Title:           The Fart of the Dress
Author:          eleven
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/LRgFTfUJ
First Edit:      Saturday 21st of July 2012 06:50:21 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 21st of July 2012 06:50:21 PM CDT

    >fluffy pony wants to be a fashion designer
    >amused, you give her a box of old baby doll clothes to mess around with
    >she squeals with joy when this happens
    >"FANK YOO!! YOO BEST DADDEH EVAH!"
    >she and the box end up in her safe room for like 4 hours
    >eventually she comes out, eager to model her new look for you
    >she prances around, wearing like 3 different dresses, completely ripped up and inexplicably covered in urine
    >you wrinkle your nose
    >"you look like shit!"
    >she looks absolutely heartbroken and runs away crying