- >This Discord dude must be pretty powerful if Celestia was afraid of him.
- >Maybe it’s not such a bad thing being stuck with him, might be able to get out of here and everything.
- >Not like you really care. You are supposed to be dead.
- >But nothing comes easy for you it seems.
- >Your thoughts are cut short to a talon wrapping around your leg and pulling you through the nothingness.
- >The sound of 1000 small children screaming is filling your ears. Oh wait, that’s just you.
- >”Having fun Anon?”
- “Don’t call me Anon you bastard.”
- >”So coarse Anon, what is the matter?”
- “None of your business.”
- >”Very well.” When closes his mouth, the moving stops and you fall on your back.
- >Climbing to your feet and turn to face him, but he isn’t there. Instead it’s your sister.
- >As you approach her, but she vanishes, only to be replaced by Discord.
- >You say nothing, just look at him scornfully.
- >2 daggers appear in his chest.
- >”Gosh anon, staring daggers? I must have really hit a nerve.” He cackles with a grin.
- “Fuck you.”
- >A cloud of smoke poofs where he was just standing.
- >”That’s no way to talk to your mother Anon.”
- “I will fucking kill you discord, stop that shit.”
- >”Oh you’re no fun, lighten up.” He says as a wave of beach balls flows at you.
- >You keep your stoic look at he gives up.
- >”Well I suppose I found your threshold for anger.”
- >Still nothing.
- >”Oh come on, how about this.” He touches his talon to your skull and you are engulfed in ethereal flames momentarily.
- “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS”
- >It feels like your skin is turning inside out.
- >Then it just stops. You feel good, but you’re not sure why.
- >”Anon, imagine something, anything you want, then picture it in front of you.”
- >Might as well have some fun.
- >A M9 spawns in your hand and you take aim at discord.
- >When you pull the trigger, confetti and a flag that says “BOOM!” on it pops out.
- “Oh well, worth the try. So what did you do to me?” You say with a curious look sprawled over your face.
- >”Oh, well its simple my dear Anon, I gave you a small portion of my magic.” His smile never fading.
- “Well how does it work? Do I just think of things and they happen?”
- >”Pretty much, try it out.”
- >Hmm, I could go for a poptart
- >A poptart poofs into your hand, scaring the shit out of you.
- “Well, that’s going to take some getting used to, but I like this.” You say taking a bit of the chocolate and marshmallow clusterfuck.
- >”Yeah, it can get to be really convenient, but some times it’s a burden. I remember one time, I was thinking how funny it would be to see Celestia with a dong instead of a horn and a cock materialized in my hand.”
- >You fall on the ground laughing as does he.
- >”But over time you get to be able to control it.
- “So why don’t you just get yourself out of here?”
- >”Well, my magic isn’t like normal ponies magic, it is fueled by chaos.”
- >He brings up a small monitor and shows some videos of him pranking ponies.
- >The one that’s on now is of Twilight Sparkle, he replaced her milk with egg whites.
- >She takes a sip from the carton, what a pig, and blasts it all over her kitchen, gaging in the process.
- >You share a hearty laugh at her expense and you feel change coming on.
- >It’s like you just stronger, you can’t describe it really.
- >You think of something bigger than a poptart.
- >1 and ½ recliner chairs pop up next to you.
- “Hmm, must not be strong enough yet, getting there though. Show me some more videos!”
- >”Now Anon, where would be the fun in that? You have to do some pranking on your own, otherwise you would miss the experience of the hunt.”
- >”I have to get you prepared for when you fly the coop.”
- “Fly the coop? What do you mean?”
- >”I Know you’re tired of hearing it, but time will tell.”
- >”Just be ready, it might hurt a little.”
- “Have I told you yet today?”
- >”Told me what?”
- “To go fuck yourself.”
- >”No, can’t say you have.” He says with a childish smile.
- “Well consider yourself told” you match his smile, then dwarf it as you both laugh for a short while.
- >”I like you Anon, it’s a good thing I got you and not some stick in the mud.”
- “What do you mean “got me”?” you say a little rustled.
- >“Oh, nothing major. Just saved you from certain death is all.”
- “You do know I was trying to kill myself right?”
- >”Yes, and I couldn’t see any use in letting you do that, so I intervened. You’re welcome” He spouted accompanied with a douchey smile.
- >”Now Anon, we need to go over some ground rules with your new powers. I hate to have to do it, but it’s for your own good.”
- >”You must not hurt anyone to the point where they need to be hospitalized. That is one rule.”
- >”And the second rule is that if you prank someone, you must share with me, because where’s the fun if you don’t share?”
- “Well that doesn’t sound too bad, I don’t intend on hurting anyone, but I understand that it happens.”
- >”Very well, now time to set the ball in motion.”
- “Do whatever, I don’t really care anymore. It’s not like I can stop it.”
- >”Oh Anon, that’s no the fighting spirit I want to see, give it some heart!”
- >Stoic look initiated.
- >It’s not working
- >”Come on now, smile!”
- >Middle finger missiles activated
- >Target acquired
- >”Anon, what are you doing?”
- >2 middle fingers spawn in front of you and fly straight at him and explode with a loud “FUCK OFF” explosion.
- >”Very funny Anon, now prepare yourself.”
- “Yeah yeah, whatever. Just do whatever you’re going to d-“
- >You’re cut mid-sentence by a shock of electricity that only rivals the one time you were convinced to put a fork in the outlet.
- >Yep, no chance of moving right now. Too busy convulsing.
- >Vision fading, limbs loosing feeling…
- >Is that your hair burning you smell? Probably but no way to check.
- Meanwhile back in the Canterlot Castle
- >You are Luna, and you have done it!
- >You convinced your sister to release Anonymous from his rocky slumber.
- >Now, your sister, the Elements Of Harmony, and you are all standing in front of the statuesque version of Anonymous.
- >You look over to Celestia with bright and wide eyes, egging her to tell them to free him.
- >She smiles at your enthusiasm, but you can tell that she is worried of how anon will react.
- >C: Alright my little ponies, it is time.
- >As if on cue, a beam of blinding light flooded the corpse and the stone began falling away in clumps, revealing the body of the prisoner it held captive.
- >He is unmoving, but his eyes are focused.
- >Straight at Celestia…
- >This could be quite bad. I hope he isn’t too upset.
- >As soon as his legs are free he approaches Celestia.
- >This is definitely bad. I should have known this was going to happen.
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