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The Fart of the Dress

By: eleven on Jul 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.56 KB  |  hits: 161  |  expires: Never
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  1.     >fluffy pony wants to be a fashion designer
  2.     >amused, you give her a box of old baby doll clothes to mess around with
  3.     >she squeals with joy when this happens
  4.     >"FANK YOO!! YOO BEST DADDEH EVAH!"
  5.     >she and the box end up in her safe room for like 4 hours
  6.     >eventually she comes out, eager to model her new look for you
  7.     >she prances around, wearing like 3 different dresses, completely ripped up and inexplicably covered in urine
  8.     >you wrinkle your nose
  9.     >"you look like shit!"
  10.     >she looks absolutely heartbroken and runs away crying