- >you’re just an average citizen, living in Washington, minutes from seattle
- >not much benefit from the reckoning, gained some minor tricks
- >most of them help with your favorite hobby; gardening
- >have a private garden in your backyard
- >it’s goddamned beautiful if you don’t say so yourself
- >and sealed off with a fence, can’t have things eating your prize winning roses after all
- >hear babbling from your back yard
- >oh fuck no
- >look out your window, your garden has been invaded by fluffies
- >they’re eating everything! Fuck!
- >damage to your garden this late in spring is mostly irreversible, you’ve got to get these fluffies out of there fast
- >you grab a can of spaghettios and your nine iron before heading outside
- >a unicorn notices you and jumps out
- I smawty fwen! Dis ouw gawden now! Dum meanie munsta go way! Smawty gif ouchies!
- >it’s threatening you
- >how fucking cute
- Make musta buwny huwt!
- >it’s channeling
- >you’re not sure how to react
- >it’s visually straining to concentrate
- >wait, from what you remember, you’re too big a target for it
- Nuuuu! Nuuuu! Ouchies! Too hawt!
- >it begins to smolder
- >it’s eyes glow
- >it’s mostly lost grip on the spell
- >herd begins to panic
- Smawty huwt! Gif huggies!
- > they pile on top of the smarty, hugging him
- >what little concentration the fluffy had leaves along with his control of the spell
- >fluffy pony has miscast
- >fluffy pony detonates violently
- >taking the rest of the herd with it
- >garden unharmed
- >ash and fluffy pony shit everywhere
- >great fertilizer
- >go back inside, change clothes, and watch some reno 911 while eating those spagettios
- >everything went better than expected
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F&F: Story 1: Garden Party
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