Title: Poor Fluffyshy Author: eleven Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/cjktCLX9 First Edit: Tuesday 19th of June 2012 01:30:09 AM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 19th of June 2012 01:30:09 AM CDT >be a bright yellow fluffy pony with a pink mane >be ostracized by every other fluffy >get called names like "ugly fluffy" and "dummy fluffy" >even got rejected by your mother >she and your brother and sister moved away one night while you were sleeping >get taken into a fluffy pony shelter >get ridiculed and tortured there by other fluffy ponies >during meal times, the bigger fluffies would cut in front of you for seconds before you've even had firsts >spend most of your time during the day with your front hooves over your eyes trembling >eventually the shelter you're in gets bought out by a national chain of pet stores >fluffy ponies aren't actual pets, they'd never sell to people with dogs or cats >they rectify the situation by paying people to take the fluffies >eventually every fluffy is spoken for, except you >get forgotten about in your pen, cowering in fear underneath your bed >you make squeak noises when you're scared, you can't help it >eventually get discovered by one of the workers >he grabs you by the neck, you squeal in pain >'SHUT UP!" He yells as he strikes you across the nose >He shows you off to another co-worker >"Hey Dale, I guess we missed one!" >Dale looks disgusted >"What the fuck is wrong with that one!?" >"I don't know, just go do something with it." >Dale also picks you up by the neck and takes you outside >Finally you decide to speak up >"Wew taking fwuffy?" You can barely get your voice above a whisper >Dale hits you across the nose too >"SHUT UP!" >Dale finds a brick and holds you against it >He starts duct taping you to it >You start to panic >"Wy huwt fwuffy!? Fwuffy just wan' wuv like fwiends! Wy fwuffy can't have!?" >He duct-tapes your mouth closed >Dale throws the brick into a conveniently placed river >He goes back to work