FR- Old Classic (Variation)

>Sick of flutterrape

>Ask Big Mac if he would try some scheme with you.  He agrees

>Fluttershy opens door after hearing knock

>Sees Big Mac in company overalls, nametag and everything

"Howdy there."

"Hi"

>awkward pause

"Mind if I take a look at your plumbing?"

>You peer from the bushes. Now fluttershy will know your pain.

>Demure pone replies

"I don't have any plumbing here, thanks anyways."

"OK then.  See you later"

>facepalm.jpg

>(Big Mac, that is not how flutterrape goes) anon posts to himself in brackets

>Attempt to explain to Big Mac how to flutterrape

 

>Big mac comes over to Fluttershy's with AJ's dog

"Fluttershy, would you take a look at Winona for a second? She looks awfully tired."

>Big mac grins to try to seal the deal

>Winona turns her head constantly, looking at everything and panting.  She fools noone.

>Yellow pony looks at the small canine

"Of course I will."

>Fluttershy takes Winona and shuts the door

>Big Mac stands like an idiot outside.

 

>Anon tries another of his nefarious schemes.

>You, dear anon, are staring at the cottage looking for any sign of rape.  If you had a mustache, you would twirl it.

>Big Mac goes outside with a big smile on his face

"Iah raped her"

>you have an even bigger smile on your face.

"Good. Good.  Now tell me how it went."

>Anon is all hooded, giving off that emperor palpatine vibe

>Big mac tells you how he got in and asked fluttershy if he would make out with her

>describes how he had consensual sex with her

>You press the bridge of your nose, trying to hold back all the stupid that went in your brain.

>(This is going to be a long thread)

 

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>Ask twilight if she would like to participate firsthand in your study of pony lesbians

>For Science

>Twilight complies

>She brings big book of rape

>Goes to fluttershy's door

>You can practically feel the spaghetti as other fags' ships are being sailed

>Twilight stammers, her tail twitches side to side

>Ok, now don't fuck it up purple p0ne

"Oh, hi fluttershy.  Mind if I come in for a friendly visit?"

"sure, twilight"

>Twilight goes in, smiles gently

"Ok fluttershy. I guess it's time to get raped"

>She starts using her horn

>Lifts shy by her tail, who squeaks:

"Are you sure you're doing it right, Twilight?"

>Purplesmart stops to flip through her book

"Well, section four says to use lots of tongue..."

>Flutterrape interrupts

"are you sure that a dildo wouldn't be more awful."

"Yes.  It definitely would.  Do you have any other suggestions?"

>Yellow cocks one of her eyes up, implying

>Anon waits outside, hears nothing.

>Sees twilight walking out the house, looking pleased with herself.

"So, did you do the deed?"

"No, I didn't.  But I learned so much about rape from her!  I want to have someone else to try it on."

>Rape face activate

>BAD END

 

 

>At least you're on the offense now, instead of playing D all the time.

>Rarity will succeed where Twilight failed

>Show her a super special costume that humans sometimes use

>She gets inspired

"Oh, anon.  It's simply DARING!  I must try it!"

>Rarity prepares the materials

>You call fluttershy over to Rarity's

>Anonymously of course.

>Rarity greets her in with an aura reserved for royalty.

"Just stay here Fluttershy, and let me work my magic."

>Yellowshy stays there, because friendship.

>Rarity puts more and more black leather on her

>By the time fluttershy realizes, it's too late.

>Her eyes are covered, her ears and mouth plugged, she is in a complete gimpsuit.

>(I have no mouth and I must scream, YAY)

"Well, I am surprised that you would ask for something like this.  Here's anon now"

"Rarity, you continue to surprise me.  Such craftmanship.  Or shall I say, craft-p0ny-ship"

>You both laugh haughtily, as fluttershy squeaks in protest

"I'll take her home.  It's so tight, and it'll probably take a while to get it off."

"Ta,ta dear.  Have fun."

>Anon smiles, with a grin so wide.

"I will."

>Take fluttershy off to macintosh's cabin, get all the stallions over to relieve their stress

>While they do that, have tea with best p0ne

>(implying)

 

 

>Revenge is so sweet.  Guess you showed her what flutterrape finally means.

>But you're not sitting on your laurels.

"HEY, RAINBOW DASH"

"YEAH, WHAT?"

>She flies down from the heavens with a grace reserved for [spoiler]seagulls[/spoiler]

"What do you want, anon?"

>you playfully smirk

"Wanna play a prank?"

>It took no convincing for RD to allow Twilight to put a spell on her, making her look and sound liek yellowp0ne.

"I'm so shy, I'm kawaii." says rainbow.

>Both of you laugh

"Now go to fluttershy with this double dildo, say you're from the future, and rape her."

"WHAT?"

>The element of loyalty looks pissed.

"That's your prank?  Anon, I know fluttershy is weird, but I'm not doing this."

>Rainbow throws your dildo at your face.

"But I know who will."

>Anon gets a bad feel as he constantly goes throughout equestria

>Hiding from double fluttershys.

 

 

 

>Go to applejack's barn.

>Can't find her, instead see her with the chickens.

"Applejack, I want to...."

"Ahm busy, now anon.  I need to feed all the livestock"

>Bullheaded mare.  Once she gets her mind set on something.

>Wait until she's done, then ask her if she wants to get wasted this evening

>AJ sort of hems and haws

>Imply that it is a drinking challenge

>Her southern honor accepts

>You kind of cheat by stuffing yourself with fried potatoes before the match

>Both of you gets smashed.  Applejack got it worse.

"Well, anon? What do you wanna do now.  STOP SPINNING, ROOM.  I'HM GETTINN DITSSSSY HERE"

>Drunk p0ne is best p0ne.

"I dunnoooo Apples.  Lets give that yeller p0nes some sssssexual healing"

"Sounds like a good one, AAAAAnon."

>AJ stumbles to fluttershy's front door

>She doesn't notice you backing off

"Fluttershay, I need a place to crash.  Grannayh won't accept me back in the house like this."

"Of course Applejack, come on in"

>Anon is out of available p0nes.  He whites out.

1/2

 

>You wake up tomorrow, and you see the darndest thing

>Fluttershy has a horse on her front lawn.  She sings outside with all the birdies.

>Horse doesn't give a fuck though.

>She notices you and shyly rubs one hindleg behind the other.  You go up to fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, I didn't know equestria had horses."

"Well, um.  Don't tell Anon, but um I'm worried about Applejack."

>(It worked! 8============>)  Anon composes himself

"I don't mean to pry, but what happened?"

"Anon, I think she tried to mate with buttercup here."

>Horse whinneys in agreement

"Really, I don't even know how it would even work."

>Anon tries to put on his poker face

>Fluttershy looks up at anon with cute at maximum power

"Oh, and anon?"

"Yes?"

"I left a present tied to your penis. Hope you enjoy it <3"

>Yes, her smile was just like that.

>Yellowshy goes inside and softly closes her door.

>You read the tag on what you just realized is your sticky, traitorous dick.

PROPERTY OF FLUTTERSHY

"NEEEEEEEIGHH", Buttercup agrees.

>Anon throws up from fail and liquor.

FIN

 

 

 

>Time for parties at Sugarcube Corner.  Nope.

>You help Pinkie Pie clean up for the evening

"Pinkie, you know what would be really fun next evening?"

>The bouncy one bounces:

"I don't know Anon, but I'll tell you what I do know.  Whatever it is, it needs sugar, so what we'll need to do is to go at the store real early, so what I'll need is to set my alarm two hours early..."

>(TL;DR)

>You let Pinkie ramble as your mind wanders to how to get back at Fluttershy

>You convince Pinkie Pie to have a sex toy party. She gives a skeptical look.

"I can't do that Anon, this is a kids' show"

>You both laugh at that shit.

"Of course, Anon.  I know some needy ponies who can use a little zest in their lives."

>Pinkie Pie suspects no ill will, so she gives you the invitations

>You may always deliver, but sometimes these things get lost.  It's such a shame.

>Only mellowshy actually shows up for the 'party'.

>Pinkie Pie looks at you and says

"Anon, where is everyp0ny?  I thought you delivered all of these invitations?"

>Fake being all crosseyed

"I just don't know what went wrong."

>Pinkie laughs, and files the question away in her mind.

>Anon explains to Pinkie that he has to go too.

"Okie, dokie, slowpokie.  Fluttershy and I will have tons of fun!"

>Meanwhile, fluttershy sits alone on a chair, her ears drooping, her confidence waning.

>She swishes her tail though.  (Anon,) you say to yourself, (you should keep an eye on her.)

>You shut the door and hide in the bush.

>Feels good man.

1/2

 

>Military binocs are out, and you peer at that window.

>Fluttershy is really getting it on that dildo, and Pinkie is really giving it to her.

>Everything is going as planned.

>You don't know why, but it feels real good.  Too good.

>Grabbing your wood, you try to stop your boner.

>Penis falls off.

>(What the fuck?)

>Clumsily try to put boner back on, and then realize that it's plastic

>Remember the whole 'PROPERTY OF FLUTTERSHY' thing

>clever girl

>Go back inside, knock on door.  Party pink opens the door.

"FLUTTERSHY, I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT GIVE ME BACK MY DICK."

>fluttershy innocently smiles.

"um, anon.  i don't know what you're talking about?"

>Pinkie glares at anon.

>Meanwhile, yellow mouths behind Pinkie's back.

"GOT YOUR NOSE.  BOOP."

>You know that that bad boy between her legs is yours.

>You rage like a 4yr old.

>Pink replies

"Anon, you had your chance.  GTFO newfag."

>Dat reply when she shoves you out the door

>You try EVERYTHING to get back in, but just make like EFG.

>Legs buckle underneath from the pleasure

>End up outside the door curled at the fetal position all night

>Hate.  Hate HATE.  HAAAAAATE FUuuuuCKING FLUTTERSHY.

2/2

 

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>Go to mailbox

>You sift through junk.

>Then you find a pink letter.

>Inside is a letter, which you read:

 

Dear Mr.Anon

 

I Fluttershy, um, have the skills to take care of your cock.  My ability to be extremely cute allows neckbeards to fall in love with me and my feminine gifts; and would desire to come inside.

 

My skills include cooking, cleaning, flying, being really cute, being passive and/or agressive, taking care of animals, distancing myself from PETA, and sucking dicks.

 

Weeaboos and furries have been highly attracted to me, and has increased /mlp/'s demographic by at least 30%.  Thus, scientifically proving that I am 10% better of a pegasus than rainbow dash.  I have many times shown my multitasking abilities, as shown by having juiced multiple penises during both of our rape schemes.

 

Therefore, I should be the one for you to come inside, not rainbow dash.  PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE ANON.  MY DIRTY CUNT ACHES FOR YOUR SEX.

 

My resume and pictures are enclosed in this envelope.  Um, thank you for your time.

 

Kind regards,

Fluttershy

 

>Dump letter in hand

>Find nude photos of fluttershy

>Some tasteful, some erotic, some oh god.

>Lipstick kisses on each of them

>From her lower lips.

>Goddamn it, fluttershy.

 

 

 

 

>As anon:

>Walk the main square

>Cautiously, you notice nop0ny is there

>Then you see it.

>Equine zombies.  They're coming from

>Everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA&feature=list_other&playnext=1&list=AL94UKMTqg-9BlAhk3mI5cGayXrwM4fwR3#t=7m30s

 

The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years

And grizzly ghouls from every tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

 

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

 

>Fluttershy leads them, but wait.

>They're walking in line

>Shuffling in line, in time

>All singing, they rhyme.

 

'Cause of those feeeels, feels all night

And no one's gonna save you from thrillerrapist's eyes

You know it's feeeels, feels all right

You're fighting for your life from Flutter,Fluttershy

 

>Thrillershy stares at your soul

>The abyss stares back

"Do you just realize what you have done, fluttershy?"

>Fluttershy thought she could weaken you with wtf

>Then, stare you into submission

>And now, she looks all innocent

"um, brains?"

"Don't play dumb.  Michael Jackson would be spinning in his grave right now.  You could put him in a turbine, and he would generate enough ELECTRICITY for half of NEW YORK"

>Thrillershy calmly replies

"i'm sorry anon.  i guess we'll go back now."

>All the p0nies go back to normal.

>You swear to god though, that Bonbon muttered

"u mad?"

 

 

 

 

>Day do not pass go, do not collect $200 in equestria

>Yes, you are in a jail.  You can barely see your hand, and the cell is barely bigger than your body.

>Your first thought is to take your spoon, and attempt to dig out of here

>Change your mind when the more you scrape, the damper it gets

>What kind of prison is this?  The walls are pulsating.

>And that smell.  It smells like animals here.

>You assess your situation, and turns out that a giant alien sphincter is blocking your way

>Go up a bit further away from it, and it gets all hilly

>Having no other choice, you start digging there

>The walls throb more and more, dripping with wierd goo

>Then after a while, a giant wave comes over and washes you

>Up, up, out the blockade.

>And into ponyville

>You see this huge giant yellow thing, confirming your repulsion

"ANON, IS GIANTESSES YOUR FETISH?"

"no, it is not fluttershy"

>Freakyshy starts walking to the evergreen forest

>you take 5 baths and some brain bleach

>trying to forget that you was indirectly

>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY

 

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>Fluttershy is talking to rainbow dash

"dashie? i was wondering, um..."

"Yeah, Fluttershy?"

"...why, guys want to come inside you."

"Because I'm totally rad.  Everyone wants some of this."

>Rainbow practically beams

"then how do i become cool like you?"

>RD tells her that confidence is a big part of being cool

>Fluttershy doesn't want to bug rainbow dash any longer, so she goes to ask applejack the secret to her self-confidence.

"Well, ah believe that doing a good job on somethin' that everyone is passionate about is a good start on getting some confidence."

>Fluttershy asks twilight on what everyone should be passionate about

"Knowledge is the most noble of all pursuits, fluttershy."

"how do i get more of it?"

>Twilight goes on long winded explanation

>Fluttershy decides fuck it, and asks rarity where she can get some knowledge

"My dear fluttershy.  All one needs is to listen to the grape vine."

>She looks confused, and nods.

>Asks berry punch how she can speak to the grapes

"I'll only tell you if you get me some antifreeze."

>Fluttershy meets anon

"What are you doing today, my little stalker?  And it'd better not be about rape."

"oh, no anon.  i'm going to get some antifreeze, so i can talk to some grapes to get the knowledge i need to get a passionate job that'll give me the confidence to be cool so i can trick you into coming inside so i can rape you."

>Luckily for fluttershy, anon stared off at the distance starting somewhere between the words 'knowledge' and 'job'

"Ok. Cool story, bro."

>Anon walks away, no fucks given

>Fluttershy mutters to herself

"so chain deals aren't your fetish, anon"

>Crosses off secret list

 

 

P.S.

>Rainbro dash cries silently in the corner

>knowing full well that being cool just ostracized her

>Anon walks in and asks for the daily special

>(implying happy times)

 

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Note to all anons reading pastebin: This was the last post before my 6+ mth haitus.  A flutterhaiku.

 

"Hi, anon" says shy.

"Are you asexual?" "Why?"

>see bolt-cutters, run

 

"Castration fetish?"

replies p0ne. "Nope, now go home"

>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY