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Poor Fluffyshy

By: eleven on Jun 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.78 KB  |  hits: 250  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be a bright yellow fluffy pony with a pink mane
  2. >be ostracized by every other fluffy
  3. >get called names like "ugly fluffy" and "dummy fluffy"
  4. >even got rejected by your mother
  5. >she and your brother and sister moved away one night while you were sleeping
  6. >get taken into a fluffy pony shelter
  7. >get ridiculed and tortured there by other fluffy ponies
  8. >during meal times, the bigger fluffies would cut in front of you for seconds before you've even had firsts
  9. >spend most of your time during the day with your front hooves over your eyes trembling
  10. >eventually the shelter you're in gets bought out by a national chain of pet stores
  11. >fluffy ponies aren't actual pets, they'd never sell to people with dogs or cats
  12. >they rectify the situation by paying people to take the fluffies
  13. >eventually every fluffy is spoken for, except you
  14. >get forgotten about in your pen, cowering in fear underneath your bed
  15. >you make squeak noises when you're scared, you can't help it
  16. >eventually get discovered by one of the workers
  17. >he grabs you by the neck, you squeal in pain
  18. >'SHUT UP!" He yells as he strikes you across the nose
  19. >He shows you off to another co-worker
  20. >"Hey Dale, I guess we missed one!"
  21. >Dale looks disgusted
  22. >"What the fuck is wrong with that one!?"
  23. >"I don't know, just go do something with it."
  24. >Dale also picks you up by the neck and takes you outside
  25. >Finally you decide to speak up
  26. >"Wew taking fwuffy?" You can barely get your voice above a whisper
  27. >Dale hits you across the nose too
  28. >"SHUT UP!"
  29. >Dale finds a brick and holds you against it
  30. >He starts duct taping you to it
  31. >You start to panic
  32. >"Wy huwt fwuffy!? Fwuffy just wan' wuv like fwiends! Wy fwuffy can't have!?"
  33. >He duct-tapes your mouth closed
  34. >Dale throws the brick into a conveniently placed river
  35. >He goes back to work
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