Title:           Twilight Flopple
Author:          eleven
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First Edit:      Monday 23rd of July 2012 07:22:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 23rd of July 2012 07:22:31 PM CDT

    >have a breeder specifically sire you your own fluffy pony version of twilight sparkle
    >she acts a lot like the real thing, pretending to read books and scribbling on the walls with a crayon, pretending to talk to "Pwincess Cewestia"
    >sometimes you get sick of her shit and use her as a mop to get the crayon off the wall
    >she stands in the same place shivering and crying for hours afterward; it's hysterical
    >one day, you come across Twilight concentrating hard on one of your old porn magazines
    >she sees you walking by
    >"Hi Daddy! Twiwight weading!"
    >You've had enough of this shit; it was kind of cute but now it's just embarrassing; besides, you don't want fluffy slobber all over your stuff
    >You snatch the magazine from her
    >"You can't read, you stupid asshole; stop lying to yourself!"
    >She looks up at you with this big ol' fluffy eyes full of tears, her lip quivering
    >"Twiwight can' wead?"
    >"No! Now go back to your room and play with Spike or something; I'm tired of you."
    >She sulks back to her room
    >You sit down on the couch
    >A few seconds later, you hear a thud and some anguished yelps
    >"You can't do magic either!"