Sentient Socks oneshit(WiP 9/2/12)

>day sentient socks in equestria

>you are luna and your sister is telling you about this new creature that arrived outside ponyville

>you aren't listening because fuck her you have new socks

>"Luna are you listening to me?"

"Yeah sis, of course"

>"Ok so what are we going to do about him

>???"Tell her to bring it here"

"What was that?"

>"Luna, what are you talking about?

"I don't know, I guess I'm hearing things.

>"Ok, sis, I'm going to bring him here to judge him."

"Do what ever you want."

>she walks away and leaves you by yourself.

>Dam these socks are comfy.

>???"Thank you luna, you have very nice legs."

"Ok seriously who is saying this?

>???"Isn't it obvious? No? Seriously? Look down you dolt."

>You look around for the punk who is insulting you.

"I SEE NOTHING REVEAL YOURSELF"

>Where is this heathen?

>???"On your legs. I am on your legs, and my nonexistent ears are bleeding. Thanks you cunt."

"A-are my socks talking? No no that's not possible. Is it?"

>???"Why don't you tell me?"

"This must be the work of discord!"

>You start trying to get the socks off, but they are stuck. This is really starting to piss you off.

"REMOVE THINE SELF FROM OUR LEGS"

>???"I'm here for good lady, and no I am not from discord."

"Where are you from then?"

>S"Well that will be revealed in future, but first, I need you to do something for me."

>Your socks need you to do something. What is going on.

"What do I need to do and why?"

>"I need you to bring me to the new creature that showed up today."

"Why would I do that?"

>"Do you enjoy your legs?"

"Very much so yes."

>"Then I suggest you do what you are told, and don't bother telling anyone about me, they will just think you lost it again and send you back to the moon."

>You don't want to go back to the moon, the moon blows.

"Okay okay, I will see what I can do."

>"Very well, but make haste. I am not patient."

>You hurry out to find your sister, you remember her saying something about summoning the creature.

>To your luck, Celestia is sitting in her throne talking to what you would assume is the creature.

>You flair your wings and float up to your throne. You notice the creature looking at you dumbfounded, he's probably jealous of your awesome socks.

"Hello sister, who is this?"

>CL"This is Anonymous, Anonymous this is Luna, my sister and co ruler."

>AN"Pleased to meet you Luna."

"The pleasure is all mine."

>Well that may have sounded a little creepy, but whatever.

 

will do more probably never