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Runaway

By: fluffyscribe on Apr 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.48 KB  |  hits: 492  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluffy pony has run away from home.
  2. >Daddy wouldn't make her sgetties every night.
  3. >Daddy got angry at her for poopies.
  4. >Daddy would abandon her every day for 'work.'
  5. >Fluffy pony wanders down the street, proud of herself.
  6. >"Fwuffy weave meany daddy," she mumbles to herself.
  7. >"Fwuffy find new daddy."
  8. >Her stomach rumbles.
  9. >"Tummy hungwy," she moans.  "Wan' foodies."
  10. >She looks around for the kitchen, takes a minute to remember she ran away from home.
  11. >"No dinna?" she whines.
  12. >Fluffy pony wanders for hours before finding a busy intersection.
  13. >Lots of potential new mommies and daddies!
  14. >"New daddy?" she mewls on the sidewalk.
  15. >People ignore her.
  16. >"New daddy?  Fwuffy hungwy!  Fwuffy wan' sgetties!"
  17. >Her stomach groans.  She remembers the grassies outside of the houses she passed a long time ago.
  18. >Can't remember how to get back to those now.
  19. >Just hard stone ground and loud scary cars here.
  20. >And people who won't feed her.
  21. >"New fwend, pwese?" she stumbles in front of someone.  "Fwuffy wan' sgetties!  Fwuffy so hungwy!"
  22. >"Out of the way, you vermin!"
  23. >"No wermin! Am a good fwuffy!  Pwese, wan' new home!"
  24. >Big man punts her into a fence.
  25. >"Owies!" she cries. "No huwt fwuffy!  Fwuffy sowry!"  
  26. >She sobs, her stomach burning with hunger.
  27. >"Fwuffy... wan' daddy..."
  28. >Passes out.
  29. >Wakes up in a cage.
  30. >"New fwend?" a green fluffy pony hugs her.
  31. >Looks out, lots of cages with fluffies inside them.
  32. >Spends rest of life in abandoned fluffy pony shelter.
  33. >Never sees daddy again.