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The Drunken Pony (song)

By: flabrus on Nov 9th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.79 KB  |  hits: 86  |  expires: Never
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  1. (To the tune: http://youtu.be/FZvEnhpsPGM)
  2.  
  3. Well a pony clad in hat left a bar one evening fair
  4. And one could tell by how she walked that she drank more than her share.
  5. She fumbled round until she could no longer keep her feet
  6. Then she stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside a tree.
  7. Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
  8. Then she stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside a tree.
  9.  
  10. About that time two young and handsome stallions happened by
  11. And one says to the other with a twinkle in his eye,
  12. "See yon sleeping pony, beneath the apple tree.
  13. I wonder if her flank is firm and fit, let's touch and see."
  14. Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
  15. I wonder if her flank is firm and fit, let's touch and see."
  16.  
  17. They crept up on that sleeping pony quiet as could be
  18. Ran their hooves across her cutie mark so they could see
  19. And there beneath, for them to feel, across her blessed flank
  20. Was nothing less than perfect sinew granted by her work.
  21. Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
  22. Was nothing less than perfect sinew granted by her work.
  23.  
  24. They marveled for a moment then one said "We must be gone.
  25. Let's leave a present for this mare, before we move along."
  26. As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
  27. Around the red apples the cutie mark did proudly show.
  28. Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
  29. Around the red apples the cutie mark did proudly show.
  30.  
  31. Now the pony woke to nature's call and stumbled from the trees.
  32. Behind a bush she squats and looks and gawks at what she sees,
  33. And in a startled voice she says to what's before her eyes,
  34. "Oh girls, I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize."
  35. Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
  36. "Oh girls, I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize."
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