Title:           Unnamed, By Somebody Else
Author:          fluffyscribe
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First Edit:      Sunday 22nd of April 2012 11:15:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 22nd of April 2012 11:15:13 PM CDT

Unnamed, by Somebody Else (not written by fluffyscribe)
Enjoy!
 
>you are a fluffy pony abuser
>you just killed your last fluffy and now you are disposing it's body
>decide you wanna try somthing new
>go to the fluffy pony adoption center
>walk inside and approach the front counter
>you are greeted by a nice young blonde girl "hello sir what can I do for you?"
>"I would like to adopt 2 fluffy ponys please"
>"yes, that's no problom" she says in a nice vibrent tone
>takes you in to the back room with a short hallway with 2 doors
>the door on the left says males and the door on the right says females
>"why do you keep them separated?" you ask
>"so they don't give each other "special huggies" the girl says and smiles as you both share a laugh
>you go into the female room first
>as you enter you hear a lot of the same "fwuffy new daddy"? And "pwease pway wiff fwuffy"
>you look around for a bit and find a white pegasus adult mare with a
>"what about this one"?
>"this one is pregnant"
>"sometimes we let the colts and mares play with each other"
>"annnnd she got knocked up" the girl tells you
>you think in your head this is perfect
>you purchase the mare and ask the girl if you can go into the male section
>she puts the fluffy in a holding cage
>you walk Into the male room and hear the same as you did in the female room
>you select a purple adult
>go to the front desk and purchase both
>she hands you 2 cages one with the pregnant mare and one with the colt
>as you walk out you say"thank you have a great day"
>you drive home
>on your way home you hear "fwuffy hungwey" "wan sketties" "pwease dont huwt fwuffy" "pwease wet out"
> they are both so scared that they poop and pee in there cages
> you get home and set them both I your safety room as you prepare for what your about to do next
>you grab a car battery
>grab the colt and say "were gonna go play a game"
>"yayyy fwuffy wuv games"
>take the car battery and strap it to fluffy and zap him for 10 seconds to reset its mind
>stop the voltage and your fluffy looks confused
>you explain to it about how you did special huggies with the mare in the safety room and you love her with all your heart more than friends
>repeat with the mare
>right now you have a colt who thinks that he knocked up a mare
>and a mare who is in love with her colt
>so two ponys who think there in love
>after about a week the mare is so big it can't walk
>the colt has been loving her and helping her throughout the week and you feed them both spaghetti every night
>one day the mare cries out "OWIES! OWIES GOTTA MAKE BIG POOPIES"
>the colt is scared and hugs her
>they both have no idea what's happening
>but you know
>you grab a towel and set the mare on her back expseing her vagina
>she is sceaming in pain
>you comfort them saying you are gonna be momah and daddahs soon
>there excited now
>the mare pushes out a blue unicorn
>3 more come out and both are happy they are parents now
>"hey daddy can yu weave pwease"
>you leave
>the next day you don't feed them spaghetti
>they are fed shitty fluffy food
>they beg and wine for spahgetti
>"DADDY MEANIE WAN SKETTIES WAN SKETTIES!" they both yell at the top of there lungs
>the 5 foals are in the safety room
>this can not be tolerated
>grab both by the scruff and put them in there cages
>you grab the 5 foals
>position there cages so they can see you and there babys
>they scream and say "PWEASE PUT BABAHS DOWN WE BE GUD FWUFFYS NO HWUT BAHBEHS"
>you grab a hammer and say only good fluffys get there baby's and you have
Been very bad fluffys so you don't get your babys
>they continue scream SOWEY DADDY PWEASE NO TAKE OUR BABEHS WE BE GUD WE PWOMISE"
>you grab the first foal you swig the hammer on its body crushing it's ribs
>the foal screams in pain it try's to make out words but it can't
>the two fluffys watch in horror as they continue to scream and plea with you not to kill there babys
>you continue to do this for an hour as you kill all the foals
>you grab the mare out of her cage and shove her face into her dead baby's and scream and yell at her saying you hate her
>the colt goes apeshit and starts telling death threats at you
>IF YOU FWUCKING HWUT MY SPECIAL FWEND I WILL FWUCKING KIWW YOU!" and other shit
>you take the hammer and break the mares legs one by one and then take the hammer down to her head and crushing the skull and killing her
>you grab the colt and he's kicking and screaming at you
>you punt him into his safe room and throw his dead family on top of him
>you wisper in his ear and say I fucking hate you" you are the worst pony ever
>and walk out
>the pony is crying as he sees his dead lover and there baby's he hugs them as he crys his eyes out
>fluffy pony drowns in his tears