- >Today was a good day for some McLoving.
- >You put on your best constipation face as the shit in your ass extrudes out like a sausage making machine.
- >Nice long acorn shaped logs. A healthy shit means a healthy Anon.
- >The shower nozzle sprays relaxation, loosening your stiff muscles.
- >The razor glides effortlessly on your skin, shearing any excess stubble.
- >Time for another fucking day.
- >Living the dream.
- >"Oh. Hi Anon."
- "Shut the fuck up. Did I tell you to speak?"
- >She whimpers in sadness.
- >The blue on the bed sheets betrays her true identity.
- "And quit acting so goddamn shy. You're Rainbow Dash, remember?"
- >Fluttershy still looked unsure about that.
- ***
- >You're really having second doubts about this.
- >Anon should like you for who YOU were, not some tomboy.
- >You respect Rainbow, she helped you when you were down.
- >It doesn't change the fact that you both had a problem fully opening up to people.
- >Admittedly, it was nice acting all aggressive. That role-play shit really made you feel nicer. No more bottling in your anger.
- >A tap on the door distracts your thoughts.
- >Anon walks out, and you follow.
- >Oh, and you'd better stick out your chest.
- >No longer are you weak and meek Fluttershy.
- >It's motherfucking Rainbow Dash now flying down the stairs.
- >The world had better watch out!
- 1/?
- >Fully dressed this time, you open the door.
- >Outside was Fluttershy.
- >You facepalm.
- "Hello, Rainbow Dash."
- >Rainbow put on her best shy voice. It still squeaked, and retained a bit of her brashness.
- >"I'm not Rainbow Dash. I'm Fluttershy."
- "Yeah, and I'm Nightmare Moon."
- >Dash poked your gut with a hoof
- >"Yeah, well how about you eat a dick."
- "I already did. It was delicious."
- >That caught Rainbow off guard.
- >You take that time to cunt punt her outside.
- >To think that you once thought Rainbow Dash was attractive.
- "I don't stick my dick in crazy."
- >Ignoring the hypocrisy in that statement, you slam the door.
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash.
- ***
- >Yet another day of having sex with the monkey.
- >His stamina was amazing, but it lacked flare.
- >Namely that hot stallion flare that would make any mare cum.
- >Looking at the mirror, you feel betrayed by your emotions.
- "I guess the grass IS greener on the other side."
- >Sighing, you spy anon looking at you.
- >"Hello, Dashie."
- >His dick was already at full mast.
- >Taking his erect member, you rotate your tongue around.
- >His hotness intensifies.
- >Your eyes stare at him dully.
- >Anon gives no fucks. His eyes roll back in absolute pleasure.
- >You take him to the edge by placing your tongue and pressing it under that one vein under his dick.
- >With that, you can edge him as long as you wanted.
- >And you did, until Anon begged. He pleaded for release.
- >The finish was always the same.
- >1. Lift yourself with wings.
- >2. Level off marehood with his dick.
- >3. Fly back, and enjoy the ride.
- >Anon releases his frustration in your velvety inner chambers.
- >"Oh, god Dashie. You minx."
- >You don't even know what a minx was. Was that an insult?
- >Last time he called you a fox.
- >Was Anon secretly a furry?
- 2/?
- >You are Rainbow Dash.
- >You've had it. Through word of mouth it's well known that now Anon has boned all of your friends.
- >All of your friends except you.
- >You're so goddamn sick of this that you can scream.
- >"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
- >That will do nicely.
- >Luckily, nop0ny was the wiser when you two switched roles.
- >Twilight was so proud of you for being more assertive.
- >It was quite funny when Rarity took your sowing advice.
- >You just told her that she didn't get that this was the future.
- >Applejack didn't suspect a thing. And you kept on bringing rain clouds for when she hedged her bet by having a patch of strawberries.
- >Her secret will be safe with you.
- >Unfortunately, Pinkie Pie knew immediately that something was up.
- >She was totally cool with that though, once you let her in on the joke.
- >Pinkie's starting to get really worried though.
- >At least between the parties.
- >"Dashie, I really don't think this is healthy."
- "Well, it's not like I can do this stuff as Rainbow Dash. It's just not kosher."
- >"Is that another word for cool?"
- "Yeah."
- >Best of all, you can cuddle up and act lovey-dovey with Tank.
- >Once the yellow paint dried, you could snuggle against him in public minutes at a time.
- >Oh, and you're pretty sure that the other animals were having some sort of revolution or somthing back at Fluttershy's.
- >They took care of themselves. Problem solved. yay.
- >Still, there was one last problem.
- >Why doesn't anon like you?
- >He fucked Fluttershy. So it wasn't having wings that turned him off.
- >Maybe it's that. It can't be that. But it must.
- >It has to be.
- 3/?
- >You are really Fluttershy.
- >Another motherbucking day.
- >It's Rainbow Dash time!
- >You and Anon got totally wasted last night.
- >And then you both had burritos for breakfast.
- >Awesome!
- >A fuckton of blue makeup goes on your body for today
- >As a certain someone would say:
- "When you feel super great,
- It's the time to dominate."
- >You're not sure who said it though. Maybe Rainbow Dash?
- >No, silly. You're Rainbow Dash!
- >If so, then why does your voice sounds so girly all the time?
- ***
- >The holy trinity of 3 S's get you through your day
- >Stool, Shear, and Sponge.
- >That's not right.
- >meh.
- >You're really sure that something snapped with Rainbow Dash that one day.
- >That day you were fucking Fluttershy.
- >The day you stopped caring that you were fucking Fluttershy.
- >A familiar knock enters your ears.
- >And now you're pretty sure you've also broken the universe.
- >Rainbow Dash comes on time, dyed as Fluttershy.
- "Hello, Rainbow Dash."
- >Oh, shit. She doesn't like being called that.
- >The pony formally known as Rainbow Dash doesn't get mad.
- >Instead, peering through her pink hair extension, she corrects you.
- >"anon. um. i'm not dashie. it's fluttershy."
- >You're flabbergasted.
- >The transformation is complete.
- >It's official. The entirety of the universe hates your continued existance.
- >"is your fetish a nice pot of chicken soup?"
- >You inhale.
- >It actually smells nice.
- 4/?
- For now on, with the two of them like this:
- Real Fluttershy will be named as Fake!Rainbow
- And Rainbow Dash will be named as Fake!Fluttershy
- ---
- >Fake!Rainbow Dash did a 180 with her cooking. Maybe you should summon Fluttershy though.
- >If she acts like Rainbow now, something good should happen.
- "Rainbow Dash, come out here."
- >"Sure thing, Anon!"
- >Fluttershy, who in all appearances still looks like Rainbow Dash, flies from the living room to the front door.
- >Fake!Rainbow's hair was more straight than normal. She shakes her head like a dog would.
- >Then her hair tussles up to look more like Rainbow's.
- >"Wow Fluttershy! You've really outdone yourself this time!"
- >Did Fluttershy just call Fake!Fluttershy Fluttershy?
- >Wait. Wat?
- >Fluttershy looked just as confused.
- >Fake!Rainbow Dash chugs the whole thing down her throat.
- >Fake!Fluttershy starts to paw the ground.
- >"oh no, dashie. this is just for anon."
- >Fake!Rainbow Dash falls asleep in two seconds flat.
- >It was just you and Fake!Fluttershy.
- >"well, at least she's out of the way!"
- >Fake!Fluttershy grabs your face, covering it like a face hugger.
- >Flying you to the corner of the living room, she knocks the back of your head against something hard.
- 5/?
- >You awaken.
- >Fake!Fluttershy is in tears.
- >As you start to look around, the first thing you notice was that the floor was clouds.
- >"anon, you shouldn't go outside the bed."
- >Rainbow was still using Fluttershy's voice.
- >Looking around, it dawns on you that this is Rainbow's bedroom.
- >But while there were the occasional poster of the Thunderbolts(TM), it was actually much more personal than anticipated.
- >The music hits you first.
- >Some soft, sensual artsy jazz blares through Fake!Fluttershy's boom box.
- >Diagrams of constellations covered the roof.
- >A bookshelf was covered with not only Daring Do, but with more girly stuff, like 'Silent Night and the Sky Dance.'
- >A soft fragrance filled the air. It smelled of sweet, yet tart apples.
- >There was even actual pink in the room. It was just trim from a trashcan, but it was there.
- >Fake!Fluttershy stopped crying.
- "Wow. This is really...., really something."
- >The look on Fake!Fluttershy's face revealed horror and disgust.
- >You blink and she presses against your face.
- >"It's GIRLY, ISN'T IT!"
- >Rainbow's voice becomes her own again.
- >Hooves block you from moving.
- >"AND NOW I'M, uncool"
- "Now, Rainbow. It's alright. There's nothing wrong with that."
- >One of her hooves press down on your chest, cheating you from your air.
- >"You have NO IDEA what it's like to BE ON 24-7! No idea what it feels like to finally be-
- >She stopped, trying to find the right word.
- "To finally be FREE!"
- >Rainbow has a grin from cheek to cheek as she continues.
- "And now I've got the best of both worlds! I can be awesome as Rainbow Dash, and I can show off my girly side as somep0ny else."
- >Her eyes start to tear up again as she presses down on your body.
- "And I have you to thank, Anon. If you hadn't fucked Fluttershy, I wouldn't had the courage to do what I'm doing now."
- >You push her off, and try to...
- >Oh yeah. You can't cloudwalk.
- 6/?
- >Rainbow giggles, and grabs your upper body, squeezing your body and siphoning the life out of it.
- "Plus, admit it. You love my other sides! You can even say it's your fetish."
- >Other sides?
- "So, this pretending to be Fluttershy stuff was fake?"
- >Rainbow pouts, looking downwards with her ears drooping.
- >"'s not fake at all. not unless you still don't like me."
- >Rainbow starts becoming more hyper, and starts bouncing on the foot of her bed.
- >"If that's the case, it's just the start, 'Nonny!"
- >Rainbow gives you a huge lick.
- >"Let's play a game! Hee hee!"
- >First, it's time to take inventory of the situation.
- >You're stuck 1000 feet in the air with a pegasus who thinks she's Pinkie Pie.
- "Yeah, OK Dash. Let's play 'Help Anon get the fuck down.'"
- >Rainbow looks at you strange. A nearby raincloud washes off the yellow and pink paint.
- >She takes off her extensions, and looks like her old self again.
- >Personality wise though, looks deceive.
- >Dash makes whooshing sounds like she's levitating something through magic.
- >Putting on her best posh accent, Rainbow holds out some custom-made handcuffs
- >"Would you please bend over? I'm afraid restraining you is the only way we can continue."
- "I'm not bending over for some nutter like you, Rainbow Crash."
- >"But I'm not Rainbow Dash, I'm Rarity! Surely you must be delusional."
- >At that sentence, both you and Rainbow struggle. You were the better grappler, but Rainbow had a superior angle.
- >The cuffs were slapped on. The pants were ripped off. Boxers removed, and boner cocked and primed.
- >"This is so interesting. It appears that Anon's penis is actually composed of three muscles."
- >Rainbow flies over, coming back with a notebook and pencil.
- >She holds the items over her head, making levitation sounds again.
- >WHOOOOOOOOOSH!
- >And again, she thinks that unicorns make a whooshing sound when they use magic.
- >This would be adorable if it wasn't so rapey.
- 7/?
- >Dash's mouth enveloped your penis, tasting it with her tongue.
- >Pulling out she writes using her mouth 'Anon's dick tastes like sour and salty bananas.'
- >"Mathmagical!"
- >Your dick grows cold in the open room.
- >The situation was made weirder when Rainbow started sprouting out nonsense.
- >"His penis was trulee a magnum of us!"
- >A second later, Rainbow turns around, and forces her folds onto your mouth.
- >"YEE-HAW! Ah-non, if you want some of that air, you'd better eat me real quick, I tell you what."
- >Dash's accent was so bad, even you felt offended.
- >After teasing out her musty juices, you can finally breathe.
- >She then pees all over your face, luckily avoiding getting any in your mouth in the process.
- >"Guess I shouldn't have had so much of that chicken to go with that purple drank."
- >She can't even stick with one stereotype. Goddamnit Dash.
- >A hoof tilts your face against the pillow, pressing against the cheekbone.
- >The now familiar warm, rough feel of her pink walls started to run across your dick.
- >She presses harder on your face.
- 8/?
- >Tears start to emerge again.
- >"Anon. Why Fluttershy? Why not me?"
- "Rainbow, I thought it was you. At least until you started to become a shoo-in for the mental ward."
- >"Shut up!"
- >The other hoof punches you in the eye, leaving bruising in its wake.
- >"I'm not crazy. I'm the BEST!"
- >Both hooves start to press down on your windpipe. You struggle, roll around, and flop over in vain.
- >Rainbow screams at your face, spit spraying around your neck and chest.
- >"I'M THE BEST AT EVERYTHING."
- >The loss of oxygen only goads your boner to new lengths.
- >Rainbow's walls brutally kneaded your dick like a round piece of dough.
- >It was a horribly painful but blissful process that gave you the orgasm that was one of a kind.
- >Rainbow's hoof lets off your windpipe. Tears fall full force on your chest as her body embraces yours in a warm embrace instead.
- >She whimpers so you can barely hear.
- >"I'm the best, Anon. So why don't you think that I'm a girl too?"
- 9/?
- >Rainbow's body keeps you warm for a while until Pinkie Pie and company rescue you from her grasp.
- >She shrugs it off saying, "I was just keeping him warm for Fluttershy."
- >You argue, but of course, they trust her more than you. Twilight explains to you why.
- >"Anon, you didn't save the world a gazillion times like Rainbow Dash."
- >Instead, for the entire trip back to solid earth, you have to put up with Rainbow's pedo smile.
- >You know that smile. The one that's a half smirk that just says 'Yeah, try and catch me faggots.'
- >After the whole fiasco, you throw Fluttershy out of the house, and swear off pegasi for life.
- >Except Snowflake. He's cool.
- >Spitfire was alright too. She's a fun drunk.
- >Maybe you should just say fuck it to Rainbow cunt.
- >Fluttershy even found herself a new man.
- >Soarin had a submissive streak that Fluttershy took full advantage of.
- >I guess you could say you all lived happily ever after.
- >At least until you hear a knock on the door.
- >Opening the door, it's Rainbow Dash armed with Pinkie's party cannon.
- >"Surprise Anon! It's a rape party!"
- >The cannon explodes, launching Rainbow's mare juices all over you and your house.
- >Sigh. It's another one of those days.
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