Title:           You Gotta Stand Up Tall, Learn to Face Your Fears...
Author:          eleven
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/d1TdvYZS
First Edit:      Tuesday 26th of June 2012 04:44:05 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 26th of June 2012 04:44:05 PM CDT

>hear fluffy pony crying in the distance
>find her crying in the kitchen
>she must've gotten hit in the head with a bag of flour
>it looks like she was trying to make you some sort of cake
>she's sobbing up a storm, but luckily you don't see any blood
>"fwuffy head huwwwt!"
>you pick her up to console you, she gets nervous and thinks you're going to punish her for making a mess
>"I sowee daddy! no wan' make mess! fwuffy wanted to bake cake fow' daddy!"
>"It's alright; I know you meant well."
>Set the fluffy on the counter, go and grab a hand vacuum cleaner
>fluffy protests a bit when being cleaned off, says she didn't want "huwties"
>she still hugs it when everything's done; all things considered, she didn't get much on her fur
>After she's clean, you pat her on her head fluff
>She perks right up, smiling and babbling just like she always does
>"Alright Pinkie, now go back in the living room while Daddy cleans the rest of this up!"
>She nods and happily scampers away
>Out of all of the fluffies you could've gotten based off of the mane six, why did you get one that pretends to know what parties are?