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You Gotta Stand Up Tall, Learn to Face Your Fears...

By: eleven on Jun 26th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.11 KB  |  hits: 161  |  expires: Never
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  1. >hear fluffy pony crying in the distance
  2. >find her crying in the kitchen
  3. >she must've gotten hit in the head with a bag of flour
  4. >it looks like she was trying to make you some sort of cake
  5. >she's sobbing up a storm, but luckily you don't see any blood
  6. >"fwuffy head huwwwt!"
  7. >you pick her up to console you, she gets nervous and thinks you're going to punish her for making a mess
  8. >"I sowee daddy! no wan' make mess! fwuffy wanted to bake cake fow' daddy!"
  9. >"It's alright; I know you meant well."
  10. >Set the fluffy on the counter, go and grab a hand vacuum cleaner
  11. >fluffy protests a bit when being cleaned off, says she didn't want "huwties"
  12. >she still hugs it when everything's done; all things considered, she didn't get much on her fur
  13. >After she's clean, you pat her on her head fluff
  14. >She perks right up, smiling and babbling just like she always does
  15. >"Alright Pinkie, now go back in the living room while Daddy cleans the rest of this up!"
  16. >She nods and happily scampers away
  17. >Out of all of the fluffies you could've gotten based off of the mane six, why did you get one that pretends to know what parties are?