- >Be eating dinner after long day of work.
- >Fluffy pony's bowl is full of fresh fluffy food.
- >"Daddy, wan' sgetties!" she complains. Slightly cute, mostly annoying.
- "We're out of pasta," you shrug. "I'll get more tomorrow. Eat your dinner."
- >Her little brain can't comprehend being out of spaghetti.
- >"Sgetties, daddy! Fwuffy wan' sgetties! Pwese, daddy? Fwuffy wuv daddy if sgetties."
- >Roll your eyes.
- "You don't love me now?"
- >Fluffy looks horrified. "Fwuffy wuv daddy!" She can't even direct a straight thought. "Wuv daddy more with sgetties! Pwese, daddy?"
- "The store's closed, fluffy. I couldn't get more if I wanted to, and I don't. Just eat your food."
- >Fluffy stares at bowl, then back to you. "Pwese? Fwuffy wan' sgetties! Tummy hungwy!"
- >forfuckssake.jpg
- "Alright, let's play a game."
- >"Pway! Yay, fwuffy wuv pway wif' daddy! Tag! Fwuffy wanna pway tag!"
- "No, let's play hide and seek."
- >"Fwuffy good at hibe an' see!"
- "You go first, Fluffy."
- >"Awight!" Fluffy's shuts eyes and counts down with random numbers and letters.
- >You keep eating, don't bother moving.
- >Fluffy opens eyes after a minute. "Foun' you, daddy! Foun' you!"
- "No, you didn't."
- >pokerface.jpg
- >"Yeah! Foun' you!"
- "Nope, you haven't found me yet."
- >"... No fin' daddy yet?" Fluffy's actually buying it.
- "Nope, keep looking."
- >"Okay!" Fluffy searches house for two straight hours, passing you constantly.
- >Finish dinner, browse web, and relax without interruption. Fuck yeah.
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