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BerryTube made me do it

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  1. Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxSjshIBNh4
  2. Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGdK9snErU8
  3.  
  4. You looking at some drunk bronies
  5. Horsefuckers, round here ain't never lonely
  6. And you don't have to like ponies
  7. To hang out, get lit, with some real homies
  8.  
  9. And it ain't about TV
  10. It's about dumb memes and camraderie
  11. It's about cosa nostra, ain't nothing like a group
  12. That can drink when we wanna.
  13.  
  14. Ain't nothing like a man that you knew from the internet
  15. See him show up, and drink till he forgets.
  16. See him throw up, when he gets onto tinychat
  17. Man he passed out, get a mod here to close that.
  18.  
  19. I'm Rarity, I got multiple glasses
  20. There's a new rule, drink on tacos in asses.
  21. Man don't fuckin drink it as soon as you pour it
  22. Someone's singin on Teamspeak man you better record it.
  23.  
  24. I can drink what I want to drink, ain't nothin' to it
  25. BerryTube made me do it
  26. If I tell you I love you, ain't nothin' to it
  27. BerryTube made me do it
  28.  
  29. I can dress like an animal, ain't nothin' to it
  30. BerryTube made me do it
  31. If I wear a big stupid hat, ain't nothin' to it
  32. BerryTube made me do it
  33.  
  34. I'm drunker than Sugar Grape, blew off a date
  35. Just to see my best mates.  Used to be, a real loner
  36. Now I post clop pix just to cause boners
  37. BerryTube is a saga, y'all gettin' tipsy, while we shootin' whiskey
  38.  
  39. So let the Fireball flow
  40. Don't you fear us tho, drink on three, and go!
  41. I'm always shitfaced, and why should I change that?
  42. Fuck you new sailboats tryin' to queue crap
  43.  
  44. And ain't you the same cat, that got kacked
  45. When they brought mom's spag back? I'm tryin' to post me an emote
  46. How you motherfuckers gon' tell me don't shitpost?
  47. You the ones that I find it for, I saw \\horsecock back in 1994.
  48.  
  49. So if I open up GIMP, ain't nothin' to it
  50. BerryTube made me do it
  51. If I call you a fuckin' sailboat, ain't nothin' to it
  52. BerryTube made me do it
  53.  
  54. If you fuck up in college ain't nothin' to it
  55. BerryTube made you do it
  56. If you kill half your brain cells, ain't nothin' to it
  57. Berrytube made you do it
  58.  
  59. Thank God when I post the porn
  60. You finally get to see the shit that you like
  61. Shit you can't see in real life, so you can try to post your pone wife
  62. Use a bottle or a glass, use your mouth not your ass
  63.  
  64. It's a party not a class
  65. Don't be scared of them ponies
  66. Grab you a drink, and quit being lonely
  67.  
  68. Don't be so serious, break out the bottle and get delirious
  69. The shit I forgot makes last night mysterious
  70. \\whatismylife, BerryTube is a miracle
  71. You can join in, Friday night is a ritual
  72.  
  73. She can join too, drinking games are habitual
  74. Cause ponies and booze, magic like friendship
  75. Love it or hate it, Berrytube is a trip
  76.  
  77. If I throw a fe back, ain't nothin' to it
  78. BerryTube made me do it
  79. If I black out in chat, ain't nothin' to it
  80. BerryTube made me do it
  81.  
  82. If I my eyes gettin' slanted, ain't nothin' to it
  83. BerryTube made me do it
  84. If I drink for the planet, ain't nothin' to it
  85. BerryTube made me do it
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