Title:           New Jack
Author:          fluffyscribe
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First Edit:      Thursday 17th of May 2012 11:25:25 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 17th of May 2012 11:25:25 AM CDT

>Sleep deprived as fuck.
>Own two fluffy ponies, a colt and mare.
>Jack and Sarah.
>Jack spent all fucking night whining.
>Couldn't shut him up, couldn't sleep.
>Sunrise, you open up the safe room door.
>Sarah bounces up an hugs your leg.
>"Mornin' daddy! Fwuffy miss you!"
>Jack blows you a rasberry from the litterbox.
>"Go 'way, daddy!" He's angry?  Seriously?
"What the fuck is your problem, guy?"
>Jack runs past your feet, out the door.
>Runs aimlessly around the house. Spaz.
>You pick up Sarah and hug her.
>"You're such a good fluffy."
>Sarah cheers. "Yay! Wuv daddy! Wuv huggies!"
>Hear the newspaper hit the front door.
>Put Sarah down and go to door.
>"Daddy! Wan' go out!" Jack's humping your leg.
>"Wan' go out! Wan' go out!"
"No, Jack.  Stay!"
>"No s'ay! Wan' go out!"
"Jack, I swear to fucking god."
>You open the door to get the paper.
>Jack bolts the second it's open, runs down your driveway and plays in the front yard.
>Stare from door for a moment.  Slam it shut.
>You go eat breakfast, and give Sarah spaghetti for being such a well-behaved fluffy.
>"Wuv you daddy!" she says between bites.
"Love you too, sweety!"
>It's an hour before Jack is trying to get back in.
>"Daddy! Wet' fwuffy in! Fwuffy wan' bekfas!"
>Ignore it.  You play with Sarah all day while Jack whines like a bitch outside.
>Decide he's learned his lesson by sunset.
>Go outside for Jack. See his body floating in the neighbor's flower fountain...
>Walk over and throw his corpse in the garbage. Only fair to your neighbor.
>Come back in, feeling indifferent. Jack was a brat. Fluffies die all the time.
>"Whew Jack daddy?" Sarah looks lonely.
"Jack's gone, sweety."
>"When Jack come back? Fwuffy haf babehs soon! Babehs wiw wan' daddy!"
>You blink. Sarah has been getting really fat... Oh no.
>"Daddy! Fwuffy wan' Jack! Pwese bwing Jack!" She's crying.
>Can't stand to see such a well-behaved fluffy so sad.
>Race down to fluffy shelter.
>Buy a fluffy that looks identical to Jack.
>Name him Jack on the car ride home.
"Sarah! I brought Jack back!"
>"New fwend?" New Jack cheers at Sarah.
"No, Jack! It's Sarah! You've always known Sarah."
>He's confused. So is Sarah.
>"Dat.. Jack?" Sarah is sniffing him. "No Jack! No smew wight!"
>You don't know why you thought this would work.
"Whatever. New Jack will be a good daddy, sweety.  I'm going to bed."
>Finally. Sleep.
>New Jack starts whining all night.  FUCK.