Have Saddle Will Travel 4

[9/1/2013 9:39:18 PM] emms: You have all survived the first night of your crazy adventure!  and are noww waking up from a questionably peacful sleep. The settlement is stirring about as you all wake up one by one, what do you all do now?

[9/1/2013 9:39:59 PM] Inkwell δ: I stretch out and look for my phone to see what time it is. Alas, I don't have a phone. >8V

[9/1/2013 9:40:10 PM] Feffernoose: (Moving upstairs right now)

[9/1/2013 9:41:46 PM] Elba: Wake up left time! Just hold on to Left and roll off hammer... *thump*

[9/1/2013 9:42:21 PM] Left: "Ahahaaaaa..."

[9/1/2013 9:42:30 PM] Elba: And Presto!

[9/1/2013 9:44:52 PM] Left: I strech and head out. Where's the nearest source of water?

[9/1/2013 9:45:22 PM] emms: near by where the story teller was last night Glittter

[9/1/2013 9:45:24 PM] Synergy: I keep my hat down over my face... just recovering from the dream

[9/1/2013 9:45:44 PM] Left: A river?

[9/1/2013 9:45:50 PM] emms: a well

[9/1/2013 9:47:15 PM] Left: Dammit. No shower, Just a quick wash then. I drag out my hygene case and get to it.

[9/1/2013 9:47:38 PM] Elba: I poke Feffernoose "Wake up time!"

[9/1/2013 9:47:48 PM] *** Call ended, duration 35:46 ***

[9/1/2013 9:47:51 PM] *** Group call ***

[9/1/2013 9:48:03 PM] Feffernoose: "Nooooo… five more minutes Jenkins…" I moan sleepily

[9/1/2013 9:48:48 PM] Elba: If I remmeber... I whisper "Vagina"

[9/1/2013 9:49:11 PM] Feffernoose: My eyes flap open. "What? Where? Inkwell?"

[9/1/2013 9:49:44 PM] Elba: "Nope! Here! But Good morning!"

[9/1/2013 9:50:25 PM] Feffernoose: "Oh, hi Elba! You're not Jenkins." I yawn and stretches my hooves. "Are we setting out for the day?"

[9/1/2013 9:51:02 PM] Feffernoose: "Also ignore everything I just said"

[9/1/2013 9:51:33 PM] Skittles: I sit just on the outskirts of the camp, replaying my dream over and over again

[9/1/2013 9:51:48 PM] Skittles: (fuck pencils)

[9/1/2013 9:51:54 PM] emms: how does the deam make you feel skittles?

[9/1/2013 9:52:12 PM] Skittles: Considering I've never dreamt about clowns before, pretty weird

[9/1/2013 9:52:37 PM] emms: it does

[9/1/2013 9:52:45 PM] emms: perhaps share it with friends?

[9/1/2013 9:53:26 PM] Elba: "I won't!  And I think we are."

[9/1/2013 9:54:19 PM] Left: After grooming myself back to meeting-the-princess quality, I walk back and start packing

[9/1/2013 9:54:50 PM] emms: Ferrah! you hear the sounds of moving ponies!

[9/1/2013 9:56:33 PM] Synergy: with a groan I chase the taste of morning from my mouth with a swig from my flask, and set about preening.

[9/1/2013 9:58:38 PM] Skittles: I dwell on the thought for a moment before shaking my head

"I couldn't explain it anyway..."

Standing up, I head back into camp to look for the others

[9/1/2013 9:58:41 PM] Elba: I'll poke inkwell awake while preening

[9/1/2013 10:00:21 PM] Inkwell δ: I frown and get up, phoneless, clockless, and disoriented thus. "How do you even know what time it is...?"

[9/1/2013 10:00:39 PM] emms: You findd everyone conveniently in one tipi thing Skittles

[9/1/2013 10:00:52 PM] Inkwell δ: teepee?

[9/1/2013 10:00:55 PM] emms: that

[9/1/2013 10:02:07 PM] Elba: "By the sun! Also, We have clocks. But Glitter's Watch thing has the clock

[9/1/2013 10:03:23 PM] Skittles: I take a seat nearby and observe the interaction going on, not daring to speak just yet

[9/1/2013 10:04:15 PM] Feffernoose: I poke my head outside. "I can't remember where we are"

[9/1/2013 10:05:26 PM] Inkwell δ: I nod. "The sun, the brightest star of the sky, for the brightest ponies to utilize. What are we doing today?"

[9/1/2013 10:06:03 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose trots over to the circle of ponies. "Are we going to kick some cutie-marked ass today?"

[9/1/2013 10:06:51 PM] Left: "Maybe. Maybe Not. Ferrah, I heard you talked to the locals here. What'd you learn?"

[9/1/2013 10:07:23 PM] Synergy: I yawn and spit the small bit of down feathers from my mouth

[9/1/2013 10:09:06 PM] Synergy: "Peace is a senator who offers an opposing view from the leader of Zebrica in the International Assembly.  His platform seems to be one of war... he's gathering folks to try and serve as pawns in an army, and he seems to be gathering resources at sea.  We are likely to find him on a boat."

[9/1/2013 10:14:45 PM] Left: "intresting. Well then. We'll start by finding port town. maybe even a recrument center."

[9/1/2013 10:16:44 PM] Synergy: "I would suggest moving quickly.  If we need to infiltrate as would-be recruits we best handle that before news travels of those dead minotaurs."

[9/1/2013 10:17:22 PM | Edited 10:17:27 PM] emms: Everyone qwuick! make a roll!

[9/1/2013 10:17:27 PM | Edited 10:17:33 PM] Inkwell δ: Who all was in hearing range of Ferrah's latest statement?

[9/1/2013 10:17:34 PM] emms: everyone I assume

[9/1/2013 10:17:41 PM] Inkwell δ: 8

[9/1/2013 10:17:51 PM] Left: 6

[9/1/2013 10:17:52 PM] Feffernoose: 6

[9/1/2013 10:18:05 PM] Left: 6

[9/1/2013 10:18:07 PM] Skittles: 10

[9/1/2013 10:18:12 PM] Synergy: 10

[9/1/2013 10:19:03 PM] Inkwell δ: "--So they /did/ die then?" LOVELY. I listened to people dying. YAAAY.

[9/1/2013 10:19:41 PM | Edited 10:19:56 PM] emms: Skittles, Ferrah, you remember, the closest water town is in fact a near by river town called Glascolt.

[9/1/2013 10:19:41 PM] Synergy: "Well... candyman there got a bit frisky with a knife.  I was just taking down the lawmen."

[9/1/2013 10:20:44 PM] Skittles: I shrug

"Seeing my frinds in trouble is its trigger"

[9/1/2013 10:22:04 PM] Synergy: "Well... regardless, I think we should try for Glasscolt.  One day's trek, and we're not going to be using the train."

[9/1/2013 10:23:16 PM] Left: "We could fly. Rig up some carts, And ask the pegasai nicely."

[9/1/2013 10:23:28 PM] Elba: "I would help!"

[9/1/2013 10:23:35 PM | Edited 10:23:38 PM] Inkwell δ: "I'm not going in the air."

[9/1/2013 10:23:47 PM] Feffernoose: "Oh! Oh! Me! I can fly! I can be helpful!"

[9/1/2013 10:27:20 PM] emms: so how does the party get to GlasColt

[9/1/2013 10:27:58 PM] Left: "please, It won't be uncontrolled"

[9/1/2013 10:28:15 PM] Synergy: "I suggest flying... even if you're squeamish it can get rid of several hours of walking in the desert sun."

[9/1/2013 10:28:33 PM | Edited 10:28:41 PM] Inkwell δ: "I'd rather die by train than fly."

[9/1/2013 10:28:54 PM] Skittles: I facehoove

"I told her an airship would come in handy..."

I silently curse the ball and chain along with her budget

[9/1/2013 10:28:59 PM] Feffernoose: "Inkwell can ride on my back if she wants"

[9/1/2013 10:29:21 PM] Inkwell δ: "I'd rather fly than ride on someone while flying."

[9/1/2013 10:29:25 PM] Left: "fef, You're a bit too small for that"

[9/1/2013 10:29:39 PM] Feffernoose: I glare at Glitter Gleam.

[9/1/2013 10:32:25 PM] Left: "Hey, Trust me. You'll be exausted. And please, We need the speed adavantage."

[9/1/2013 10:33:46 PM] Inkwell δ: "I'd rather not."

[9/1/2013 10:34:24 PM] Synergy: I sigh

[9/1/2013 10:34:42 PM] Synergy: "Look, no one's going to drop you.  We can very easily support you in a number of ways for the flight."

[9/1/2013 10:37:44 PM] Elba: "Please..." I give Inkwell the big eyes

[9/1/2013 10:38:26 PM] Inkwell δ: "....."

[9/1/2013 10:38:36 PM] Inkwell δ: I look at all of you guys.

[9/1/2013 10:38:45 PM] Inkwell δ: "Which one of you is strongest?"

[9/1/2013 10:39:42 PM] Elba: I point to Ferrah

[9/1/2013 10:39:44 PM] Synergy: I smirk and raise a taloned foreleg, "I think I can handle it, missy."

[9/1/2013 10:40:43 PM] Skittles: (because she wouldn't buy me an airship :V)

[9/1/2013 10:41:09 PM] Skittles: (Well, I'm co-CEO of an entire company)

[9/1/2013 10:42:45 PM] Inkwell δ: I sit my fanny down. "If you carry me, I'll fly, albeit unwillingly. I call air rape."

[9/1/2013 10:44:12 PM | Edited 10:44:14 PM] Left: "I call that a yes. If you don't like it, I'll get you a harness"

[9/1/2013 10:45:06 PM] Feffernoose: "I'll carry her!!!"

[9/1/2013 10:45:08 PM] Inkwell δ: "So now it's with bondage?"

[9/1/2013 10:45:16 PM] Feffernoose: "I'LL CARRY HER MORE"

[9/1/2013 10:45:23 PM] Synergy: I blink...

[9/1/2013 10:45:30 PM] Synergy: "Who's carrying the crazy one?"

[9/1/2013 10:45:41 PM] Feffernoose: "Mother dearest always tells me to be charitable."

[9/1/2013 10:45:48 PM] Left: "She can fly herself."

[9/1/2013 10:45:57 PM] Inkwell δ: "Who's the crazy one?"

[9/1/2013 10:46:12 PM] Left: I point to Elba

[9/1/2013 10:46:20 PM] Feffernoose: Feffernoose sits there and hums. "My name's Feffernoose, my name's Feffernoose, and I'm singing my song"

[9/1/2013 10:46:21 PM] Elba: I point to skittles

[9/1/2013 10:46:47 PM] Skittles: I point to a tumbleweed

[9/1/2013 10:46:48 PM] Synergy: "Sorry, the manic one."

[9/1/2013 10:46:52 PM] Synergy: I point to Fef.

[9/1/2013 10:47:59 PM] Skittles: I scoff

"I'm only crazy around you people. The fact Glitter and Elba here are close friends of mine makes me a bit... crazy about making sure they get home after whatever this is."

[9/1/2013 10:50:08 PM | Edited 10:50:11 PM] Left: "Anyway. Let's say our thank yous, get told no payment nessecary and leave a bag of bits for them to find after we leave."

[9/1/2013 10:50:36 PM] Inkwell δ: I smirk at the word 'bits'.

[9/1/2013 10:51:16 PM] Left: I head out and go find the chief.

[9/1/2013 10:51:51 PM] emms: The Chief can be found amongt the townsfolk, being a good community leader fellow

 

[9/1/2013 10:56:46 PM] Left: I bow "Yes Chief. Thank you for your Hosiptality." I float over a bag of bits.

 

[9/1/2013 10:58:41 PM] emms: he smiles "thank you for the opportunity, we've not had visitors in a long while" he smiles and takes the money, one of his advisors walking up to Ferrah and handing her a folded up note.

 

[9/1/2013 11:02:48 PM] Synergy: I grasp the note gently and smile to the advisor, "Thank you kindly, Chief.  Don't hesitate to call on me if you ever need my services."

[9/1/2013 11:03:21 PM | Edited 11:03:27 PM] emms: He nods a moment "I'll get in touch as soon as I can"

[9/1/2013 11:04:50 PM] Skittles: (don't wanna)

[9/1/2013 11:04:56 PM] Synergy: I gesture to the note, "Thanks for this, too, Chief."

[9/1/2013 11:05:20 PM] emms: He nods "we help those that help us, you all take care"

[9/1/2013 11:07:38 PM] Synergy: "You've more class than most I've ever seen in any capital city, and you're always a good friend."

[9/1/2013 11:08:48 PM] emms: He smiles "And you're better than most bounty hunters"

[9/1/2013 11:09:51 PM] Synergy: I tip my hat again, "much obliged."

[9/1/2013 11:10:13 PM] Elba: "Thanks!

[9/1/2013 11:11:32 PM] Elba: I wave with my wing.

[9/1/2013 11:11:51 PM] emms: And with that this party proceeds to leave to go...in which direction?!

[9/1/2013 11:12:03 PM] Left: To glascolt!

[9/1/2013 11:12:26 PM] emms: and how are you getting there?

[9/1/2013 11:12:37 PM] Left: Flying!.

[9/1/2013 11:13:58 PM] Elba: Well, I could carry left, or he could just fly Him.. herself

[9/1/2013 11:14:11 PM] emms: How does Ink feel?

[9/1/2013 11:14:35 PM] Inkwell δ: I'll be a petrified glass colt while Ferrah and only Ferrah carries me.

[9/1/2013 11:15:33 PM] emms: QUICK! EVERYONE! ROLL!

[9/1/2013 11:15:40 PM] Feffernoose: 7

[9/1/2013 11:15:41 PM] Inkwell δ: 4

[9/1/2013 11:15:43 PM] Left: 7

[9/1/2013 11:15:46 PM] Synergy: 8

 

[9/1/2013 11:16:05 PM] Elba: 10!

 

[9/1/2013 11:17:00 PM] emms: You are suddenly accosted by approximately 6 earth ponies, all wearing clown masks. All wielding nasty clubs or knives.

[9/1/2013 11:17:31 PM] Feffernoose: "shit"

[9/1/2013 11:17:31 PM] Elba: In mid air?

[9/1/2013 11:17:47 PM | Edited 11:17:52 PM] emms: nope, before you get to fly

[9/1/2013 11:18:59 PM] Left: ...What. "You're going to need a bigger knife. Get out of our way."

[9/1/2013 11:19:26 PM] emms: None of them reply only getting closer, in very menacing fashion. You're gonna have to fight it seems.

[9/1/2013 11:20:11 PM] Inkwell δ: [Does my low roll negate my ability to post a reaction? Or can I go ahead and do something?]

[9/1/2013 11:20:33 PM] Skittles: A small grin begins to creep onto my lips

"You're about to make a serious mistake, kids..."

[9/1/2013 11:20:50 PM | Edited 11:20:52 PM] Left: I flatten one with the hammer. "Go away"

[9/1/2013 11:20:55 PM] Synergy: I smirk at the masked ponies, "Well it seems the circus came to the desert.  Pity the only fee we'll pay to see it is a few bullets."

 

[9/1/2013 11:24:50 PM] Elba: Well then. I'll pick up feffernoose and carry her away from the fight

[9/1/2013 11:25:29 PM] emms: so a total of 5  ponies vers 4 or so

[9/1/2013 11:26:18 PM] Elba: Well, I want to just keep her out of harms way. so above the fight

[9/1/2013 11:26:25 PM] Elba: Who's next?

[9/1/2013 11:27:21 PM] Skittles: 3

[9/1/2013 11:27:23 PM] Synergy: 8

 

[9/1/2013 11:30:30 PM] Synergy: I shoot the lot of them.  Five shots, one pistol, one taloned hand holding the gun and squeezing the trigger, the other one swapping from chamber to chamber on the revolver.  (7, 8, 9, 3, 10) with rounds to stun for (2, 1, 0, 2, 1)

[9/1/2013 11:31:56 PM] emms: the four shots takek down3 of the five ponies one manages to beam you right in the head with a pipe

 

[9/1/2013 11:33:08 PM] Skittles: How distracted are these bags of candy?

[9/1/2013 11:33:21 PM] emms: not very, they all seem to really wnt to mess you guys up

[9/1/2013 11:35:46 PM] Skittles: I casually draw Pickle and step forward

"If you had a wish for death just now, welcome to your lucky day. I shall grant what your heart desires most..."

I (bounce) towards the nearest pony and strike with Pickle

"TO STOP PERMANENTLY!"

(I rolled an 8)

[9/1/2013 11:38:14 PM] emms: the closest on hets it right in the head, screaming in a wilhelms-eqsue manner as he dies via knife to the face. remaining pony manages to smack you with his own wooden beam before running at Deb, since feffernoose is currently air borne with Elba.

 

[9/1/2013 11:39:40 PM | Edited 11:39:49 PM] Left: I spin around in mid air for a pefectly executed golf swing on the charging pony. 6

[9/1/2013 11:40:11 PM] emms: he manages to duck out of the way, (he rolled a 9) and is screaming as he runs at Deb.

 

[9/1/2013 11:44:01 PM] Inkwell δ: Well holy shit. I grab my book from my bag and hold it in front of me for defense. I panic as the pony charges me. I DON'T WANNA DIE! NOT HERE, NOT NOW! NONE OF MY DREAMS... NEVER MET HIM... /I WISH HE WAS REAL TO SAVE ME!/ I just scream for my life. [Eldritch Pact, 3]

 

[9/1/2013 11:46:04 PM] emms: your book opens up mysteriously as a black image appears for all of five seconds, having managed to stab this guy in the chest as he failed on a horrible level! the mysterious book spawned colt immediatly disappearinig as the lifeless mook falls and dies.

 

[9/1/2013 11:47:50 PM] emms: The enemy group is now full of DEATH, what now pony party?

[9/1/2013 11:47:54 PM] emms: and griffin

[9/1/2013 11:48:54 PM] Inkwell δ: I stare wide-eyed at my book, and at the victim of the...uh...whatever that was that just happened. I tremble. Not only did I just watch ponies die, I...uh...

 

ididthething

[9/1/2013 11:49:16 PM] emms: magic Inkwell. You did Magic.

[9/1/2013 11:49:33 PM] Skittles: I shake off the hit and retrieve Pickle, wrenching it from the fallen pony with as much noise as possible

"Wish granted~"

[9/1/2013 11:50:00 PM] Elba: I'll put the feffernoose down.

[9/1/2013 11:50:10 PM | Edited 11:50:30 PM] Elba: And run to skittles

[9/1/2013 11:50:24 PM] Elba: "Are you hurt?"

[9/1/2013 11:52:25 PM] Elba: I will heal skittles with my heal beam!

[9/1/2013 11:52:38 PM] Skittles: I give my head a few shakes after putting Pickle back in the scabbard

"I'll be fine. Are you and Glitter okay?"

[9/1/2013 11:53:16 PM] Left: "I'm just mad I missed"

[9/1/2013 11:53:22 PM] Elba: "Hits to the head are serious. Stay still"

[9/1/2013 11:53:46 PM] emms: what is feffernoose doing in all this madness?

[9/1/2013 11:53:54 PM] Skittles: "I get hit all the time. Kids in candy stores are serious business."

[9/1/2013 11:53:55 PM] Feffernoose: convulsing on the ground

[9/1/2013 11:53:59 PM] Feffernoose: perhaps from lack of candy

[9/1/2013 11:53:59 PM] Feffernoose: who knkows

[9/1/2013 11:54:00 PM | Edited 11:54:18 PM] Elba: "Ferrah, Are you ok?"

[9/1/2013 11:55:23 PM] Synergy: I shake my head and adjust my hat, "I'll live.  Can't say as much for these sods."  I crouch by each... trying to see if any is still living.

[9/1/2013 11:56:06 PM] emms: only 2 seem to still be kind of in okay conditions

[9/1/2013 11:57:40 PM] Elba: I jab glitter's side. "I think Ferrah needs an automatic

[9/1/2013 11:58:15 PM] emms: hey, skittles, give feffernoose some candy.

[9/1/2013 11:59:51 PM] Skittles: I look over to Fef and debate the option for a moment

"You owe me, kid"

I take out a medium bag and toss it to her

[12:01:16 AM] Inkwell δ: I force myself to move, approaching the pone I, uh, gave a nasty papercut to. I sit next to the body and stare at it, feeling a lovely shade of pale as fuck.

 

[12:03:31 AM | Edited 12:04:01 AM] emms: how do you feel here Deb? staring at this dead stallion

[12:03:53 AM] Elba: I hug Inkwell

[12:05:10 AM] Left: I sit there pondering how ferrah would do with a two handed thing. or maybe just a double action

[12:05:40 AM] Skittles: I walk up and look at the corpse, whistling

"Nicely done. Not as much candy, but you did good."

[12:08:30 AM] Inkwell δ: I feel... hugged. Hugged and sick. Not sure if I want to cry, throw up, or try and commit CPR on the pone because he can't be dead, people don't die that easily right?

[12:09:05 AM] emms: well he was kind of stabbed through the chest.

[12:09:44 AM] Inkwell δ: Y'know, voice in the sky, someone survived a golf club through their skull once. Shush.

 

[12:38:55 AM] Synergy: "First kill?"  I take a swig of my flask

[12:41:21 AM] Inkwell δ: "He's not dead."

[12:41:52 AM] Elba: "I'm sorry"

[12:41:54 AM] Synergy: I slink on over and push at the body, "Oh, he dead."

[12:42:03 AM] Skittles: I give the corpse a kick

"Hey.... you dead, candy bag?"

[12:42:24 AM] emms: the corpse does not answer

[12:42:28 AM] emms: because they are a corpse

[12:42:40 AM] Inkwell δ: [trying not to cackle in a room of people]

[12:43:47 AM | Edited 12:43:48 AM] Inkwell δ: "He's a clown. Clowns fake dead."

[12:44:06 AM] Left: "You removed the clown from him"

[12:44:07 AM] emms: ((that's only when the clown is mark hamil.))

[12:44:08 AM] Synergy: I reach down and pull off his mask

[12:44:13 AM] Synergy: "And now he's a dead pony."

[12:44:55 AM] Skittles: I take out Pickle and drive it down in the pony's face as hard as I can

"He's dead now"

[12:45:14 AM] Inkwell δ: Oh.

[12:45:17 AM] Synergy: I blink at the bit of blood spatter that gets on my face..

[12:45:48 AM] Left: I clean my face off "Hey! I just groomed!"

[12:45:58 AM] Inkwell δ: Do I need to roll to 'punch' Skittles?

[12:46:07 AM] Elba: (hi!)

[12:46:11 AM] emms: you can if you want

[12:46:17 AM] Synergy: "Well then... stabby, you might want to hold back that zealous nature of yours around her... it seems she's not the kind for that sort of thing... Unicorn.. do ponies kill one another where you come from?"

[12:46:21 AM] Inkwell δ: 4

[12:46:51 AM] emms: You realise this pegasus stabs people, punching isn't smart

[12:46:53 AM | Edited 12:47:28 AM] Left: "Not really, No. at most fights tended to be settled with a food fights"

[12:47:45 AM] Inkwell δ: [omg left]

[12:48:00 AM] Synergy: "Not you... her"

[12:48:59 AM] Synergy: "Look, this is the second time I've thrown in my pistols in the fray for you ponies... names.  I can't be calling one of you 'you' and another 'that other one' and so forth."

[12:49:20 AM] Skittles: I withdraw Pickle and place it back in the scabbard, turning toward the griffon

"I've been through a lot to really care about anything other than getting me and my friends home safe. That's all that matters right now."

I turn my back and look towards the direction we were going again

[12:49:28 AM] Left: "I thought I told my name was Glitter Gleam"

[12:50:06 AM] Synergy: "Yes, you did, but I haven't been able to make heads nor tails of anyone else's name here... the pink one is... Ebby?"

[12:50:28 AM] Synergy: "Ebna.. Elbay?"

[12:50:32 AM] Elba: "Elba! I said that too!"

[12:50:48 AM] Elba: I giggle

[12:51:58 AM] Synergy: "Don't ponies usually name their foals for what they're going to be good at?  Nothing comes to mind when you say that... it's like a Griffon name.   Strange.  A pony with a griffon name."

[12:52:44 AM] Elba: "It's a long story. And a different langauge."

[12:54:41 AM] Inkwell δ: "Griffon, if you must know..." I look to Ferrah, looking a bit... touched by distress. "It doesn't matter what her name is or if there's killing where I'm from because she's not real. You're not real. I'm not real. Unicorns and pegasi and griffons aren't real and this show is just a dream, you know?! That's how I'm still alive, it's a fucking dream! I didn't kill anyone, it's just a dream character! I did nothing wrong!"

[12:55:47 AM] Skittles: I sit on my haunches and wait for the group to get it together as I take out a sucker and enjoy

[12:55:50 AM] Synergy: "I... huh, wow, denial much?  This is the only real world right here right now.  You've got to act like it is the one real one because if you bite the big one here you're out of the game."

[12:55:54 AM] Elba: I hug inkwell tighter.

[12:58:36 AM] Inkwell δ: "You wouldn't know, griffon. You're just a part of this crazy-ass dream. If I were to die right now I would just wake up in my bed with my blankets and pillows and dad and fingers, but you wouldn't understand. You're just a fucking CARTOON!"

[12:59:29 AM] Synergy: I blink and quirk my head to the side, "Uhh... so the unicorn is insane.  So is the blue one, but the crazy I kind of like."

[12:59:38 AM] Synergy: I look to the others

[12:59:42 AM] Synergy: "Y'all hearing this?"

[1:00:03 AM] Left: I grin and sweat. Best she doesn't know. Not even elba knows.

[1:02:31 AM | Edited 1:03:25 AM] Left: "Deb? Please listen. After all this, we can stroll up to Canterlot and you can give Captain silly a nice, big hug. He'll understand"

[1:03:08 AM] Globebutt: (Capitalize that S in Silly. It's a proper title.)

[1:04:47 AM] Synergy: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUq4CadWL4M )

[1:05:49 AM] Inkwell δ: "...Ron's in this dream, too..." I close my eyes and lean into Elba's hug, breathing a little easier now. "Can we go see him?"

[1:06:17 AM] Left: "Soon. We're doing a job for him."

[1:06:33 AM] Synergy: I look about like Gilda when she was fuming and about to explode from Pinkie.... "This isn't a dream!"

[1:06:45 AM] Synergy: I turn around and tuck my hat down and head towards Skittles.

[1:07:14 AM] Elba: "you should listen to then nice griffon"

[1:07:26 AM] Skittles: I keep at the sucker

"How many licks is this gonna take? The world doesn't care to know..."

[1:07:28 AM | Edited 1:07:43 AM] Left: "Ready to go?"

[1:08:15 AM] Synergy: I nudge Skittles

[1:08:19 AM] Synergy: "What's her deal?"

[1:09:43 AM] Skittles: I shrug

"Not a clue. Never seen her before you all strolled into the shop."

[1:10:12 AM] Inkwell δ: I physically perk up, looking to Glitter Gleam. "I wanna go. The sooner this job is done, the sooner we can see Midnight and the sooner I can prove to the bitchy griffon that this is a dream."

[1:10:55 AM] Synergy: I glare back at Deb, "Nice thing to say to the Griffon who's got to haul your ass to Glasscolt."

[1:11:20 AM] Inkwell δ: "If you drop me then I'll just wake up."

[1:11:29 AM] Left: "Hey! This ain't a dream. It's just as real as the place you left."

[1:12:49 AM] Synergy: "Lucky for you, I'm not going to test your theory.  You seem nice enough, and don't deserve to be as dead as those.. clowns."

[1:12:53 AM] Skittles: I shake my head and stand, flaring my wings and giving them an experimental flap

"We heading out yet, or are we gonna argue about sugar plum fairies?

[1:14:03 AM] Left: I jump up on Elba "Nope. Let us move!"

[1:14:10 AM] Elba: I fly!

[1:14:48 AM] Synergy: I run at Deb... I look like I'm charging her, and my forelegs hook around her, talons giving a tight grasp as I lift her up with a grunt.

[1:15:13 AM] Inkwell δ: [[>read grunt as cunt]]

[[>mfw]]

[1:15:31 AM] Skittles: (ink pls)

[1:15:34 AM] emms: And then they flew to GlasColt

[1:15:43 AM] emms: into the end of the session~