Title:           Anon the dragon(dead)
Author:          engie_
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jRDJMTPQ
First Edit:      Wednesday 22nd of March 2017 07:00:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 4th of April 2017 06:27:15 PM CDT

>be anon
>middle of winter
>killme.jpeg
>come home after a long day at work
>you open your door and walk into your tiny one-bedroom apartment
>its not much but you manage
>fall asleep in your bed
...
>"I think its dead bolt"
>"well at least we're gonna get a few hundred bits for its hide"
[starting anon.exe]
>10%.....30%....69%:^)....99%..100%
>you jerk up to The sensation of being poked with something sharp
>you hear startled screams
>"HOLY CELESTIA ITS ALIVE RUUN"
>you sit in shock
...
>ponies..
>that talked...
>Wait
>you realize this is just a dream and mentally smack yourself
....
>wow this place looks cool
>you find yourself in a snow covered forest with tracks leading in the direction of the ponis
>well it is winter
>weird its snowy out but your not cold
>you look down to find a white and light blue body
>...
>ookay that's weird even for a dream
>you pinch yourself to try to wake up
>its not working
>shishishishishishi
>ok just calm down anon just relax
>its just a dream and you'll wake up soon..
>as the moon sails overhead you wander the frozen land
>you're worried now
>why haven't you woken up yet
>why will you not wake up
>panic.jpeg
>as you have a mental breakdown you come upon a bright orange light in the distance
>a fire is burning
>you make your way to the fire hoping there is someone ANYONE who knows what's going on
>as you near the edge of the orange light you spot a poni nursing the fire and cooking something
>now you realize how hungry you are and your mouth waters from the smell
>smells like the soup grandma no name used to make
>ah those were the days
>your cousins incognito and nameless were dicks
>never let you on their gameboy but would ask you for things
>kek
>you hardly realize the pony eyeing you in fear
>hardly
"Huh?"
>you exclaim
>"OH MY PLEASE DONT EAT ME!"
>the horned poni screams quite girlishly
>it covers its face and you see a nice pair of balls in your veiw
>nice anon real nice
>now your gay
>the poni continues to cower and doesn't even think to run or hide
"Why would I eat you?"
>the poni turns around slowly
>"c-c-cause your a dragon and dragons eat meat so p-please don't eat me I don't taste good"
>oh
>ok
>you stare at the poni that's tearing up
>notthewaterworks.png
"No no don't cry I'm not gonna eat you Jesus"
>the poni looks up at you in utter confusion
>"w-what?"
"Uh your stuff is overflowing"
>the poni looks over to the roaring fire
>the pot he was using bubbles over and into the fire
>"oh MY"
>he yells as he rushes over and tends to his food
>and seems to forget about you completely
>no wonder their afraid of dragons
>ponis are dumb
"So where am I?"
>the poni takes out a bowl and dips it into the soup
>"oh your in the deep north even further than the crystal empires magic can reach"
>he says with a mouthful
>magic??
>crystal empire???
"What's the crystal empire?"
>you ask confused
>the poni stares at you like your slow
>"...you don't know what the crystal empire is?"[Spoiler]take a shot for every time I say crystal empire[/Spoiler]
>no
"No"
>"well I don't expect it from a dragon"
>...
>wow if you /were/ a dragon that would sound very racist
>you decide to ask the poni for his name
"So...what's your name?"
>now that your closer to him you see features that you didn't notice
>the dirty white coat
>the shoddy tent
>the tired eyes
>those ice blue eyes ..looks like his glare could cut steel
>the wind blows hard and the poni shivers
>your not cold though. Cool
>"so what's a frost dragon doing down here anyways?"
>frost dragon?
>peices fall into place in your head
>why your not cold
>why you woke up in snow
>why the ponis were scared out of their minds
>that thread you read before bed
>aw fuck
"Aw fucking hell"
>well. Shit
>this isn't a dream