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By: fluff474 on Jan 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you just adopted a fluffy blue unicorn pony
  2. >the shelter said she had a previous owner, but you didn't get any details
  3. >all you care about is that you have a new fluffy pony
  4. >and that you didn't have to pay as big an adoption fee
  5. >bring her home and let her out of her carrier
  6. >she toddles around, getting familiar with her new home.
  7. >she's much quieter than you expected - she hasn't said a word since you saw her.
  8. >in fact, she seems to be making an effort to make as little noise as possible
  9. >but she's still very energetic and playful and she loves the new blocks you got for her
  10. >while she's occupied with those, you start on dinner
  11. >you hear a cute little sneeze
  12. >you turn to look at fluffy pony
  13. >fluffy pony's big yellow eyes widen in fear and she immediately ducks down and covers her head with her fluffy little hooves, shaking as she tries to cry quietly.
  14. >she does this every time she makes any kind of noise
  15.  
  16. (From an anonymous post on 4chan's /mlp/, 2012 March 5.)
  17. (http://arch.413chan.net/mlp397538.html#398803)
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