Title:           Aquaman Vs. the Sea Fluffies
Author:          fluffyscribe
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First Edit:      Tuesday 24th of July 2012 12:35:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 24th of July 2012 12:35:39 AM CDT

>Be Aquaman.  Swimmin' through the oceans and shit.
>Pissed that the Marvel heroes think they're hot shit since Avengers raped the box office.
>Think you'll cool off by plowing a mermaid, when something catches your eye.
>"Fwuffy wuv kelp."  "Fwuffy wuv kelpies too! Am good nummies!  Wuv swim!"
>WHAT IN THE CRAP ARE THOSE?
>FLUFFY PONIES?!  IN YOUR PERFECT OCEAN?!
>Not just normal fluffy ponies.  They have sea-horse tails, and gills and fins.
>There's a huge bunch of them, maybe as much as a hundred on the seabed.
>They're all eating kelp and seaweed, swimming around in circles, hugging.
>Digusting... they think they have a right to exist.
>You crash down in front of them at high speed.  Freaks them the fuck out.
>"STAND DOWN, YOU FUCKING ABOMINATIONS!" you roar.
>Sea fluffies freak a little.
>"Ahh! No be mad!"  "Fwuffy sowwy!"  "Fishy hooman angwy! Hewp!"
>"I AM AQUAMAN, LORD OF THE OCEAN AND ALL AQUATIC CREATURES!"
>They start approaching you.  Swimming around your legs.  Trying to hug you with their fins.
>"YOU ARE MONSTERS.  DESECRATIONS OF TRUE LIFE."
>"Whu? Fishy hooman siwwy!"  "Huggies?  New daddy?  Wan' kelp, daddy!"
>You summon your shark friends with your Aquapowers.
>Great whites speed over your shoulders.
>Sea fluffies freak the fuck out.  Hahaha idiots.
>"Munstahs!  Munstahs!"  "Wun! Munstahs eat fwuffies! Hewp!"
>Three sharks start chewing up every fluffy they can snatch.
>Ridiculous amount of fluffy gets torn up as sea fluffies shriek in terror.
>"YOU ARE POORLY DESIGNED!  WHY WOULD AN AQUATIC CREATURE NEED FLUFF?!"
>Sharks are entertaining, but there's still a hundred sea fluffies in panic.
>Summon all your animal friends now.
>A sea fluffy family, father mother and foals, huddles into a cave to hide from the sharks.
>Tentacles suddenly creep over cave entrance.  Octopus has them trapped.
>"Hewp, mummah!" foals cry as tentacles reach in toward them. "No wike! Hewp! Munstah!"
>Fluffy colt tries biting tentacles.  Does no damage.  The tentacles wrap around all five of them and strangles the life out of them.
>More sharks and predator fish swoop into the fray and literally tear the shit out of sea fluffies.
>A sea fluffy dares to approach you.
>"No huwt sea fwuffies, mistah! Pwese! Am good fwuffy! Fwuffy sowwy!"
>A porpoise swoops in and impales the fluffy on its horn.
>"HA! WELL DONE, PORPOISE!"
>Remember to give that porpoise a medal later on.  That was awesome.
>The numbers are dwindling.
>Blood and fluffy litter the water in ever direction.
>This isn't enough.  It's time to rid the world of sea fluffies.
>Start campaign to free the oceans of these abominations.
>Gets made into blockbuster movie.  Aquaman versus the Sea Fluffies.
>Doesn't make half what The Avengers did.
>Fuckin' Marvel Faggots.