- >After 2 months of careful planning, tonight is the night.
- >You’ve held off of shitting for the past 2 days, and your intestines feel as if they were about to burst.
- >Standing just outside of the royal castle, you think over your plan, making sure it is fresh in your memory.
- >You must not only sneak past the guards, but make sure she does not wake.
- >In order to remain stealthy you remove your clothes.
- >There you stand, stomach distended, wearing nothing but a pair of knee high yellow striped tube socks and a ski mask.
- >The moon has made its way into the sky, signaling your plan to commence.
- >Only the muffled sound of your feet connecting with the marble flooring can be heard.
- >As you enter a long hallway, you pull the map you had hidden in your tube sock out.
- >Down this hall and to the left is a guard station. Going to have to sneak by it.
- >You fold the map back up and hide it away for safe keeping.
- >As you make it to the corner you look around it and see two lunar guards standing emotionless as ever.
- >How are you going to get past these two?
- >Your stomach begins to answer that question for you.
- >A loud bubbling noise erupts and they look at each other.
- >It sounds as if Satan himself was using your asshole as an express exit to this plane of existence.
- >A noxious smelling gas fills the air, bringing a tear of joy to your eye.
- >The partners look disgusted as they turn and vomit.
- >You take your break and rush up a small flight of stairs.
- >Looking up ahead, it seems like Luna is out on a night walk.
- >Your brain screams “GET YOUR DICK IN THE DIRT” and you drop to the cold floor with a slap.
- >She passes into a nearby hallway without incident, and you and your shriveled genitals get off the floor.
- >Continuing down the hallway, you take a gander out the window.
- >The moon is dominating the sky, glazing the horizon with light, and filling the pathways with color.
- >You whip out the map and see that you are close to the target destination.
- >Just one more flight of stairs to go.
- >You’re so distracted with this plan that you don’t notice two eyes peering around a corner.
- >Why is Anonymous in the castle at this hour? And he’s in the nude as well?
- >Oh my, he is tiny.
- >You giggle under your breath.
- >I think it would be best to see what he is up to… or maybe just watch.
- >You take off down the hall towards the stairs.
- >As you begin your ascent, you swear you hear a clopping sound, but disregard it because you are so close already.
- >Now there are sure to be guards stationed at her door, so you need a way to get them out of the way… or do you?
- >You take the tube sock off your left foot and position it hanging off of your dong.
- >Beginning your cool and collected approach to the door the guards block your path.
- >”Halt. Anonymous, what is your business here?”
- “Oh, you know… She called for me. I think it would be best to let me in… you know how she can get when she is made to wait.”
- >He goes full on 1000 yard stare before backing off of the door.
- >You open it softly and enter, closing it behind you.
- >So close now you can hardly contain your gift.
- >You rip the sock off and put it back on your cold foot.
- >Inching your way to the bed where the target lay, your sphincter twitches in agony.
- >You almost botched it there, good thing your will power is so good.
- >What is Anonymous going to do? Why is he climbing onto her bed?
- >He isn’t going to… no he can’t possibly be…
- >You are squatted over the sleeping goddess of the sun, ready to reenact Nagasaki.
- >It’s as if there is a clawed animal hiding in your colon, scratching at the breach, snorting foul gas and pushing to escape.
- >Straining yourself you begin to huff and puff, grunting lightly, and pushing hard enough to form diamonds.
- >You can feel it crowning, exiting in a hot sticky stream.
- >The log that is passing onto her must weigh greatly, as you feel you just lost 10 pounds.
- >Best part is that it’s still going.
- >Crackling and little poots pass by it filling the air.
- >You’re currently rolling around on the balcony, biting your hoof to keep from bursting into laughter.
- >You had no idea Anonymous was this creative.
- >Cutting off the monster turd, you climb off of the smelly, yet smiling princess.
- >You reach up to the mound and get a little on your finger.
- >Smiling like a mad man you smear it on her brow and form a brown unibrow.
- >Signing it on her chest, you cackle and break for the balcony.
- >Wait.. something is moving out there.
- >It must die, she can not know you did this.
- >You burst through the doors to see none other than the princess of the night rolling on the floor laughing like a maniac.
- “Luna?”
- >”Oh my dear Anonymous, that was how you say “hysterical”!”
- >Shit, you don’t know if this is a good or a bad thing.
- “Yeah, great… you don’t plan on telling her do you?”
- >”I would never.”
- “Good to hear. Hey, could you get me out of here?”
- >”Are you kidding me? You’re naked, and you didn’t wipe.”
- “You bring up good points. Stay right here, I’ll be back.”
- >You jog into her room and grab her tiara.
- >Using it like a spoon, you scrape out the residual fecal mater stuck to your cheeks and walk over and place it on her head.
- >Taking a mental picture, you jog over to Luna again, dick flapping and slapping against your stomach.”
- >Off comes the sock, and onto your junk.
- “How about now?”
- >”Climb on, we can wait out the storm.”
- >She says that last part with a smile.
- >You climb on her back, and hug onto her neck.
- >The soft hair feels fantastic on your naked body, but it’s making her feel awkward .
- >She flies you over to her balcony and you climb off.
- >There you sit and talk about various topic until the sun rises.
- >The moon begins to fall over the horizon.
- “Sun will be coming up soon.”
- >”Yes it will… I can not wait!” Her giddiness apparent.
- “Man, I’m hungry. What say we get some popcorn and watch the show?”
- >She vanishes for a moment before returning with a tin of popped corn in hand.
- >You can see into Celestias room from here.
- >The mound of waste has attracted several flies, they are eagerly buzzing around her form, landing from time to time.
- >Flies are much bigger here in Equestria, it can be annoying at times, but makes them much easier to hit, and see.
- >A bulbous fly lands smack dab on her snout and she swats at her face, sending the winged mammoth fluttering away.
- >She stretches out her limbs and yawns, breathing deep in through her nose.
- >Halfway through her yawn she stops dead in her tracks.
- >She sniffles in a couple of times.
- >Those large eyes fly open.
- >Locking onto the mound that lay upon her chest her pupils shrink to pin pricks.
- >You snatch up a handful of popcorn and throw it into your maw.
- >Anything with ears in a 5 mile radius is now on fire.
- >The blood curdling scream combined with her royal voice over power you cause you to shake.
- >Smiling wide from ear to ear, you reach back for more popped gold, but your hand collides with something
- >You look over to the bowl.
- >It’s Luna’s hoof, weird why didn’t she just use magic?
- >The smile on her face sums it up for you.
- >You pull her in and plant a kiss on her waiting lips.
- >”IT STAINED MY COAT!”
- >The two of you laugh down each other’s throats.
- >Today was not a shitty day.
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