- >You own the world's oldest fluffy pony
- >Seven years, eight months, and still alive
- >You had other fluffy ponies, but they kept dying in increasingly unlikely ways
- >With this one you decided to take special measures
- >Quadruple amputee
- >Strapped down to memory foam pillow so she can't wriggle away
- >Horn filed down so she can't set herself on fire
- >Fed via IV, so she can't choke on her food
- >Iron lung in case she stops breathing
- >First thing every morning and when you get back from work, check on fluffy pony to make sure she's still alive
- >So far, she always has been
- >You can tell by the tears
- (Author unknown; earliest known appearance is an anonymous post on 4chan's /mlp/, thread 1976229, 2012 May 17.)
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