Anon and Rainbro Dashie go to the Beach Part1 - Setting Sail

>Two weeks after you and Rainbro Dashie entered your romantic relationship.

>Things have been going amazing, the two of you enjoying the best of both worlds.

>You both still do all the things you did as bros, but all of the romantic shit too.

>This can be anything from a romantic walk through whitetail woods away from prying eyes, to crashing into the sheets for some good old fashioned bed breaking sex after a day of exercise and drinking.

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>You tried to keep it a secret from the rest of the town for a bit, lest the other mares catch wise to the evolution of your sexual preference and try to lay claim to you.

>That went out the window when Twibitch revealed it to everyp0ny along with photographic evidence.

>The Legion of Rape has decided to not give up on you just yet.

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>However they have seemingly halted their attempts over the past week, not looking a gift pony in the mouth you haven't questioned it. Also because you are a retard.

>This is of the state of things, and it is morning. Time to wake up motherfucker.

 

>You wake up to Dashie still snuggled into your chest after a night of intense lovin'.

>Her eyes flutter open and she shoots you a groggy smile. "Morning stud."

>Morning sweetness.

>You share a quick kiss before hitting those showers to wash off the stank of the previous evening's deed...and end up going another round in the process.

>Eventually the two of you make your way downstairs where you start to fix some breakfast.

>"So, I was thinking Anon."

>Hm?

>"Well, you remember my friend Vinyl right?"

>Of course you do. Dem fucking beats man.

>You get to making the eggs as the haybacon strips sizzle away in the pan.

>"Yeah well, did you know she has a vacation suite at a resort in the Caribouen?

>Is that right?

>"Uh huh. Well, I was talking to her the day before yesterday...Given whats happened with Twilight...and since I have some time off well-"

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>You leave the stove and slowly make your way to the calender you have hanging in the kitchen.

>"Anon?"

>No. No it was not possible.

>You were always ready in the past. Always made the preparations. How could you have forgotten?

>"Anon what is it?!"

>And yet there it was, clear as day. Tomorrow...

>Rainbow flutters over to you at this point to see what the problem is, and sees the calender.

>"...Oh buck."

>Oh fuck indeed. Tomorrow was the beginning of the estrus; Equestria's mating season. This was different from mares going into their monthly heat for a few days. This was going to last roughly two fucking weeks, and every mare from here to AAAAAAPPLELOOSA would be insatiable.

>In the past you would stockpile provisions and barricade yourself in your basement to wait it out, but that usually took at least a few days of work. You have NO time, and every mare in ponyville knows you are now p0nysexual, albeit exclusively with Dashie.

>You are fucking fucked, in quite literally every sense.

 

>Rainbro Dashie sees your distress.

>"Anon dude just chill, I've got a plan."

>What?

>"Well remember how I was talking about Vinyl's vacation pad? When she heard about...well US, she offered it to us for a week or two!"

>Shit, seriously?!

>"Buck yeah! We can lay low there and just wait this out! Think about it Anon...fully stocked minibar, room service, the ocean...me and you..." Her expression starts to cloud over with lust.

>You start to get excited. This is fucking awesome! You can't remember the last time you've gone on vacation.

>But you realize...Appleshit, Flutterslut and Twiblight can and probably would follow you to the ends of the fucking world to get what they want, even moreso with the estrus.

>You would need to throw them off your trail. To do that, you'll need to think of a plan...

>But before any of that you need to save your fucking breakfast from being burnt to a crisp!

>You manage to salvage your meal and over some lightly burned bacon and less than fluffy scrambled eggs you and Dashie start to formulate a plan...

 

>MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF RAPE.

>"Are the preparations complete?"

>"Oh, um. Yes. We just recieved word that the flower sisters will also be joining us."

>"Same wit' dem spa ponies."

>"Excellent. That should be just about everyp0ny. Now that Ponyville is aware of Anonymous and Rainbow Dash's relationship, they should be more than willing to assist us in his capture."

>"So long as WE get first rights."

>"Yes, Yes Applejack of course."

>"Oh...um...Twilight? How do we know that, um, this will work?"

>"Anonymous always barricades himself in his home during the estrus. While its strange that he hasn't been out and about gathering supplies, there is no reason to believe that this year will be any different."

>"If ya'll say so..."

>"I KNOW so. Tomorrow, at dawn, we will get our prize at long last..."

 

>The day passes, and the next morning comes.

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>Roughly a hundred yards from your house, Nearly every mare of ponyville stands assembled rank and file like an army.

>Every single one is panting heavily and is sporting a heavy blush, the air is thick with the scent of their combined excitement.

>Stallions are drawn from Ponyville by the pheremones, only to be chased off by the females, who far outnumber them.

>There is only one male they want, and they are going to claim him now.

>At the head of the Army of Rape, five generals stand at attention.

>Twilight steps foward and turns toward her friends. "Thank you for the help girls..."

>"B-but, ah!, of course darling." Rarity says with a bit of difficulty, she seems to be heavily effected by the rut.

>"Noo problem!! When I heard about a party THIS big I just HAD to get as many ponies as I could in on it! I just wish I could have brought some snacks, like cupcakes! Speaking of cupcakes did you know that the cakes just filled an order for like, a million baz-

>The wet squelch of Applejack's hoof cuts off the pink pony's rambling. "Focus sugarcube. We got us a job to do."

>Fluttershy nods. Her wings seem to be in a perpetual state of boner and she appears to be jittering a bit. "I-I'm so excited!"

 

>The purple unicorn clears her throat. "Now then, we all know what we're here to do. Anonymous and Rainbow Dash were last seen entering his house last night and have not left. The mares will surround Anon's house to make sure he can't escape, with the pegusai ready to intercept Rainbow Dash if need be. "

>"Applejack and Pinkie Pie will breach the front door, while Fluttershy will enter through the window. As long as the door's and windows remain closed, his house is warded from teleportation. Once entry has been established, I will teleport myself and Rarity into the house. Once inside we will sweep the building."

>"Then ah have a tussle with Dash, and rope Anon up right?"

>"Correct. Me and Rarity will be there to apply telekinesis if needed, while Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy will administer the...medicine."

>At this, Pinkie Pie opens her saddlebags to reveal no less than 100 small bottles of Zecora's special...medicine.

>"G-good heavens dear! Are you sure we'll need that much?"

>Twilight smirks and casts a look toward the crowd of mares. "No. But Anon certainly will. We DID make a promise didn't we girls?"

>The five ponies share a giggle before Twilight launches a magical flare from her horn into the air. Immediately the assembled mares take up position around your home, forming a huge ring around the property while the pegusai take to the air over your roof.

 

>The generals turn toward their target.

>"On my mark." Twilight whispers.

>She slowly raises a hoof, and after a quick glance to make sure everything was in place, she throws it down with a stomp.

>Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy leap into action. The two earth ponies make a beeline for your door while the yellow pegasus arcs high into the air before shooting down towards your window.

>The crowd of mares goes wild, they let loose a round of cheers and stomping hooves.

>Upon reaching the entrance to your house, Applejack and Pinkie Pie whirl around and with a simultaneous buck blow your front door, locks and all, off its hinges.

>At that exact moment Fluttershy destroys your window, and as Rarity throws her hooves around Twilight's neck the two unicorn mares blink out of sight.

 

>They're in.

>Immediately they storm through your house, checking every room and every nook and cranny therein, paying no mind to anything they knock over or damage in the process.

>Nothing.

>They make their way to the kitchen...and find the door to your basement.

>A faint sound is heard.

>The ponies freeze, straining to hear it. It sounds like voices.

>"Oh buck Anon they're here!"

>"God fucking damnit. The door should hold, lets find a way out of here."

>"AJ, Pinkie!"

>"On it!"

>Pinkie and AJ whirl around and-

SMASH

>The five rapists  gallop into the basement. Twilight pushes past the earth ponies into the room with a cocky, triumphant smile.

>"Its all over! We finally have...you...Anonymous?"

 

>In the middle of the room, a phonograph rests on the table, playing pre-recorded screams and sounds of dismay.

>Twilight slowly makes her way to the device and lifts the needle. The record winds down and stops, a hastily scrawled "FLIP ME" on a piece of tape rests at its center.

>Flipping the record, she lowers the needle.

>A pause.

>"Hey there this is Anon!"

>"And this is Rainbow Dash!"

>"We aren't home right now."

>"But if you leave your name and- ok seriously dude this is stupid."

>A sigh. "Fine. If you're listening to this then sorry, but you're shit outta luck."

>"But...but how?!" Twilight gasps.

>"You're probably wondering how this was all set up. If you look at the phonograph you'll see a tiny wire, a wire which was connected to my front door, which was tripped when you most likely broke in."

>Sure enough a thin almost invisible wire could be seen connected to the needle and running up the stairs back into the main floor.

>"Me and Anon decided to go on an extended vacation, and won't be back for a couple of weeks! That means I get him alllll to myself for the estrus. Better luck next year girls~"

 

>Two sets of laughter follow that statement before the phonograph explodes in a torrent of magic.

>Twilight is seething, taking long hissing breaths through her clenched teeth.

>Impossible. She had been outwitted AGAIN by that muscleheaded ape. How. HOW?!

>They had been watching the house all NIGHT. If Anon had left they would have known!

>And then she feels it. A breeze.

>She follows it to its source. Its coming from behind a toolshelf, in front of a hung tarp.

>The shelves get uncerimoniously thrown aside, the tarp gets ripped down, and she is left standing before-

 

>THE PREVIOUS NIGHT

>You set your things down in the living room, Rainbow Dash right behind you.

>You had gone about your daily business, appearing as nonchalant as possible. Many of the mares you encountered seemed giddy about something, and always shot you bright expectant looks before galloping away in laughter.

>Rainbow had snooped around undetected, hiding behind clouds and eavesdropping where she could.

>What had she found out?

>"Well...apparently something big is happening tomorrow. Apprently all the mares are in on it..."

>What.

>"Yeah...from what I heard they are going to try and nab you at the crack of dawn."

>Son of a bitch. And every mare is in on it?

>"As far as I can tell yeah...Anon what are we going to do? They are probably watching the house!"

>You reach into your bag and pull out the train schedule. There was one train left, and it would be leaving within an hour.

>You flash a grin toward Rainbow and beckon her to follow you.

 

>You lead her down the stairs into your basement and over to the far wall.

>You shift your tool shelf over.

>Does she remember that job you had at the quarry for a few months?

>"Huh? Oh yeah!"

>Well you found out they work with this nifty substance that melts away stone and earth while leaving precious metals and gems unharmed. After surviving your first estrus you decided it would be good to have a...plan B, if staying holed up in the basement failed.

>You tear off the tarp and reveal the fruit of a labor that took you the better part of a year.

>A long cavernous tunnel extends into the earth.

>"Holy BUCK! Is this-"

>Your plan B. An escape tunnel that runs a few hundred meters and exits within a secluded copse of trees. The two of you could use this to get the fuck out of dodge without being noticed.

>"Anon this is AWESOME! Ill go get my things."

>She turns to leave when she notices your old phonograph on the shelf. "Hey Anon, that thing can record right?"

>Sure.

>Her face splits into a wicked grin.

 

>PRESENT DAY

>Twilight stares in disbelief at the gaping tunnel.

>The four other ponies clopped up behind her, staring in a state of equal bewilderment.

>"Holey Mo-"

>"Don't buckin' start now sugarcube. Just don't."

>"This...this is the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!"

>"Oh no...w-what are we going to tell the other ponies?"

>Twilight whirls around. "Applejack. Go tell the other ponies to start searching the surrounding woods. Pinkie, I need you to find out if ANY pony happened to see where Anon and Rainbow Dash went last night. Fluttershy, see if you can find out anything from the local animals."

>"And what about me?" Rarity asks with a pout as the others rushed off to their assignments.

>"You'll be coming with me into town. This is just a minor setback, nothing more. This isn't over. Do you hear me Anonymous?! THIS ISN'T OVER!!"

>With a maniacal unhinged cackle, Twilight grabs thoroughly disturbed Rarity and disappears in a flash of light.

 

>MEANWHILE, OFF THE DOCKS OF MANEHATTAN HARBOR

>With a loud blast of the horn, the cruise liner departs from manehatten harbor.

>Apparently this trip included a free cruise to your destination.

>Maximum swag.

>You and Rainbro Dashie wave at the shrinking crowd with grins on your faces.

>The estrus moves through Equestria in a wave, by the time it hits manehattan you'll have been at the resort for a few days.

>Rainbow however is most definately in the throes of it and she turns to you with a violent blush on her features.

>"Hey, Anon?"

>Whats up?

>"Lets go find our room. Now."

>Grabbing you by the hand, she pulls you across the deck of the ship toward what you know will be one of many such experiences on this vacation.