FR - Snowdrop vs. Anon

>It was a good day to be awesome in Equestria.

>You were jerking off when the wall separating a crazy mare and your dick had caved in.

>Turns out, it wasn't Fluttershy.

>You cum lands on top of a small light blue mare.

>When her eyes open, it reveals cataracts, giving her pupils a milky white color.

>The same color as what was spooged all over her face.

>"Hi Anon.  My name is Snowdrop!  Fluttershy dethawed me in a freak snowstorm, and now I'm here-"

>She waves her hooves all spooky like.  "-IN THE FUTURE."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>You remember the stories.  There was even a fucking play about her.

>Even there, Snowdrop was a purity sue.  She could do no wrong.

>All she did was work on snowflakes, parade out for special occasions where people would cheer, and die a virgin.  Useless.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA"

>As if to answer your question, Snowdrop gets on her four hooves.

>"Anon, I thought I would never get laid.  And now here you are!  How lucky."  Snowdrop gives a wink.  She paws a rear hoof on the floor.

>That's the part where you run away.

>Snowdrop wasn't the tiny filly she was in the plays.  Then you remember that she's blind.

>Diving to the ground, the wall in front of you smashes as she flew past you.

>And apparently, they were made tougher back then too.

>Not a fucking scratch.  Except the wall.

>"You can't hide from me, Anon."

>Yes.  Yes, you can.  Remaining absolutely still, you hold your breath.

>"Where are you?  Hmmm."

>She lands, and puts an ear out, listening.

>You heart must have betrayed your position because she was bolting straight at you.

>Then you had a wicked idea.

>Not the smartest, but a wicked one.

>Winding up your fist, you land a devistating counter-punch.

>Of course, what did you think happened.

>She broke through an entire wall.

>You sob holding your broken, misshapen hand as she gives you the best blowjob ever.

>Lying there in a mixture of pain and pleasure while

>Fucking Snowdrop

 

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>It was snowing in Equestria.

>You spent it watching TV.  Alone.

>You're not sharing the remote with just anyone.

>A screech comes from the sky, and down comes a huge hailstorm that smashes the TV right in front of you.

"Snowdrop!"

>"Hello, Anon.  I've been wondering why you don't love me?  I'm cute and..."  She paused.  "And I'm cute too.  Don't you want to snuggle me, and tell me that I'm adorable?"

"No.  And you owe me a new TV."

>Snowdrop ignores the TV and instead looks hungrily at you.

>You run for the door, but she charges through, breaking the door with you as the battering ram.

"OOF."

>The light blue mare starts grabbing your pants zipper with her teeth, only to rip off the crotch of your jeans.

>Spying some nearby mares, you call out to Bon-Bon and Lyra.

"Help!  Help!  I'm being raped!"

>Lyra sips her warm coffee.  "Are you sure that she knows what she's doing?  I bet you tricked her, you human.  You're raping her right now, aren't you."

You try to pry Snowdrop from your crotch in vain.  "Does it look like I'm raping her?"

>Bon-Bon looks at the pegasus sucking your dick.  "She's blind.  You could take her."

"She's a fucking cavep0ny pegasus.  Yeah, I'm taller.  And that's it."  You flick Snowdrop's nose.  "Don't bite."

>"Sorry."

>It's time to pull a batman gambit.

"Can you at least call Fluttershy?", you yell at Lyra.

>"I'm already here, Anon." spoke a familiar voice.

"Flutterstut- mmmmph"

>Your face is all full of yellow butt, while Snowdrop tries to make you 'snow' again.

>Luckily, Fluttershy tries munching on carpet with great success, and soon they both go at it.

>With a little misdirection you escape back into your home, sans TV or roof.

>At least someone else was

>Fucking Fluttershy.

 

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>Goddamn motherfucking snowdrop starts looking around at your house, amazed at everything you did.

>"So this is what an earth pony's home is like.  I always wanted to make out with an earth pony.

"Hate to break it to you, but I'm no earth pony."

>"No, you're a human.  Even better."

>She licks her lips at you.  Except you were over at the kitchen.

>Fucking Snowdrop started tongueing the lamp, only quitting when she couldn't find a dick like object she could mount upon.

>Every day you reorganize your furniture, and every day she tries to find her way through.

>This time, she flew and smacked the half-wall with her forehead.

>"Anon, do you have to be so mean to me?  I'm sorry that I'm can't see, but I try-"

"The reason why no one likes you is because you're all 'I'm blind and shit.'  Well, I'm not falling for your pity parade.  Not for one second."

>Snowdrop slumps down and starts to cry.

"And stop crying like it's going to solve your problems."

>"But the first time did," speaking through the sobs.

>That's it.  There's no getting to her.

>She cries like some beta faggot, except those cries were starting to get at you.

>Nope.  Nope.  No way.

>She whimpers.  Tears came down from her eyes slowly, twinkling in the morning sun.

>Drops started hitting the floor as a high pitched sound came from her lips.

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>That was when you started frying up some bacon.

>How you got it is another tale to be told.

>It involves truffles, a pig cage, Twilight's cloning spell in a bottle, and a vendetta against the Apple family.

"MMmmmmmmm.  Frankenbacon."

>The sounds of burning fat alert her to your presence, and those crocodile tears dry right up.

>Her performance over, she flys towards you, only to land one of her hooves right on top of the pan.

"HOT!  Ow, hot!"

>She sprays the hot bacon grease along your face, scarring half of it instantly.

>You claw at your face, only to reveal a half-man, and half scar tissue.

"Snowdrop.  What did you do to me?"

>An unintentional grin came from half your face as the bacon grease ate away at even your lips.

"I swear that I will find you, and rip out your tongue."

>"Nope.  Sorry Anon.  I'm blind.  And right now that makes us even."

>I don't even.

>Today was an incoherent rage day.

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>A certain light blue pegasus 'looks' at you with her milky white eyes.

>You have to wake up to this EVERY morning.

>At least you still have your morning wood, so she didn't do anything while you were sleeping.

"Hey you stupid cunt."

>"That's not how you spell Snowdrop.  Also, I'm blind.  Love me."

>You flex your hands reflexively, waiting for the day a pony neck would be in reach of their grasp.

>Not today, hands.

>Death is the only solution for someone as dense as her.

"I'm starting to rethink Hitler's policies right now."

>She looks confused.  You sigh in annoyance.

"That's a bad thing."

>"Oh, I know."

>Sure you do, emo.

>She flies off to make you some breakfast.

>Instead of waiting for her, you get up and do your duty.

>Laying on the couch waiting for Celestia's welfare cheque to come through the mail.

>Your ears find that kingly sound.  The sound of a pony breaking your mailbox.

>Walking outside, you greet the grey pegasus.

"Got the good news, Derpy?"

>You were nice to her only because she was the one holding the scratch for your next few weeks of meals.

>"I sure do, Anon.  Here you go."

>She passed the holy grail onto Snowdrop, who snatches it out of her hand before you notice what's what.

"Hey.  I earned that!"

>"Sorry Anon.  You'll have to earn it the hard way."

>She puts on a perverted smile as she puts the envelope in her snatch.

>Only problem is, she cuts herself with those sharp edges from the envelope.

>"Oh god, it hurts.  I'm going to bleed to death!  Hurry!  Have sex with me!"

>She reaches with her arms out and her lips puckered.

>It was just a scratch.  A human girl with a period would bleed out faster than her.

>Ignoring her was the best policy.  You'll get that check back one way or another.

>But you won't get it fucking Snowdrop.

 

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>The sound of clicking broke you from your sleep.

>It was Snowdrop, and she was doing her echolocation thingy again in your bedroom.

>Each time she tried to mount one of the human manikins that Rarity donated to you, Snowdrop sighed in disappointment.

>"They're all so cold.  Just like Anon's heart."

>She sniffled for emphasis.

>This decoy idea wasn't the best one you had, but at least it was better than the alternative.

>As comfortable as you try to make yourself, the bare wooden floor under your bed leaves something to be desired.

>You cover your head with a pillow, only for her incessant clicks to penetrate it and burrow right into your brain.  You give up and rest your head on the pillow again.

>"Anon, you won't even give me a pity fuck, will you?" she said.

>You mutter to yourself, [spoiler][/spoiler] "Fucking Snowdrop."

>Snowdrop's butt lurched upside down from your bed, dropping down her tail and blocking some of your faint light with her lady parts.  "There you are, Anon!  Rut me please."

"Well, you were the one who invented winter, right?  Why don't you fuck one of your fans?"

>Snowdrop sighed, and dropped down onto the floor, laying there.  Her unsettling eyes stared two feet away from you as she started crying.  "Anon, that happened a thousand years ago."

>Her voice wavered, "And now people only know me as blind and useless."

>Tears fell down her face as sobs heaved from her chest.

>Then your ears picked up something.  Or a lack of it.

>With luck, you might just be able to keep her mouth from clicking again like some wacko dolphin.

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>You shrugged as best as you could under the bed.  [spoiler][/spoiler] "At least you're not like Derpy though."

>"Really?"  Snowdrop perked right up in mid sob.

"Really.  At least you aren't some kind of incompetent retard."

'No, you're worse' [spoiler][/spoiler]>,you thought to yourself as you rolled over and let one of the manikins take your place under the bed.

>"Oh, Anon.  I'm so glad you think that I'm not that bad."

>Slowly rising to your feet, you turn your head down to say a few last words. [spoiler][/spoiler]"Tell you what.  Why don't you warm me up with that body of yours, and we'll go from there."

>Mouth gaping in shock, she licks her lips and straddles on the human fake, her wings in full wingboner mode.

>With utter silence, you slowly avoid the loose floorboards in your bedroom and gently open the door.

>That feel when you pulled off a great escape that would make Houdini proud.

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