- >Own a fluffy pony stallion
- >He has brown fluff and a brown mane
- >Name it "Shit"
- >You and your friends make fun of it constantly
- >He notices you constantly laughing at him and gets extremely depressed
- >A couple weeks later, come home from work
- >Shit isn't in his safe room
- >He isn't in the living room playing with his toys
- >He isn't outside
- >Eventually you find him in the bathroom
- >Find his corpse in the toilet; he must've tried flushing himself
- >Stupid fluffy pony got water all over the floor
- >Dry off the corpse
- >Put in in a paper bag
- >Set it on fire and put it on the neighbor's porch
- >Ring the doorbell
- >Neighbor comes out and stomps out the bag
- >He gets shit all over his pants
Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
create a new version of this paste
RAW Paste Data