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Fluffy Pony Observations

By: fluffyscribe on Jan 15th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.13 KB  |  hits: 133  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluffy Pony Observations.
  2. >Head out to woods with binoculars.
  3. >Find the herd.
  4.  
  5. >Fluffy pony poops.
  6. >Fluffy pony sits down, splattering her bottom in poop.
  7. >"No smew pwetty," she cries.
  8. >Gets up, walks in a circle, sits right back down in her poop.
  9. >"Bottom sticky..." she cries.  "No smew pwetty!"
  10.  
  11. >Unicorn fluffy spots an apple growing on a tree.
  12. >Other fluffies gather around as he tries to magic it down.
  13. >His horn looks like it might melt by the time the apple snaps.
  14. >Falls and lands on a fluffy pony's head.
  15. >"Owchie!"  She starts crying.
  16. >Another fluffy pony snatches the apple and runs off.
  17. >Unicorn fluffy didn't notice, looks around for apple.
  18. >"Where nummies go?  Fwuffy hungwy!  Nummies?  Where..."
  19. >Unicorn fluffy starts sobbing next to injured friend.
  20.  
  21. >Two fluffy pegasi are standing on a boulder.  
  22. >They're only three feet above the ground.
  23. >"Fwuffy scawed.  Too high!" one whines.
  24. >She poops herself.  "No smew pwetty!"
  25. >The other pegasus looks more confident.
  26. >"Fwuffy fwy!  Fwuffy fwy off wock!"
  27. >He flaps his wings (not nearly fast enough).
  28. >He leaps off the rock and lands face-first on the grass.
  29. >He starts crying.  "Why wingies no work?  Fwuffy wan' fwy!"
  30. >"No smew pwetty!"  He's pooped himself...
  31.  
  32. >A pregnant mare is too big to walk.
  33. >Her feet wiggle constantly.
  34. >"Fwuffy gonna be mummah!" she coos repeatadly.
  35. >"Fwuffy hungwy, need foodies!"
  36. >A fluffy next to her gets up.  "Fwuffy bwing big mummah fwiend foodies!"
  37. >"Yay!  Wuv fwiend!"
  38. >The helpful fluffy finds a strawberry.  Picks it up with his mouth.
  39. >Brings it back to the pregnant mare.
  40. >Instead of giving it to her, he looks at it, and starts eating it himself.
  41. >"No!" the mare cries. "Foodies for fwuffy?  Pwease?"
  42. >"But fwuffy hungwy... Go fin' own foodies!"
  43. >This repeats three times during your observations...
  44.  
  45. >A pregnant mare looks like she's gone into labor.
  46. >"Big poopy!" she cries in agony.  "Fwuffy no wike!"
  47. >A fluffy pony hugs her to help the pain.
  48. >The hug seems to have helped squeeze the first foal out.
  49. >Baby fluffy foal lands on grass and is crying.
  50. >"Babehs?" the mare's eyes go wide with joy and tears.  "Babehs comin' now?"
  51. >"Babehs come out of mummah!" another fluffy pony cheers.
  52. >"Pway!  Pway with babehs!"  "Fwuffy wuv babeh fwuffies!"
  53. >Four more squeezes later, five baby foals are tumbling about on the grass.
  54. >The mother cuddles them against her belly, and starts licking them clean.
  55. >"Fwuffy wuv her babehs.  Good babehs."
  56. >You're pretty sure one's not moving...
  57. >It'll be a while before she notices.
  58.  
  59. >Night is falling.  It's quickly getting cold.
  60. >The herd of fluffies gathers into a big hugging pile of fluffies.
  61. >With no "smarty" alpha to tell them how to do everything...
  62. >The fluffies while trying to sleep in the cold, keep pooping.
  63. >Naturally, if it's not straight on another fluffy pony, it gets rolled in soon enough.
  64. >For hours, it's nothing but cries of "No smew pwetty!" "Fwuffy cold..." "Gwassies have poopies!  Fwuffy hungwy..."
  65. >As desperate as they are for grass to eat, they'll end up covering half the grove in poop,
  66. >And then have to leave a week's worth of grass behind.
  67. >God these things are dumb.
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