Title:           Jackass in Equestria 1
Author:          fitanon
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First Edit:      Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 09:45:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 09:45:03 PM CDT

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Danger Anon and the Bog Jump
 
>Day 175 in Equestria.
>Its finally complete. it had taken weeks of preperation but you have never been so sure of anything in your life.
>This is the stunt thats gonna put you on the map.
>Your Rainbro helped extensively in its construction, as well as Applejack and Pinkie Pie.
>Twilight couldn't be bothered because shes a fucking nerd, Rarity because shes a stuck up bitch. Interestingly enough Fluttershy showed interest, but only to provide medical aid in the likely possibility that you break yourself.
>Its almost time. At the stroke of noon, you are doing this.
>'This' specifically is a quarter mile hill leading to a hundred foot ramp. The goal? Jump Froggy bottom bog.
>You get yourself settled onto your bike, which you had made yourself. It was your pride and joy, and it would carry you into fame on this day.
>You check your watch, 11:59. Time to do this.
>Rainbro flutters up to you, a slight look of worry on her face. "Anon, are you -sure- about this?"
"Positive. This will work, i've done all the math."
>"You suck at math."
"Fuck off. You got the camera?"
>She holds it up and hits record. "Ready when you are."
>Another glance at your watch confirms the time of your ascension into history.
>With a shit eating grin you look to the camera.
"Hi I'm Danger Anon, and welcome to Jackass."
 
>With a shove of the pedal, you are off.
>The scenery becomes a blur as you barrel down the incline.
>Adrenaline fills you. This is it. This is it!
>Your handlebars begin to dangerously wobble, but you get them under control.
>Thats it, nice and easy, just keep the front wheel str-OhGodthiswasabadideayouaregoingsofasttoofastohfuckohfuckOH-
>You hit the ramp, and blast straight through it.
>Your bike evaporates from under you, since you aren't a fucking bike maker.
>Your world is pain as you eat shit on the shores of the swamp and then proceed to ragdoll across the water.
>You skip a few times before smashing into a log and sinking into the murky depths.
>...you don't resurface.
>Awareness returns to you as you choke up a large volume of water. Apparently you were pulled back to shore before you could drown.
>Rainbow is staring down at you, her expression unreadable.
"How...how was it?" You croak.
>For a second Rainbow says and does nothing. Slowly, however, a grin paints itself across her face.
>"Bucking. Awesome."
>And so it began. Well, -would- begin, After you got out of the hospital.
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