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Princess Eighteen's Birthday

By: fluffyscribe on Apr 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.14 KB  |  hits: 367  |  expires: Never
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  1. >"Happy birthday, Princess Eighteen!"
  2. >"Burfday?" your precious unicorn fluffy asks.
  3. >"That's right!  You've lived here for a whole week, and you're still technically alive!  That's longer than any of your predecessors!"
  4. >She laughs.  "Prefadesser?  What's dat, daddy?"
  5. >You stare at the mountain of rotting fluffy corpses behind her.
  6. >Princess Eighteen beams at you.  "Pwincess wuvs you daddy!"
  7. >"Daddy loves you too!  Now go play with your friends."
  8. >Princess Eighteen frowns.  She glances at the pile of death.
  9. >"Pwincess no wike her fwends..." she tears up.
  10. >"What?!" you snap.  "You ungrateful bitch!  Your friends like YOU!"
  11. >"Fwends cold an' no smew pwetty..." she cries.  "Daddy, wan' new fwends...  Wan' go ou'side."
  12. >"YOU CAN NEVER GO OUTSIDE, YOU STUPID WHORE!!"
  13. >Princess Eighteen poops herself and starts bawling.
  14. >"Pwincess is wonely, daddy!  Fwends scawry!  Fwends no talk!  Fwends no walkie!"
  15. >"You ungrateful little bitch," you scowl at her.  "I've given you EVERYTHING!  A meal a day!  An entire room for yourself, filled with friends!  They're all beautiful unicorns, just like you!!  Are you saying you'd rather play with a FILTHY PEGASUS?!"
  16. >She just keeps sobbing, cowering in the mess she made.
  17. >You lock her in her saferoom, and go down to your basement for a breather.
  18. >One quick snort later, you're right as rain!
  19. >Back in the saferoom.
  20. >"There's my precious little fluffy!" you beam.
  21. >"Daddy?" Princess Eighteen sniffles.  "Daddy no angwy at Pwincess now?"
  22. >"Angry?" you laugh.  "I could never be angry at you!  You're my special little girl."
  23. >Her mood clears up instantly, but she's still covered in her own shit.
  24. >"Pwincess wuv daddy," she says, "Pwincess no smew pwetty fo' daddy.  Pwincess feew bad..."
  25. >"You know we can't bath you, Princess..." you grin.  "The bath is still clogged with Princess Twelve.  Now eat your dinner and go to bed."
  26. >As you get up, she looks confused.  "Dinna?"
  27. >You gesture to the mountain of dead fluffy ponies.  "Yes, dinner.  Eat up.  Goodnight precious!"
  28. >You can hear fluffy sobbing with love and happiness as you lock the door behind you.
  29. >You're such a good father.  You love your princess so much.
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