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By: FlutterGrape on Jan 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.90 KB  |  hits: 74  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon
  2. >You are now entering Canterlot as a well-known vet and librarian
  3. >Princess Molestia requests that she sees you at once
  4. -(Oh god)
  5. -Good afternoon princess
  6. >"Hello Anon, I requested that you came here as soon as possible because i have a very important task for you."
  7. -Oh really? And what would that be?
  8. >"Well I want you to pack your things and move to ponyville!"
  9. -(But i just now arrived..and I don't even have anything to pack)
  10. -Why are you giving me such a task m'lady?
  11. >"Because Anon, there is a little filly in Ponyville whos parents have abandoned her..and she needs a sibling to be there with her."
  12. -(Wait, I wonder where this is going?)
  13. >"So you are going to be scootaloo's long lost big brother!"
  14. -EXCUSE ME?!
  15. >"Yes and your departure starts tomorrow!"
  16. -BUT PRINCESS, IM A HUMAN!! THERE'S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR A HUMAN TO BECOME A PONY SIBLING!!
  17. >"Oh, and why's that?"
  18. -Because on earth it is INSANE FOR A HUMAN TO RANDOMLY TREAT AN ANIMAL AS A SIBLING OR A MATE!! SO I REFUSE TO DO SUCH A TASK!
  19. >"Oh really Anon?"
  20. >You then turn around to see princess Molestia giving you an insane look
  21. - P-p-princess..w-why are you looking at me like that?
  22. >You then realize that princess is about to molest you, so you quickly get on your knees and beg for mercy.
  23. -Okay princess!! I give! I give!!!
  24. >"I'm glad that things will go my way"
  25. -Okay..but I still find the thought of a human being a pony sibling is kinda ridiculous!
  26. >"Oh you don't have to worry about being a human."
  27. -(Wait what does she mean by that..oh gosh i don't like where this is going)
  28. >You then see see the Princess's horn start to glow
  29. >She then points her glowing horn at you as if she was going to cast a spell on you
  30. >"Okay Anon, now just stand still..this wont hurt a bit!"
  31. -Wait Princess! Cant we talk this over some hay?!
  32. -(Wait what did I just say?!)
  33. >She then zaps you
  34. -OH GOSH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  35. >You black Out
  36. END PART ONE
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