- >the center said your new fluffy pony came from a previous owner, and gave you a discount price on her.
- >she's very excited for "new home time" and runs around the house exploring
- >she runs into an end-table and knocks a glass to the floor, where it shatters to pieces.
- >you were told to expect a few accidents, so you reach for the broom to sweep it up
- >fluffy pony sees this and screams, then starts to cry in terror as she backs into a corner
- >keeps saying "no sowwy-stick!" between babbled apologies
- >pick up fluffy pony
- >she starts squirming, trying to get away.
- >she seems very surprised you just wanted to pet her and cuddle
- (From anonymous posts on 4chan's /mlp/, 2012 February 19.)
- (http://arch.413chan.net/mlp72282.html#73181)
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