Title:           Winter Wrap Up
Author:          fluffyscribe
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sbHzWmr5
First Edit:      Friday 27th of April 2012 01:01:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 27th of April 2012 01:01:41 PM CDT

>Last day of winter.
>Managed to keep your fluffy pony alive.
>"Daddy, daddy!  Wina wap-up!  Wina wap-up!"
>She's been watching MLP:FIM all winter.
>Help her outside, keep an eye on her.
>Snow everywhere.
>"Daddy, fwuffy haf'ta bwow cwouds away!  Wet sunnyshine im!"
>She starts grunting and shuts her eyes.
>... What is she doing?
>... Is she pooping?
>... OH! Holy shit, she's trying to fly.
"Fluffy, you know you're not a pegasus, right?"
>She looks at you in dissapointment.
>"Fwuffy no fwy?"
"No..."
>Clouds over your house never clear.
>Eternal ice age on your property.