Title:           F&F: Story 1: Garden Party
Author:          fireandfluffies
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/9Yc60xT7
First Edit:      Friday 1st of June 2012 08:15:29 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 1st of June 2012 08:15:29 AM CDT

>you’re just an average citizen, living in Washington, minutes from seattle
>not much benefit from the reckoning, gained some minor tricks
>most of them help with your favorite hobby; gardening
>have a private garden in your backyard
>it’s goddamned beautiful if you don’t say so yourself
>and sealed off with a fence, can’t have things eating your prize winning roses after all
>hear babbling from your back yard
>oh fuck no
>look out your window, your garden has been invaded by fluffies
>they’re eating everything! Fuck!
>damage to your garden this late in spring is mostly irreversible, you’ve got to get these fluffies out of there fast
>you grab a can of spaghettios and your nine iron before heading outside
>a unicorn notices you and jumps out
I smawty fwen! Dis ouw gawden now! Dum meanie munsta go way! Smawty gif ouchies!
>it’s threatening you
>how fucking cute
Make musta buwny huwt!
>it’s channeling
>you’re not sure how to react
>it’s visually straining to concentrate
>wait, from what you remember, you’re too big a target for it
Nuuuu! Nuuuu! Ouchies! Too hawt!
>it begins to smolder
>it’s eyes glow
>it’s mostly lost grip on the spell
>herd begins to panic
Smawty huwt! Gif huggies!
> they pile on top of the smarty, hugging him
>what little concentration the fluffy had leaves along with his control of the spell
>fluffy pony has miscast
>fluffy pony detonates violently
>taking the rest of the herd with it
>garden unharmed
>ash and fluffy pony shit everywhere
>great fertilizer
>go back inside, change clothes, and watch some reno 911 while eating those spagettios
>everything went better than expected