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>Day the timer in my game broke, so I don't fucking know in Equestria
>Shamble out of bed
>Boner in stealth mode
>Eating shredded wheat
>God you miss bacon
>Knock, Knock
>Must be flutterrape again.
...
...
>Stand there like a RPG character, unable to speak.
>Do I have to do this?
>Let's get this over with
>Open door
>You shield your arms when a random battle appears
Wild fluttershy appeared!
Go! ANON!
FIGHT BAG POKEMON RUN
RUN
Can't escape!
FIGHT
FOCUS ENERGY HARDEN HARDEN HARDEN
...
...
>fuck me.
>ok, gotta think.
BAG
STRAIGHTJACKET
Um, Is your arms being bound up your fetish, anon?
>No fluttershy. IT IS NOT! you want to scream. instead of that
...
...
>facepalm.jpg
>You resolve to kill all silent protagonists when this is done.
POKEMON
PUMBLOOM LV.7
ANON, that's enough! Come back!
Go! PUMBLOOM!
Foe FLUTTERSHY used WING ATTACK!
PUMBLOOM fainted!
GO! ANON!
>Of course flutternutter is LV.100. must be using a game genie, the cheating bitch.
POKEMON
SUMMARY
>looks at abilities
STEALTH BONER
>seemslegit.jpg
>If a bellsrout can use its body like a lightning rod in the cartoon show, then this will make just as much sense.
ANON used FOCUS ENERGY!
ANON is getting pumped!
FLUTTERSHY comes over to your dick!
FLUTTERSHY's DEFENSE greatly fell!
ANON used HARDEN!
>pic related
It's super effective!
>Total.
>Knock.
>Out.
Foe FLUTTERSHY fainted!
ANON gained 2314 internets!
>You feel somewhat manly until you realize [spoiler]that you punched out a pastel cartoon horse with your boner[/spoiler].
...
...
>Your dad would be proud.
>You resolve to go to Zecora later to get that throat looked after, but at least you're
>Not fucking fluttershy
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>Wiggle jiggle, Yellow middle
>Speaking of yellow, staying in bed today
>Not in the fucking mood
>Especially since you still have no bacon, ever.
>You smell some coffee though
>The sweet, savory aroma gives you strength
>You hear the toaster pop.
>Fine.
>You open the bedroom door, expecting one of the mane6.
>Boner. Wat R U Doin. Boner. Stahp.
>Give up.
>Your body is ready.
>Instead, you're finding yourself in the midst of fluttershy laying eggs.
>Wait
Wat?
>Yellowshy is trying to do a magic trick with her marehood
>With eggs.
>Boner has gone to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
>You see, normal showgirls wouldn't be laying eggs on one of your freshly washed bowls.
No fluttershy. I do not have a fetish with Scootaloo.
>Fluttershy looks confused
*pause*
Anon, do you have a fetish for egg laying?
No.
What about magic tricks?
>She squeezes out an egg at you
Ooops. Sorry about that.
>Lol. You just got egg on your face.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw
>You throw her out like THAT.
>Fucking yellow all over my bowl.
>Not fucking fluttershy
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>Afternoon of the rolling rocks in Equestria
>Watching the indy 500 on TV
>Eating pork rinds
>Good enough.
>You hear a rap tap tap on your front door
>Please don't be fluttershy. Please don't be fluttershy.
>It's not fluttershy.
>It's daring do.
>Must be rainbow in disguise.
So, rainbow dash? I guess that means it's time for me to come inside.
That makes no sense. RD should be coming inside.
>You hear this in yellow middle's voice
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
>Yellow winces.
Get out of here yellowshy. I was already disappointed with tara. I don't need two cosplay fails today.
>Fluttershy looks disappointed, then procures a whip, and twirls the end, binding both of my arms
>Picks me up. Dat look. Pic related.
You can't do this to me fluttershy, I'm a HUMAN.
>Just stop and think. How will the great and mighty anon get out of this?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF DARING DO AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ANON.
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>Day 29 in Equestria
>For some reason, you feel a bit stressed
>You busily tidy up
>Who am I kidding. I'm a fat neckbeard. Tidying up means cracking out the febreeze, and removing any rotten veggies.
>And by veggies, I mean bacon.
DING DONG
>Fries are done. You smirk.
Yes, fluttershy.
>You told fluttershy to use the bell, when everyp0ny just knocks.
>Ponies don't have doorbells. Silly anon.
>And you can just shut up anon.
>I pull myself together.
>OPEN the door
>I don't know how to do that.
>OPEN door
>you see a fluttershy in a space suit.
Anon, I need to go back to Hocatate.
>Wherever that is.
But first, you're coming with ME.
>CLOSE the door
>I don't know how to do that.
>FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>she throws these weird things at you and you realize
>they are pikmans. they are all the pikmans
AAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHH
>STOP
>DROP
>and ROLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4-0iIcQZE#t=19s
>your reward is seeing little pikmin ghoasts around you
NO! Not the pikmin, anon!
Yeah, they're real cute, even when they die. Leave before I see if you're the same too.
Did... Did you just call me cute, anon?
Just GO!
>SLAM door
>I don't know how to do that.
>CLOSE door
>fucking door
>and fucking text parser. I am
>Not fucking fluttershy!
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>Day oxyclean in equestria
>Wake up from dream where I was fucking fluttershy sans rape
>Keep it to myself because of other anons
>Get out of bed and turn on tv
>Eating a BLT when I see an infomercial on TV
>REMEMBER BILLY MAYS
>cry manly tear
>see vince offer
>Try to change the channel when I realize that there are no batteries in the remote
>Guess I'm stuck here watching scout here trying to outdo BILLY MAYS
>When I see someone else TRYING TO GO ON CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>someone? I should say somep0ny.
HI, FLUTTER SHY HERE
>oh god
HAVING TO MAKE DO WITH JACKING OFF?
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX, BUT YOU GOT NO PECS?
>looks like she's falling back on iron will's training again
THEN HAVE SEX WITH A REAL LIVE PONY!
>fluttershy waves her plot onscreen
>screen wipe
1/4
WHY BOTHER WITH THE HASSLE OF CHEAP PORN VIDEOS?
YOUR CABINET FULL OF FLESHLIGHTS? DON'T NEED 'EM
>she swipes her hoof wiping the table clean
>sending fleshlights at the camera, hitting the cameraman
ummm, sorry
TIRED OF STICKY DICKS? LET FUTTERSHY CLEAN IT FOR YOU WITH HER PATENTED VACUMN ACTION! LETS SEE THAT ON SCREEN.
>screen wipe
2/4
>you see shaky cam with fluttershy and a dick in shady lighting
ummm
>it cuts to yellowbelly coughing
koff koff
FLUTTERSHY COMPLIES TO ANY AND ALL FETISHES INCLUDING
BONDAGE
ROLEPLAY
LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR
>you see fluttercry snatched up by a tentacle
eeeeeek
>another screen wipe
3/4
FLUTTERSHY IS ECONOMICAL TOO,
SHE WILL SAVE YOU HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON TISSUES!
AND FLUTTERSHY'S ALL YOURS FOR $19.99
>she's in full temptress mode, waving her plot
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE, GET RAPED BY ME AND YOU GET RAPED AGAIN! WHAT GREAT VALUE! just pay shipping and handling.
>well flutters, that ship has long sailed. you shut off the tv.
>you hear a doorbell
>open the door
>there's bananapone outside
HI, FLUTTER SHY HERE
Fluttershy, I don't have a fetish for Billy Mares wannabes
BUT I CAN OFFER YOU A FREE TRIAL VERSION
no, just no. If I do that, you'll just rape me, like what you said at the end of the video.
well anon, I didn't have the money for any retakes...
get out
>slam the door
>say a silent prayer to THE BIG GUY apologizing for FS
>wondering how she dared to ask you to pay for the privilege of
>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
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>Yet another day inside the house eating raw cookie dough and bacon bits
>Not together of course, you're not an animal
>Nighttime appears
>Go to bed
>You dream of hammers and saws making a bunny shaped construct
>Day of Jim Carrey in Equestria
>You find that Angel is on your chest, staring disapprovingly
Time to wake up sleepyhead
>You get out of bed only to see a large screen tv
>The wakeup call came from a large Twilight on screen.
>She looks a bit
>off.
>You're still too groggy to care though
Now, today is a very special day, so we must all look our best for our benefactor and wear this
>Your drawer pops open automatically, with a clean suit on and a clean green mask
>Essentially normal wear.
>You stuff an item in your pocket, just in case.
>You go outside, seeing rarity
Hello there anon, I take it the bacon bits left you a bit tired?
Huh?
Nevermind anon. Just follow me. Our benefactor is waiting.
>Rarity's mane not only lacks the elegance it usually has, her voice is somewhat different too.
>You walk out into the grounds, and notice that everything in Ponyville is
>wrong.
1/?
>You look at the scenery while rarity invites you further
>Sugarcube Corner still looks the same, but it looks a bit barren
>You pass Rarity's Boutique, same thing. It lacks a bit of hustle.
Anon, just allow me to obtain something. Stay outside please.
>When rarity leaves, you look at a window.
>There's no crafts lying outside their drawers
>Rarity keeps semi clean, but she still tends to leave her fabrics and tools out for easy use
>-Anon, I have to say it, this house looks fucking sterile.
>-Anon, ur a faget
>-IT'S A PUMBLOOM!
>Not now guize.
Are you ready, Anon?
>Double take
Oh. Sorry rarity. I really like how clean you've kept this place
>She looks at you in between the strands of her hair, her head bowed down
Thanks.
>You both walk through the town square
>You hear something in the distance
Nice TV. Wait, we have a TV now?
Yes, Anon. Our administrators have created our own TVs via magic.
>TV cuts to Pinkie Pie
And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Ponyville. It's safer here.
>She sort of looks a bit pinkiamena-ish
>TV then cuts to that goddamn fluttershy infomercial on the big screen. Shudder.
>block and ignore
>We walk off to the schoolhouse, and enter inside
Anon, wait here. AND whatever you do, don't go wandering anywheres.
>Wait until rarity leaves, then follow the first video game rule
>-Rebel! Rebel!
>-USE crowbar ON rarity
>Nope. When they say to not explore something, it's a fucking open invitation
2/?
>You notice the silhouettes of two rearing foals at the school, wishing your school had this
>You walk outside the schoolhouse, wondering how oblivious p0nes are
>It's part of their charm though.
>Head back to the town square. It's more risky, but offers more chances to know what the hay is going on.
>You blend in as much as an anon can, when you see Pinkie Pie
>But her hair, it looks just like fluttershy's
>You decide to follow her
Anon, you can't hide from me
>It's a yellow pone, with three butterflies as a cutie mark
Anon, look! Bacon!
>Her ears droop at the thought of it
Fluttershy, what is this?
Anon, do you have a fetish for Orwellian Governments? Do you want to liberate yourself from absolute control by having sex?
You didn't brainwash everyone here, did you? DID YOU?
No, anon. I would never do that to my friends.
Then how does this work?
That's a surprise. Do you like mystery in your sex anon? Is it your...
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!
>You are mixed up in so much cuteness and anger, you almost had a heart attack.
>-USE crowbar ON fluttershy
>great idea, anon
>-no prob, anon
>you whip out your crowbar and hopefully beat the truth out of her
You wouldn't hit a pony, would you?
>puts on full cute face. she looks so shy, it's so MOE!
>but you are the internet hate machine, so you half heartedly swing your crowbar
>and get kicked in the chest
OOOOOOOF!
don't make me break the merchandise, anon. I wasn't even using 50% of my real strength there.
>-implying that p0nes are twice as strong as humans
>-implying that fluttershy is best shonen villain
>-implying
>you man up and start running away, knowing full well that fluttershy was just toying with you
3/?
Anons, at least let me finish my story before letting this thread die. I'll wrap it up tonight. I haven't been here for the very beginning, so I haven't seen what the best of fetishshy/flutterrape threads can do. I'm doing the best I can, and probably failing. Still Flutter Rape Nostalgia Fag, I don't think this is the end for flutterrape threads, just that the main tripfags are probably going to self impose a vacation of sorts. Until then, you'll see more threads like this, and if it bugs you, just ignore it.
>After bravely running away, you decide to start snooping smarter
>But after looking inside Fluttershy's cottage, you don't see anything
>But you notice a distinct lack of animals, no birds singing, no fish swimming, no bears or anything
>And the evergreen forest, which is usually nearby, is gone.
>Very unusual, you think to yourself. You file away that thought for a while.
>You're in full detective mode.
>You feel like the goddamn batman, if it weren't for the fact that fluttershy left two hoof sized bruises on your chest
>Which makes it look like you have saggy boobs. Lol.
4/8
>You walk to ponyville's clock tower seeing four marks seperating the times.
>Mayor mare feels the need to change the marks every so often, without knowing why. That is not what draws you.
>What does is the fact that the tower stretches much higher, the clock portion almost reaching the clouds, and the tip piercing above them
What the hell did that crazy pone did to this place
>Decide to leave ponyville
>Get zapped by neurochip
Don't forget you're here forever!
>Fucking propaganda pie speaking in your mind. Speaking of, you hear more of her on TV as you decide to eat at Sugarcube Corner
If you see this so-called Green Man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished.
>The One Green Man? Seriously?
>You sneak by all the pones there, but brush against Lyra
Ooops. Sorry.
>You notice light blue paint on your suit, then realize that [spoiler]her cutie mark is actually a hourglass.[/spoiler]
>You 'accidentally' brush against more pones and realize [spoiler]they're all fake. You recognize noone. It's all fucking gone to shit.[/spoiler]
>Even the cupcakes taste like shit.
>With your trusty crowbar, you make for the tower. Sneak around like a spy and stuff.
>And it takes 5 seconds for you to get caught. Shit.
5/8
>Guardpones take you to fluttershy's chamber
Anon:What the hell is this? What did you do with Ponyville?
Fluttershy:This is just a fake, an extra. Ponyville is perfectly safe. I am the element of kindness, aren't I?
You haven't been eating any bacon since yesterday morning, anon. You've been eating bacon bits. And just now you've realized that this place is not the ponyville you know of.
A:You. You drugged my bacon! I will never forgive you, fluttershy! >I say this in typical shonen style
>Yellowfag just has this big rape smile. Bitch has a plan, and both you and she knows you know it.
FS:I've tried everything anon.
I've tried fetishes.
I've tried out and out raping you.
And I'm tired of waiting for half life 3.
A:You don't play games, fluttershy!
>Fluttershy turns away from you, her tail swishing from side to side.
FS:No, but I know of... games. It's a side effect from one of my latest... experiments.
I can see that I can't have you anon because we're different. You speak of the wierdest things, and I have no insight whatsoever. But that ends today.
6/8
>I'm fucking confused as Flutterpone stays in full rant mode
FS:That's right anon, you've been my bitch for the last month. I've been watching you the whole time. raping you. taking samples from you.
>she smiles as you realize the nature of her taking her 'samples'
FS:You know, I've never been able to get near stallions.
And with the other anons, it always involved spaghetti and nootella, so I couldn't get a pure sample.
But you're different. You're a newfag.
A:How in the hell do you know of faggotry?
>Buttershy continues
FS:With all the money I got from those infomercials, I could do just about anything.
>Fluttershy walks into a chamber in the corner
>You see lights blinking, lazers going off. Octarine spills off the walls, and all the emeters goes off the charts.
But love does something to you, anon. It changes you.
>Fluttershy goes out of the chamber, and when you see it
>You shit bricks
6.5/8
>You could at least say this. She was still hot.
>But instead of hooves, it's shoes. And instead of fur, she's covered in a suit. With a green mask on her face. Giant boobs and modest wings complement her skinny frame.
>onlythedeadcanknowpeacefromthisevil.jpg
>Maybe, not hot you realize. Needs hooves. Can't fap anymore without hooves.
>-You're going to LOVE ME!!!
A: No. It can't be.
>-What's the matter, anon? Oh, wait. I'm an anon too. We can be anon together.
A: THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS FLUTTERFREAK! NO. FAIL.
>You struggle against the iron body like cage fruitlessly while fluttershy posts
>-Guize, it's caterday. Post moar cats.
>-It's not caterday, anon. GTFO
>A devilish plan comes in your head. You realize that this will not be gentle, or nice. But necessary.
>You realize from her speech that she's now in /b/, not /mlp/
A: Hey, flutternuts.
FS: Yes, anon?
A: You want to be with all the anons? You want all the internets and all the win?
FS: Of course, anon.
>She may be anon, but she's still a p0ne.
>And p0nes are so guillible
A: Mods are asleep, post ponies.
FS: Thanks anon, you're so kind
7/8
>She post ponies, and gets deleted.
FS: I'm not sure I'm doing this right...
A: Change your proxy and try again.
FS: Ok. I'm behind seven proxies, so I'll just add another.
>She is learning. This has to end NOW.
>She post ponies, and the mods are asleep this time
>Thread gets to decent length on /b/ before it shuts down, and a few /b/tards get angry
>and they start raiding /mlp/
FS: Well, I guess that's it. I'll have to post elsewhere.
A forum for ponies? Wow!
>she posts on the forum
>-Hi everyone, post pics of fluttershy, best pone.
>You may be barred from moving, but noone silences anon.
>-this is now a goatse thread
>and you throw the first stone
FS: It's a spoiler, anon.
A: Yeah, it's a picture of some goats.
>reaction face goes from open mouthed shock, to sadness, to wtf, to fluttercry
FS: What is this? How is this even possible???
>then the /b/tards come and they don't give a fuck. no spoiler, no mercy.
7.5/8
>-more goatse please
>-bros, this is a 2girls1cup thread now
>-niggers
>-OP here, I just want to talk about pones
>-guys, why are you posting in a furry thread?
>-pic related (penis gore)
>-OP here, this is unacceptable
>-OP here, I am a huge [spoilers]nigger[/spoilers]
>-OP is a faggot.
>and the /b/tards came, and went, leaving fluttershy in tears
>her inner hate machine and her kindness fought, but she was weak. she was not legion. she forgave, she forgets
>and anon always delivers
FS: I guess I'll change back now.
A: It's really for the best.
>Fluttershy changes back into the cute, shy little p0ne we all know
>We may have even cured her of her rape fetishes, for a while at least.
FS: I'm so sorry.
>Well, fuck. Guess you've got to play chaotic nice for once I guess.
A: I'll help you find a nice stallion. Maybe someone nice and shy like you.
FS: If it's possible, I'd like to ask you something
>yellowshy blushes
FS: Can I go out with you. I mean, no tricks, just you and me.
A: Of coure, fluttershy.
>you walk off in the distance towards the sun with fluttershy
FS: Anon, can I ask you a question?
A: Sure thing.
FS: Who is your favorite pony?
A: You fluttershy.
And in the end, you were definitely
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
8/8
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>This day I feel like a million bits in Equestria.
>Party favors being passed all around. Expensive ones, because you always deliver
>Twilight gets an encyclopedia, Applejack gets an iphone, and you get pork strips.
>Of all the pones to not show up though,
>I can't believe it's not buttershy. She's up to something
>Pinkie Pie is super stoked about your birthday party
"Hey Anon! Are you having a good time? I HAD to help with hosting your party, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have this!"
>shows her cutie mark
"This is real fucking nice, Pinkie. Usually, I just get some socks for my birthday, so I really appreciate this."
>You're holding your drink like a boss
"Well, just you wait until the after party, where we get totally wasted!"
>pinkie says with a big grin
>Just then the cake gets wheeled out.
>It's one of those traditional cakes too, with the multi layers
>I'll give you one fucking guess what happens
>Fucking fluttershy pops out
"Happy birthday, Mr. Anonymous"
>She tries to sound like Marilyn Monreau but she got real self conscious
>She blushes as she covers her pony cunt with a glob of cake, and pushes it in your face
"Have a bite, Mr. Anonymous"
>Push scardeyshy out of face
"No. Let's play a game though"
>You go off with fluttershy to the side. She happily goes because she thinks she's getting some.
"Let's play a game we can all enjoy, fluttershy"
>You've seen this all before girls and boys
"Are you sure that pinatas are your fetish, anon?"
>Take pinata over, and before having the other pones beat the shit out of her, go into an orgy with the other five pones.
>You hear her muffled crys as she is left to look, but not touch
>Plus, she can't come since you put tabasco souse in her junk
>Happy Fucking Birthday
[spoilers]-------Anons--------[/spoilers]

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>Day the timer in my game broke, so I don't fucking know in Equestria
>Shamble out of bed
>Boner in stealth mode
>Eating shredded wheat
>God you miss bacon
>Knock, Knock
>Must be flutterrape again.
...
...
>Stand there like a RPG character, unable to speak.
>Do I have to do this?
>Let's get this over with
>Open door
>You shield your arms when a random battle appears
Wild fluttershy appeared!
Go! ANON!
FIGHT BAG POKEMON RUN
RUN
Can't escape!
FIGHT
FOCUS ENERGY HARDEN HARDEN HARDEN
...
...
>fuck me.
>ok, gotta think.
BAG
STRAIGHTJACKET
Um, Is your arms being bound up your fetish, anon?
>No fluttershy.  IT IS NOT! you want to scream.  instead of that
...
...
>facepalm.jpg
>You resolve to kill all silent protagonists when this is done.
POKEMON
PUMBLOOM LV.7
ANON, that's enough! Come back!
Go! PUMBLOOM!
Foe FLUTTERSHY used WING ATTACK!
PUMBLOOM fainted!
GO! ANON!
>Of course flutternutter is LV.100.  must be using a game genie, the cheating bitch.
POKEMON
SUMMARY
>looks at abilities
STEALTH BONER
>seemslegit.jpg
>If a bellsrout can use its body like a lightning rod in the cartoon show, then this will make just as much sense.
ANON used FOCUS ENERGY!
ANON is getting pumped!
FLUTTERSHY comes over to your dick!
FLUTTERSHY's DEFENSE greatly fell!
ANON used HARDEN!
>pic related
It's super effective!
>Total.
>Knock.
>Out.
Foe FLUTTERSHY fainted!
ANON gained 2314 internets!
>You feel somewhat manly until you realize [spoiler]that you punched out a pastel cartoon horse with your boner[/spoiler].
...
...
>Your dad would be proud.
>You resolve to go to Zecora later to get that throat looked after, but at least you're
>Not fucking fluttershy

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>Wiggle jiggle, Yellow middle
>Speaking of yellow, staying in bed today
>Not in the fucking mood
>Especially since you still have no bacon, ever.
>You smell some coffee though
>The sweet, savory aroma gives you strength
>You hear the toaster pop.
>Fine.
>You open the bedroom door, expecting one of the mane6.
>Boner. Wat R U Doin. Boner. Stahp.
>Give up.
>Your body is ready.
>Instead, you're finding yourself in the midst of fluttershy laying eggs.
>Wait
Wat?
>Yellowshy is trying to do a magic trick with her marehood
>With eggs.
>Boner has gone to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
>You see, normal showgirls wouldn't be laying eggs on one of your freshly washed bowls.
No fluttershy.  I do not have a fetish with Scootaloo.
>Fluttershy looks confused
*pause*
Anon, do you have a fetish for egg laying?
No.
What about magic tricks?
>She squeezes out an egg at you
Ooops.  Sorry about that.
>Lol.  You just got egg on your face.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw
>You throw her out like THAT.
>Fucking yellow all over my bowl.
>Not fucking fluttershy

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>Afternoon of the rolling rocks in Equestria
>Watching the indy 500 on TV
>Eating pork rinds
>Good enough.
>You hear a rap tap tap on your front door
>Please don't be fluttershy.  Please don't be fluttershy.
>It's not fluttershy.
>It's daring do.
>Must be rainbow in disguise.
So, rainbow dash?  I guess that means it's time for me to come inside.
That makes no sense.  RD should be coming inside.
>You hear this in yellow middle's voice
NOPE.  NOPE.  NOPE.
>Yellow winces.
Get out of here yellowshy.  I was already disappointed with tara. I don't need two cosplay fails today.
>Fluttershy looks disappointed, then procures a whip, and twirls the end, binding both of my arms
>Picks me up. Dat look. Pic related.
You can't do this to me fluttershy, I'm a HUMAN.
>Just stop and think.  How will the great and mighty anon get out of this?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF DARING DO AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ANON.

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>Day 29 in Equestria
>For some reason, you feel a bit stressed
>You busily tidy up
>Who am I kidding.  I'm a fat neckbeard.  Tidying up means cracking out the febreeze, and removing any rotten veggies.
>And by veggies, I mean bacon.
DING DONG
>Fries are done.  You smirk.
Yes, fluttershy.
>You told fluttershy to use the bell, when everyp0ny just knocks.
>Ponies don't have doorbells.  Silly anon.
>And you can just shut up anon.
>I pull myself together.
>OPEN the door
>I don't know how to do that.
>OPEN door
>you see a fluttershy in a space suit.
Anon, I need to go back to Hocatate.
>Wherever that is.
But first, you're coming with ME.
>CLOSE the door
>I don't know how to do that.
>FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>she throws these weird things at you and you realize
>they are pikmans.  they are all the pikmans
AAAAAAAAHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHH
>STOP
>DROP
>and ROLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak4-0iIcQZE#t=19s
>your reward is seeing little pikmin ghoasts around you
NO! Not the pikmin, anon!
Yeah, they're real cute, even when they die.  Leave before I see if you're the same too.
Did... Did you just call me cute, anon?
Just GO!
>SLAM door
>I don't know how to do that.
>CLOSE door
>fucking door
>and fucking text parser.  I am
>Not fucking fluttershy!

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>Day oxyclean in equestria
>Wake up from dream where I was fucking fluttershy sans rape
>Keep it to myself because of other anons
>Get out of bed and turn on tv
>Eating a BLT when I see an infomercial on TV
>REMEMBER BILLY MAYS
>cry manly tear
>see vince offer
>Try to change the channel when I realize that there are no batteries in the remote
>Guess I'm stuck here watching scout here trying to outdo BILLY MAYS
>When I see someone else TRYING TO GO ON CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
>someone?  I should say somep0ny.
HI, FLUTTER SHY HERE
>oh god
HAVING TO MAKE DO WITH JACKING OFF?
DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX, BUT YOU GOT NO PECS?
>looks like she's falling back on iron will's training again
THEN HAVE SEX WITH A REAL LIVE PONY!
>fluttershy waves her plot onscreen
>screen wipe
1/4


WHY BOTHER WITH THE HASSLE OF CHEAP PORN VIDEOS?
YOUR CABINET FULL OF FLESHLIGHTS? DON'T NEED 'EM
>she swipes her hoof wiping the table clean
>sending fleshlights at the camera, hitting the cameraman
ummm, sorry
TIRED OF STICKY DICKS? LET FUTTERSHY CLEAN IT FOR YOU WITH HER PATENTED VACUMN ACTION!  LETS SEE THAT ON SCREEN.
>screen wipe
2/4


>you see shaky cam with fluttershy and a dick in shady lighting
ummm
>it cuts to yellowbelly coughing
koff koff
FLUTTERSHY COMPLIES TO ANY AND ALL FETISHES INCLUDING
BONDAGE
ROLEPLAY
LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR
>you see fluttercry snatched up by a tentacle
eeeeeek
>another screen wipe
3/4


FLUTTERSHY IS ECONOMICAL TOO,
SHE WILL SAVE YOU HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS ON TISSUES!
AND FLUTTERSHY'S ALL YOURS FOR $19.99
>she's in full temptress mode, waving her plot
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE, GET RAPED BY ME AND YOU GET RAPED AGAIN! WHAT GREAT VALUE! just pay shipping and handling.
>well flutters, that ship has long sailed.  you shut off the tv.
>you hear a doorbell
>open the door
>there's bananapone outside
HI, FLUTTER SHY HERE
Fluttershy, I don't have a fetish for Billy Mares wannabes
BUT I CAN OFFER YOU A FREE TRIAL VERSION
no, just no.  If I do that, you'll just rape me, like what you said at the end of the video.
well anon, I didn't have the money for any retakes...
get out
>slam the door
>say a silent prayer to THE BIG GUY apologizing for FS
>wondering how she dared to ask you to pay for the privilege of
>FUCKING FLUTTERSHY

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>Yet another day inside the house eating raw cookie dough and bacon bits
>Not together of course, you're not an animal
>Nighttime appears
>Go to bed
>You dream of hammers and saws making a bunny shaped construct
>Day of Jim Carrey in Equestria
>You find that Angel is on your chest, staring disapprovingly
Time to wake up sleepyhead
>You get out of bed only to see a large screen tv
>The wakeup call came from a large Twilight on screen.
>She looks a bit
>off.
>You're still too groggy to care though
Now, today is a very special day, so we must all look our best for our benefactor and wear this
>Your drawer pops open automatically, with a clean suit on and a clean green mask
>Essentially normal wear.
>You stuff an item in your pocket, just in case.
>You go outside, seeing rarity
Hello there anon, I take it the bacon bits left you a bit tired?
Huh?
Nevermind anon.  Just follow me.  Our benefactor is waiting.
>Rarity's mane not only lacks the elegance it usually has, her voice is somewhat different too.
>You walk out into the grounds, and notice that everything in Ponyville is
>wrong.
1/?


>You look at the scenery while rarity invites you further
>Sugarcube Corner still looks the same, but it looks a bit barren
>You pass Rarity's Boutique, same thing.  It lacks a bit of hustle.
Anon, just allow me to obtain something.  Stay outside please.
>When rarity leaves, you look at a window.
>There's no crafts lying outside their drawers
>Rarity keeps semi clean, but she still tends to leave her fabrics and tools out for easy use
>-Anon, I have to say it, this house looks fucking sterile.
>-Anon, ur a faget
>-IT'S A PUMBLOOM!
>Not now guize.
Are you ready, Anon?
>Double take
Oh.  Sorry rarity.  I really like how clean you've kept this place
>She looks at you in between the strands of her hair, her head bowed down
Thanks.
>You both walk through the town square
>You hear something in the distance
Nice TV.  Wait, we have a TV now?
Yes, Anon. Our administrators have created our own TVs via magic.
>TV cuts to Pinkie Pie
And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through to parts unknown, welcome, to Ponyville. It's safer here.
>She sort of looks a bit pinkiamena-ish
>TV then cuts to that goddamn fluttershy infomercial on the big screen.  Shudder.
>block and ignore
>We walk off to the schoolhouse, and enter inside
Anon, wait here. AND whatever you do, don't go wandering anywheres.
>Wait until rarity leaves, then follow the first video game rule
>-Rebel! Rebel!
>-USE crowbar ON rarity
>Nope. When they say to not explore something, it's a fucking open invitation
2/?


>You notice the silhouettes of two rearing foals at the school, wishing your school had this
>You walk outside the schoolhouse, wondering how oblivious p0nes are
>It's part of their charm though.
>Head back to the town square.  It's more risky, but offers more chances to know what the hay is going on.
>You blend in as much as an anon can, when you see Pinkie Pie
>But her hair, it looks just like fluttershy's
>You decide to follow her
Anon, you can't hide from me
>It's a yellow pone, with three butterflies as a cutie mark
Anon, look!  Bacon!
>Her ears droop at the thought of it
Fluttershy, what is this?
Anon, do you have a fetish for Orwellian Governments?  Do you want to liberate yourself from absolute control by having sex?
You didn't brainwash everyone here, did you?  DID YOU?
No, anon.  I would never do that to my friends.
Then how does this work?
That's a surprise.  Do you like mystery in your sex anon?  Is it your...
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG!
>You are mixed up in so much cuteness and anger, you almost had a heart attack.
>-USE crowbar ON fluttershy
>great idea, anon
>-no prob, anon
>you whip out your crowbar and hopefully beat the truth out of her
You wouldn't hit a pony, would you?
>puts on full cute face.  she looks so shy, it's so MOE!
>but you are the internet hate machine, so you half heartedly swing your crowbar
>and get kicked in the chest
OOOOOOOF!
don't make me break the merchandise, anon.  I wasn't even using 50% of my real strength there.
>-implying that p0nes are twice as strong as humans
>-implying that fluttershy is best shonen villain
>-implying
>you man up and start running away, knowing full well that fluttershy was just toying with you
3/?


Anons, at least let me finish my story before letting this thread die.  I'll wrap it up tonight.  I haven't been here for the very beginning, so I haven't seen what the best of fetishshy/flutterrape threads can do.  I'm doing the best I can, and probably failing.  Still  Flutter Rape Nostalgia Fag, I don't think this is the end for flutterrape threads, just that the main tripfags are probably going to self impose a vacation of sorts.  Until then, you'll see more threads like this, and if it bugs you, just ignore it.

>After bravely running away, you decide to start snooping smarter
>But after looking inside Fluttershy's cottage, you don't see anything
>But you notice a distinct lack of animals, no birds singing, no fish swimming, no bears or anything
>And the evergreen forest, which is usually nearby, is gone.
>Very unusual, you think to yourself.  You file away that thought for a while.
>You're in full detective mode.
>You feel like the goddamn batman, if it weren't for the fact that fluttershy left two hoof sized bruises on your chest
>Which makes it look like you have saggy boobs. Lol.
4/8


>You walk to ponyville's clock tower seeing four marks seperating the times.
>Mayor mare feels the need to change the marks every so often, without knowing why.  That is not what draws you.
>What does is the fact that the tower stretches much higher, the clock portion almost reaching the clouds, and the tip piercing above them
What the hell did that crazy pone did to this place
>Decide to leave ponyville
>Get zapped by neurochip
Don't forget you're here forever!
>Fucking propaganda pie speaking in your mind.  Speaking of, you hear more of her on TV as you decide to eat at Sugarcube Corner
If you see this so-called Green Man, report him. Civic deeds do not go unrewarded. And contrariwise, complicity with his cause will not go unpunished.
>The One Green Man?  Seriously?
>You sneak by all the pones there, but brush against Lyra
Ooops.  Sorry.
>You notice light blue paint on your suit, then realize that [spoiler]her cutie mark is actually a hourglass.[/spoiler]
>You 'accidentally' brush against more pones and realize [spoiler]they're all fake.  You recognize noone.  It's all fucking gone to shit.[/spoiler]
>Even the cupcakes taste like shit.
>With your trusty crowbar, you make for the tower.  Sneak around like a spy and stuff.
>And it takes 5 seconds for you to get caught.  Shit.
5/8


>Guardpones take you to fluttershy's chamber
Anon:What the hell is this?  What did you do with Ponyville?
Fluttershy:This is just a fake, an extra.  Ponyville is perfectly safe.  I am the element of kindness, aren't I?
You haven't been eating any bacon since yesterday morning, anon.  You've been eating bacon bits.  And just now you've realized that this place is not the ponyville you know of.
A:You.  You drugged my bacon!  I will never forgive you, fluttershy!  >I say this in typical shonen style
>Yellowfag just has this big rape smile.  Bitch has a plan, and both you and she knows you know it.
FS:I've tried everything anon.
I've tried fetishes.
I've tried out and out raping you.
And I'm tired of waiting for half life 3.
A:You don't play games, fluttershy!
>Fluttershy turns away from you, her tail swishing from side to side.
FS:No, but I know of... games.  It's a side effect from one of my latest... experiments.
I can see that I can't have you anon because we're different.  You speak of the wierdest things, and I have no insight whatsoever.  But that ends today.
6/8


>I'm fucking confused as Flutterpone stays in full rant mode
FS:That's right anon, you've been my bitch for the last month.  I've been watching you the whole time.  raping you.  taking samples from you.
>she smiles as you realize the nature of her taking her 'samples'
FS:You know, I've never been able to get near stallions.
And with the other anons, it always involved spaghetti and nootella, so I couldn't get a pure sample.
But you're different.  You're a newfag.
A:How in the hell do you know of faggotry?
>Buttershy continues
FS:With all the money I got from those infomercials, I could do just about anything.
>Fluttershy walks into a chamber in the corner
>You see lights blinking, lazers going off.  Octarine spills off the walls, and all the emeters goes off the charts.
But love does something to you, anon.  It changes you.
>Fluttershy goes out of the chamber, and when you see it
>You shit bricks
6.5/8


>You could at least say this.  She was still hot.
>But instead of hooves, it's shoes.  And instead of fur, she's covered in a suit.  With a green mask on her face.  Giant boobs and modest wings complement her skinny frame.
>onlythedeadcanknowpeacefromthisevil.jpg
>Maybe, not hot you realize.  Needs hooves.  Can't fap anymore without hooves.
>-You're going to LOVE ME!!!
A: No.  It can't be.
>-What's the matter, anon?  Oh, wait.  I'm an anon too.  We can be anon together.
A: THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS FLUTTERFREAK!  NO.  FAIL.
>You struggle against the iron body like cage fruitlessly while fluttershy posts
>-Guize, it's caterday.  Post moar cats.
>-It's not caterday, anon.  GTFO
>A devilish plan comes in your head.  You realize that this will not be gentle, or nice.  But necessary.
>You realize from her speech that she's now in /b/, not /mlp/
A: Hey, flutternuts.
FS: Yes, anon?
A: You want to be with all the anons?  You want all the internets and all the win?
FS: Of course, anon.
>She may be anon, but she's still a p0ne.
>And p0nes are so guillible
A: Mods are asleep, post ponies.
FS: Thanks anon, you're so kind
7/8



>She post ponies, and gets deleted.
FS: I'm not sure I'm doing this right...
A: Change your proxy and try again.
FS: Ok.  I'm behind seven proxies, so I'll just add another.
>She is learning.  This has to end NOW.
>She post ponies, and the mods are asleep this time
>Thread gets to decent length on /b/ before it shuts down, and a few /b/tards get angry
>and they start raiding /mlp/
FS: Well, I guess that's it.  I'll have to post elsewhere.
A forum for ponies?  Wow!
>she posts on the forum
>-Hi everyone, post pics of fluttershy, best pone.
>You may be barred from moving, but noone silences anon.
>-this is now a goatse thread
>and you throw the first stone
FS: It's a spoiler, anon.
A: Yeah, it's a picture of some goats.
>reaction face goes from open mouthed shock, to sadness, to wtf, to fluttercry
FS: What is this?  How is this even possible???
>then the /b/tards come and they don't give a fuck.  no spoiler, no mercy.
7.5/8


>-more goatse please
>-bros, this is a 2girls1cup thread now
>-niggers
>-OP here, I just want to talk about pones
>-guys, why are you posting in a furry thread?
>-pic related (penis gore)
>-OP here, this is unacceptable
>-OP here, I am a huge [spoilers]nigger[/spoilers]
>-OP is a faggot.
>and the /b/tards came, and went, leaving fluttershy in tears
>her inner hate machine and her kindness fought, but she was weak.  she was not legion.  she forgave, she forgets
>and anon always delivers
FS: I guess I'll change back now.
A: It's really for the best.
>Fluttershy changes back into the cute, shy little p0ne we all know
>We may have even cured her of her rape fetishes, for a while at least.
FS: I'm so sorry.
>Well, fuck.  Guess you've got to play chaotic nice for once I guess.
A: I'll help you find a nice stallion.  Maybe someone nice and shy like you.
FS: If it's possible, I'd like to ask you something
>yellowshy blushes
FS: Can I go out with you.  I mean, no tricks, just you and me.
A: Of coure, fluttershy.
>you walk off in the distance towards the sun with fluttershy
FS: Anon, can I ask you a question?
A: Sure thing.
FS: Who is your favorite pony?
A: You fluttershy.
And in the end, you were definitely
FUCKING FLUTTERSHY
8/8

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>This day I feel like a million bits in Equestria.
>Party favors being passed all around.  Expensive ones, because you always deliver
>Twilight gets an encyclopedia, Applejack gets an iphone, and you get pork strips.
>Of all the pones to not show up though,
>I can't believe it's not buttershy.  She's up to something
>Pinkie Pie is super stoked about your birthday party
"Hey Anon!  Are you having a good time?  I HAD to help with hosting your party, because if I didn't, I wouldn't have this!"
>shows her cutie mark
"This is real fucking nice, Pinkie.  Usually, I just get some socks for my birthday, so I really appreciate this."
>You're holding your drink like a boss
"Well, just you wait until the after party, where we get totally wasted!"
>pinkie says with a big grin
>Just then the cake gets wheeled out.
>It's one of those traditional cakes too, with the multi layers
>I'll give you one fucking guess what happens
>Fucking fluttershy pops out
"Happy birthday, Mr. Anonymous"
>She tries to sound like Marilyn Monreau but she got real self conscious
>She blushes as she covers her pony cunt with a glob of cake, and pushes it in your face
"Have a bite, Mr. Anonymous"
>Push scardeyshy out of face
"No.  Let's play a game though"
>You go off with fluttershy to the side.  She happily goes because she thinks she's getting some.
"Let's play a game we can all enjoy, fluttershy"
>You've seen this all before girls and boys
"Are you sure that pinatas are your fetish, anon?"
>Take pinata over, and before having the other pones beat the shit out of her, go into an orgy with the other five pones.
>You hear her muffled crys as she is left to look, but not touch
>Plus, she can't come since you put tabasco souse in her junk
>Happy Fucking Birthday
[spoilers]-------Anons--------[/spoilers]

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