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F&F: Story 2: The Contest

By: fireandfluffies on Jun 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.79 KB  |  hits: 148  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Five elemental mages has gathered
  2. >they debate whose art benefits society most
  3. >they can’t quite seem to come to a conclusion
  4. >suddenly, one of them proposes a challenge.
  5. >they each teach their art to a different fluffy unicorn, and then the one who’s is the biggest at years end wins
  6. >there is understandable protest, but it ends up going through
  7. >they depart
  8.  
  9. >the stone mage teaches his art to a unicorn
  10. >the stallion constructs many strong shelters for his kin
  11. >the herd flourishes, and he even manages to adopt a few disciples
  12. >their schooling is cut short when the smarty is crushed under a rock he forgot he was lifting
  13.  
  14. >the wood mage is far more confident
  15. >he teaches his student his art
  16. >the herd is flourishing in no time flat
  17. >bushes and trees are made into shelters
  18. >he even taught the smarty to remove the poison from berries
  19. >and forgot to tell him it couldn’t be removed after they’d been eaten
  20. >the smarty’s corpse is 15% arsenic by volume
  21.  
  22. >metal mage is rather confused
  23. >what the fuck is a fluffy going to do with his art in the wild?
  24. >realizes something halfway through teaching his student
  25. >releases fluffy in junkyard, and the herd follows
  26. >the unicorn is even able to make armor for his herd
  27. >he makes his own too tight
  28. >fluffy has made own mortuary statue
  29.  
  30. >fire mage is cautiously optimistic
  31. >fluffies are flammable, but that can go to their advantage.
  32. >that herd’s fluffies slowly stop going up in flames
  33. >opposing fluffies start going up in flame
  34. >just as planned
  35.  
  36. >the final mage facepalmed
  37. >who the fuck though this was a good idea
  38. >his subject miraculously survived the training
  39. >oh well, time to let this little shit out into the wild
  40. >fluffy is excited to show his friends the tricks the magic man taught him
  41. >it’s horn glows
  42. >fluffy ponies drown