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AiE Luna 20

By: emmens on Sep 30th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.96 KB  |  hits: 62  |  expires: Never
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  1. >>4784952
  2. >To DEFEAT the HUUUNS.
  3. >Damn it Li Shang!
  4. >"First things first things first" Shining states pulling your armor off with his magic, elliciting a yelp from you. "You're not training with these on until at least a week from now."
  5. >The armor gets set aside and you find heavy weights attached to each of your hooves.
  6. >"Now run laps around the field until I tell you to stop"
  7. >Suddenly you get flash backs of PE from highschool.
  8. >You spend the next several minutes trotting a circle around the area.
  9. >You can pretty much tell he does this to every recruit.
  10. >The ground is worn and divoted, not an ounce of grass to be seen.
  11. >Your legs are burning by the 20th lap.
  12. >Fucking Liver
  13. >Failing and sending you to Equestria.
  14. >Fucking
  15. >Liver.
  16. >Shining stops you"Alright. We're moving onto wing training next" he says holding a wing harness.
  17. "...How long we gonna be doing training again?"
  18. >"Three hours a day for a month"
  19. >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU