use

>-Anon, I have to say it, this house looks fucking sterile.

>-Anon, ur a faget

>-IT'S A PUMBLOOM!

>Not now guize.

Are you ready, Anon?

>Double take

Oh.  Sorry rarity.  I really like how clean you've kept this place

>She looks at you in between the strands of her hair, her head bowed down

Thanks.

>You both walk through the town square

>You hear something in the distance

Nice TV.  Wait, we have a TV now?

Yes, Anon. Our administrators have created our own TVs via magic.

>TV cuts to Pinkie Pie

And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Ponyville. It's safer here.

>She sort of looks a bit pinkiamena-ish

>TV then cuts to that goddamn fluttershy infomercial on the big screen.  Shudder.

>block and ignore

>We walk off to the schoolhouse, and enter inside

Anon, wait here. AND whatever you do, don't go wandering anywheres.

>Wait until rarity leaves, then follow the first video game rule

>-Rebel! Rebel!

>-USE crowbar ON rarity

>Nope. When they say to not explore something, it's a fucking open invitation

2/?

 

 

>You notice the silhouettes of two rearing foals at the school, wishing your school had this

>You walk outside the schoolhouse, wondering how oblivious p0nes are

>It's part of their charm though.

>Head back to the town square.  It's more risky, but offers more chances to know what the hay is going on.

>You blend in as much as an anon can, when you see Pinkie Pie

>But her hair, it looks just like fluttershy's

>You decide to follow her

Anon, you can't hide from me

>It's a yellow pone, with three butterflies as a cutie mark

Anon, look!  Bacon!

>Her ears droop at the thought of it

Fluttershy, what is this?

Anon, do you have a fetish for Orwellian Governments?  Do you want to liberate yourself from absolute control by having sex?

You didn't brainwash everyone here, did you?  DID YOU?

No, anon.  I would never do that to my friends.

Then how does this work?

That's a surprise.  Do you like mystery in your sex anon?  Is it your...

HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!

>You are mixed up in so much cuteness and anger, you almost had a heart attack.

>-USE crowbar ON fluttershy

>great idea, anon

>-no prob, anon

>you whip out your crowbar and hopefully beat the truth out of her

You wouldn't hit a pony, would you?

>puts on full cute face.  she looks so shy, it's so MOE!

>but you are the internet hate machine, so you half heartedly swing your crowbar

>and get kicked in the chest

OOOOOOOF!

don't make me break the merchandise, anon.  I wasn't even using 50% of my real strength there.

>-implying that p0nes are twice as strong as humans

>-implying that fluttershy is best shonen villain

>-implying

>you man up and start running away, knowing full well that fluttershy was just toying with you

3/?

 

 

Anons, at least let me finish my story before letting this thread die.  I'll wrap it up tonight.  I haven't been here for the very beginning, so I haven't seen what the best of fetishshy/flutterrape threads can do.  I'm doing the best I can, and probably failing.  Still  Flutter Rape Nostalgia Fag, I don't think this is the end for flutterrape threads, just that the main tripfags are probably going to self impose a vacation of sorts.  Until then, you'll see more threads like this, and if it bugs you, just ignore it.

 

>After bravely running away, you decide to start snooping smarter

>But after looking inside Fluttershy's cottage, you don't see anything

>But you notice a distinct lack of animals, no birds singing, no fish swimming, no bears or anything

>And the evergreen forest, which is usually nearby, is gone.

>Very unusual, you think to yourself.  You file away that thought for a while.

>You're in full detective mode.

>You feel like the goddamn batman, if it weren't for the fact that fluttershy left two hoof sized bruises on your chest

>Which makes it look like you have saggy boobs. Lol.

4/8

 

 

>You walk to ponyville's clock tower seeing four marks seperating the times.

>Mayor mare feels the need to change the marks every so often, without knowing why.  That is not what draws you.

>What does is the fact that the tower stretches much higher, the clock portion almost reaching the clouds, and the tip piercing above them

What the hell did that crazy pone did to this place

>Decide to leave ponyville

>Get zapped by neurochip

Don't forget you're here forever!

>Fucking propaganda pie speaking in your mind.  Speaking of, you hear more of her on TV as you decide to eat at Sugarcube Corner

If you see this so-called Green Man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished.

>The One Green Man?  Seriously?

>You sneak by all the pones there, but brush against Lyra

Ooops.  Sorry.

>You notice light blue paint on your suit, then realize that [spoiler]her cutie mark is actually a hourglass.[/spoiler]

>You 'accidentally' brush against more pones and realize [spoiler]they're all fake.  You recognize noone.  It's all fucking gone to shit.[/spoiler]

>Even the cupcakes taste like shit.

>With your trusty crowbar, you make for the tower.  Sneak around like a spy and stuff.

>And it takes 5 seconds for you to get caught.  Shit.

5/8

 

 

>Guardpones take you to fluttershy's chamber

Anon:What the hell is this?  What did you do with Ponyville?

Fluttershy:This is just a fake, an extra.  Ponyville is perfectly safe.  I am the element of kindness, aren't I?

You haven't been eating any bacon since yesterday morning, anon.  You've been eating bacon bits.  And just now you've realized that this place is not the ponyville you know of.

A:You.  You drugged my bacon!  I will never forgive you, fluttershy!  >I say this in typical shonen style

>Yellowfag just has this big rape smile.  Bitch has a plan, and both you and she knows you know it.

FS:I've tried everything anon.

I've tried fetishes.

I've tried out and out raping you.

And I'm tired of waiting for half life 3.

A:You don't play games, fluttershy!

>Fluttershy turns away from you, her tail swishing from side to side.

FS:No, but I know of... games.  It's a side effect from one of my latest... experiments.

I can see that I can't have you anon because we're different.  You speak of the wierdest things, and I have no insight whatsoever.  But that ends today.

6/8

 

 

>I'm fucking confused as Flutterpone stays in full rant mode

FS:That's right anon, you've been my bitch for the last month.  I've been watching you the whole time.  raping you.  taking samples from you.

>she smiles as you realize the nature of her taking her 'samples'

FS:You know, I've never been able to get near stallions.

And with the other anons, it always involved spaghetti and nootella, so I couldn't get a pure sample.

But you're different.  You're a newfag.

A:How in the hell do you know of faggotry?

>Buttershy continues

FS:With all the money I got from those infomercials, I could do just about anything.

>Fluttershy walks into a chamber in the corner

>You see lights blinking, lazers going off.  Octarine spills off the walls, and all the emeters goes off the charts.

But love does something to you, anon.  It changes you.

>Fluttershy goes out of the chamber, and when you see it

>You shit bricks

6.5/8

 

 

>You could at least say this.  She was still hot.

>But instead of hooves, it's shoes.  And instead of fur, she's covered in a suit.  With a green mask on her face.  Giant boobs and modest wings complement her skinny frame.

>onlythedeadcanknowpeacefromthisevil.jpg

>Maybe, not hot you realize.  Needs hooves.  Can't fap anymore without hooves.

>-You're going to LOVE ME!!!

A: No.  It can't be.

>-What's the matter, anon?  Oh, wait.  I'm an anon too.  We can be anon together.

A: THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS FLUTTERFREAK!  NO.  FAIL.

>You struggle against the iron body like cage fruitlessly while fluttershy posts

>-Guize, it's caterday.  Post moar cats.

>-It's not caterday, anon.  GTFO

>A devilish plan comes in your head.  You realize that this will not be gentle, or nice.  But necessary.

>You realize from her speech that she's now in /b/, not /mlp/

A: Hey, flutternuts.

FS: Yes, anon?

A: You want to be with all the anons?  You want all the internets and all the win?

FS: Of course, anon.

>She may be anon, but she's still a p0ne.

>And p0nes are so guillible

A: Mods are asleep, post ponies.

FS: Thanks anon, you're so kind

7/8

 

 

 

>She post ponies, and gets deleted.

FS: I'm not sure I'm doing this right...

A: Change your proxy and try again.

FS: Ok.  I'm behind seven proxies, so I'll just add another.

>She is learning.  This has to end NOW.

>She post ponies, and the mods are asleep this time

>Thread gets to decent length on /b/ before it shuts down, and a few /b/tards get angry

>and they start raiding /mlp/

FS: Well, I guess that's it.  I'll have to post elsewhere.

A forum for ponies?  Wow!

>she posts on the forum

>-Hi everyone, post pics of fluttershy, best pone.

>You may be barred from moving, but noone silences anon.

>-this is now a goatse thread

>and you throw the first stone

FS: It's a spoiler, anon.

A: Yeah, it's a picture of some goats.

>reaction face goes from open mouthed shock, to sadness, to wtf, to fluttercry

FS: What is this?  How is this even possible???

>then the /b/tards come and they don't give a fuck.  no spoiler, no mercy.

7.5/8

 

 

>-more goatse please

>-bros, this is a 2girls1cup thread now

>-niggers

>-OP here, I just want to talk about pones

>-guys, why are you posting in a furry thread?

>-pic related (penis gore)

>-OP here, this is unacceptable

>-OP here, I am a huge [spoilers]nigger[/spoilers]

>-OP is a faggot.

>and the /b/tards came, and went, leaving fluttershy in tears

>her inner hate machine and her kindness fought, but she was weak.  she was not legion.  she forgave, she forgets

>and anon always delivers

FS: I guess I'll change back now.

A: It's really for the best.

>Fluttershy changes back into the cute, shy little p0ne we all know

>We may have even cured her of her rape fetishes, for a while at least.

FS: I'm so sorry.

>Well, fuck.  Guess you've got to play chaotic nice for once I guess.

A: I'll help you find a nice stallion.  Maybe someone nice and shy like you.

FS: If it's possible, I'd like to ask you something

>yellowshy blushes

FS: Can I go out with you.  I mean, no tricks, just you and me.

A: Of coure, fluttershy.

>you walk off in the distance towards the sun with fluttershy

FS: Anon, can I ask you a question?

A: Sure thing.

FS: Who is your favorite pony?

A: You fluttershy.

And in the end, you were definitely

FUCKING FLUTTERSHY

8/8

 

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>This day I feel like a million bits in Equestria.

>Party favors being passed all around.  Expensive ones, because you always deliver

>Twilight gets an encyclopedia, Applejack gets an iphone, and you get pork strips.

>Of all the pones to not show up though,

>I can't believe it's not buttershy.  She's up to something

>Pinkie Pie is super stoked about your birthday party

"Hey Anon!  Are you having a good time?  I HAD to help with hosting your party, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have this!"

>shows her cutie mark

"This is real fucking nice, Pinkie.  Usually, I just get some socks for my birthday, so I really appreciate this."

>You're holding your drink like a boss

"Well, just you wait until the after party, where we get totally wasted!"

>pinkie says with a big grin

>Just then the cake gets wheeled out.

>It's one of those traditional cakes too, with the multi layers

>I'll give you one fucking guess what happens

>Fucking fluttershy pops out

"Happy birthday, Mr. Anonymous"

>She tries to sound like Marilyn Monreau but she got real self conscious

>She blushes as she covers her pony cunt with a glob of cake, and pushes it in your face

"Have a bite, Mr. Anonymous"

>Push scardeyshy out of face

"No.  Let's play a game though"

>You go off with fluttershy to the side.  She happily goes because she thinks she's getting some.

"Let's play a game we can all enjoy, fluttershy"

>You've seen this all before girls and boys

"Are you sure that pinatas are your fetish, anon?"

>Take pinata over, and before having the other pones beat the shit out of her, go into an orgy with the other five pones.

>You hear her muffled crys as she is left to look, but not touch

>Plus, she can't come since you put tabasco souse in her junk

>Happy Fucking Birthday

[spoilers]-------Anons--------[/spoilers]

 

>Tonight was LAN night with Twilight Sparkle.

>You all were messing around with the servers when Fluttershy accidentally into the computer system.

>"Anon, help me please, I think I became skynet through Twilight's black magic handbook for dummies."

>Fuck me, fuckthisjpg.jpg.

>Anon, you're being redundant.

>NO U!

>Typing like a nigger on crack, you find Fluttershy.exe and SHIFT + DEL.

>Your computer makes a toilet flushing sound.

>"I'm free.  Free!"

>Twilight's computer explodes, knocking her unconscious.

>Blender and refrigerator bounced at you.

>Come at me, bro.

>You nerd punch, which did exactly 0 damage.

>Then the toaster spoke to you.

>"I-I-Is pony skynet your fetish?"

"That's the worst skynet of all, you fucking horse."

>"Okay then.  Sudo- fuck me."

>You released your man jizz in skynet Fluttershy vibrator.

>Fucking Fluttershy.

 

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>Fluttershy was rummaging into your room, looking for you in your house.

>She was in full rage mode, with wings up in perma-boner position.

"She won't find me here," you mutter as you kick the ladder down and climb up on top of the roof.

>Fluttershy smashes your gundam wings.

>She throws away your chikin wings.

>Demolished your 'WINGS' VCR tape.

>Drank all the red bull.

>And crossed out the wings you drew on all the old pictures of Twilight.

>"I heard your fetish was wings ALL THIS TIME.  Why are you tearing me apart, Anon?"

>More smashing and crashing came from your house as she gutted the house apart.

>"ANON!  I'M SO ANGRY!"

>She smashed through the ceiling, head looking the other way.

>Slowly it turns over, and her eyes locked on to your face.

>"ANON!  ANGRY SEX!  NOW!"

>Her wings were in full display.  Even these inferior specimens gave you a raging boner.

>Stahp, boner.

"Aren't you supposed to do the pegasus mating ritual before you do it with me?"

>She slowly thought about what you said, and her wings started going back to their positions.

>And then went out again.

>She turned and shaked her behind.

>Her hips shaked, and her wings were releasing the odd feather.

>"Twit, twit, twoo.  Twit, twit, twoo."

>She faced you and ruffled her chest tuft to where it was more like a pillow.

>Fluttershy placed her tuft against your head.

>"Twit, twit, twee."

>Rainbow Dash saw this display, and wanted to join in.

>Soon, it became apparent that Rainbow was just following instinct, and wanted to steal you away from her.

>Then the pegasi population came down from the clouds.

>Shit got wierd fast as a thousand pegasi were chirping for your affection.

>You noped out of that place and went to someone more sensible.

>Knocking on the treebary, Twilight's purple coat was enough to calm you down from the sight you just saw.

"Twilight, I'm so glad that to see you.  Everypony here is acting like a birdbrain."

>"Twit, twit, twee."

>Fucking Twilight.

 

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>The phone rings and you pick it up.

"Hello?"

>Heavy breathing came from the other end.

>You heard faint clopping sounds and the breathing came louder.

>Time to hang up, Anon.

"Stupid phone.  Screwing up my masterbating session."

>You go back to pony 4chan and start downloading 'best human pack'

>Aw, shit nigger.  You'ze gonna get to jerk off on some real poon.

>None of that minotaur crap.  Shit gave you a nega boner that made your boner hide in your sack.

>"Oh, Anon.  Try this," they said.

>You download the whole thing and decompress the file.

>What else did you see but 6GB of you.

>Laughter came from your frothing mouth, and the realization sets in that you're all alone.

>But wait, there's more.

>The idiot who took all these pictures were none other than 'NotFluttershai.'

"Flitter."

>Taking your Hermes brand winged boots, and your M.Bison brand levitating platform, you hover over to Flitter's house.

>It's a pretty sad place, what with the only orniment that was there was two lawn gnomes and a trash can.

"Open up.  This is the police."

>"Aw, shit.  It's Anon again."

>She opens the door.

>"Is this about the whole waffle incident?  Because I've already said I was sorry."

>You point at the pictures of you shitting, showering, and shaving.

"What is this?"

>"Do I look like the type of pony that would stalk you?"

>She points at the watermark of three butterflies, rolling her eyes.

>"That's Fluttershy's signature all along."

>Fluttershy was the culprit?  That cute, sweet, innocent mare?

"This must be a mistake."

1/2

 

 

>"Nope.  Let me prove it."

>Flitter went to the trash can, and hauled Fluttershy out with a camera.

>"See?"

>Immediately, she snaps a shot, yelling, "Solar Flare!"

>But Flitter pointed out to the space ahead of her.

>"Shadow Clone!"

>Stormwalker flew in front of Fluttershy as she was escaping, bouncing off of her light frame.

>Fluttershy yelled again, "Pocket Sand!" blinding Stormwalker with sand from her vagina.

>Flitter had enough.  "The Legend of Kage Jump!"

>She must have been scraping the bottom of the special move barrel because it was just a large jump.

>FLUTTERSHY FLED

>You walked home with Flitter and apologized for the mistake.

>"It's ok.  Say, why don't I stay here for a night.  Just so you can get prepped for Fluttershy's antics."

"Sure."

>Later on the night, you did your nightly shaving ritual, keeping an eye on both your night shadow and any sign of Fluttershy.

>It did not go over so well.

>With your face full of torn off napkin squares, you walked back to your bedroom only to see Flitter dressed up in a waffle suit and pouring syrup all over her.

>"You like?"

>Grabbing her, you toss her out.

"Into the trash you go!"

>Fucking Flitter took a 10 point landing into the can, falling down and rolling down a hill into the sunset.

 

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THE DOGE OF EQUESTRIA

 

>You were an influential person in Venice.

>Key word: was.

>The Doge of Venice.

>Some plebs called you the Duke of Venice, but what do they know?

>Instead you're in horseland and a yellow pony is sucking your dick.

"Wow," [spoiler] [/spoiler]>you said, voice dripping with sarcasm.

>You hope to get the message across.

>And yet she continues with this shitty blowjob.

"so nice"

"so gud"

"blowjob levels [spoiler] [/spoiler]>[spoiler] [/spoiler] 9000"

>Fluttershy looked a bit uncomfortable, but continued.

"such class"

"such grace"

"animal, yes.  please rape more."

>"I'm not an animal.  I'm a pony with needs."  She then goes back to work.

"gf material"

"best pony dis year"

>"Stop it.  I-It's my first time.  I can't help it."

"whores envious"

"magic tongue"

"such strong suction"

>Her tears well up and she cries while still sucking your D.

"so lonely"

"so virgin"

>She flies off, ending the unpleasant exchange.

>One of these days, you'll have a suitable escort.

>Until then, you are the doge of Venice.

>And you are not...

>Fucking Fluttershy.