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Old Momma, New Momma

By: fluffyscribe on May 13th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.52 KB  |  hits: 504  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a femanon.
  2. >You just LOVE fluffy pony foals!
  3. >Especially after three miscarriages and a stillbirth.
  4. >Scumbag husband left you for fertile girl.  Has kids now.
  5. >You don't.
  6. >Smother love into fluffy pony foals instead.
  7. >THEY'RE SO FUCKING CUTE!!
  8. >Filthy, trash-ridden alleyway near your house.
  9. >Cook a massive plate of spaghetti, with marinera and parmesan.
  10. >Bring it out to the alley, place it under only working light.
  11. >Hide in the shadows.
  12. >Not long before...
  13. >"Fwuffy smew sketties!"
  14. >Ugh! A mature fluffy pony.  DISGUSTING.
  15. >Who would wants an adult fluffy pony?
  16. >Adults just ABANDON YOU OVER AND OVER.
  17. >ADULTS CALL YOU CRAZY AND INFERTILE.
  18. >ADULTS CAN GO FUCKING BURN AND DIE.
  19. >A fluffy pony mare appears out of the dark.
  20. >Her eyes grow wide with hunger at the sight of the spaghetti.
  21. >Starts gorging herself immediately.
  22. >"Mummah, wait!" "Mummah! Wan' sgetty!" "Hungwy!"
  23. >Can it be?!  Those weak, soft voices!
  24. >YES!
  25. >Three fluffy pony foals show up behind her.
  26. >They can barely walk.
  27. >The mother's ignoring them as she stuffs her face.
  28. >"Wan'! Fwuffy wan'!" they cry as they stumble up to the plate.
  29. >They weakly start nibbling on the pasta.
  30. >Mother notices and gets angry.
  31. >"No, babies! Sketties fo' mummah!  Babies wait!"
  32. >Their eyes water, but they obey their gluttonous mother.
  33. >She eats even faster.  They watch miserably.
  34. >You can hear their grape-sized stomachs growling from here!
  35. >"Fwuffy hungy.." "Mummah wet' sgetty?" "Wan' foody!"
  36. >One of them starts sobbing.
  37. >Mother doesn't even look at them.
  38. >Enough is enough.
  39. >Step out of shadows from behind.
  40. >Pick up mother with a tight grip.
  41. >Babies cry out for her in terror.
  42. >"No! Mummah!" "Munsa hab mummah!" "Hewp! Hewp! Hewp!"
  43. >Mother is shaking, trying to escape.
  44. >She cries. "No! Fwuffy wan' sketties!  Wet down!  Sketties!"
  45. >Are you shitting me?
  46. >Hurl her over wooden fence into someone's yard.
  47. >Lands with a thud.
  48. >Babies start sobbing, better act quick.
  49. >"I'm your new mommy!" you smile. "I brought you those sketties!"
  50. >The foals are hesitant. "New mummah?" "Wan' fwuffy mummah!" "Hungy..."
  51. >"Eat!" You point to the plate. "Eat up, babies!"
  52. >They seem confused and scared, but they all eat their fill.
  53. >Finally full, they seem more open to you.
  54. >"Fwuffy wuv' mummah!" "New mummah! Pway mummah?" "Fwuffy wan' pway!"
  55. >"Yes, fluffies," you cry with joy. "Let's go home and play..."
  56. >Pick up babies; ignore sound of the mother being eaten by pit bull.
  57. >Cry with bliss as they call you "mummah" on walk home.
  58. >God you wish you weren't menstruating right now.
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